LINDA is sitting on the couch holding RILEY, who is still
crying, but softer now. She is extremely uncomfortable
holding him and he is squirming. She is also dialing her
phone. She looks terrified. RILEY is red from crying.
NICK (O.S.)
Hello?
LINDA
Hello, hello, yes. I am your wife’s psychotherapist and she left in the middle of the appointment and left Riley here--
NICK (O.S.)
Who--who is this? A therapist? Who?
LINDA
I’m your wife’s therapist? She was here today at an appointment and--
NICK (O.S.)
My wife doesn’t go to therapy. Who is this? Is that my baby crying?
LINDA
Um...is your wife named Caroline Primm? Is your son named Riley Primm and you are Nick? Um...Primm?
NICK (O.S.)
Yeah...
LINDA
Yes, well, she’s been my patient at the Center for Psychological Arts in Del Mar since she was about six months pregnant with Riley and--
NICK (O.S.)
Why? What are you talking about?
LINDA
Whether you knew she was in therapy or not, what I’m trying to say is this is an emergency. She left Riley here. With me. And now she isn’t answering her phone.
NICK (O.S.)
You let her just leave my baby? Where did she go?
LINDA
I’ve left several messages...you should do the same, maybe if it is you she would pick up?
NICK (O.S.)
I can’t fucking believe this shit. This is so fucking typical.
LINDA
I’m sure she’s ok. I’m sure she just...needed some space and--
NICK (O.S.)
I can’t get him until 5, where are you? Del Mar you said?
LINDA
Excuse me?
NICK (O.S.)
I’m at work. I can’t leave right now, I’m in goddamn Carlsbad working. That’s why she is supposed to be taking care of the fucking baby. Can you just bring him here?
LINDA
Ok...well no I can’t. Also I’m concerned about your wife. This is an emergency.
NICK (O.S.)
You lost my fucking wife.
LINDA
I need you to come down here and pick up your baby immediately! I’ll text you the address.
(MORE)
LINDA (CONT’D)
If you aren’t here in a half an hour I’m calling the police.
LINDA hangs up the phone. She looks at the still-screaming
RILEY. She puts him back in the carrier and puts the blanket
back on top of him. She sits next to the carrier and rests
her head back on the couch and closes her eyes.
A buzz startles LINDA. She gets up and pushes a button on an
intercom on her desk.
LINDA (CONT’D)
Yes?
STEPHEN (V.O.)
It’s Stephen.
LINDA groans as she buzzes him into the building.
LINDA
(to Riley)
Shit.
RILEY is quieter now. He is making a lot of noises but has
exhausted himself from screaming and crying for so long. He
looks sleepy.
A knock at the office door. Still holding RILEY, LINDA opens
the door. She is surprised to find THERAPIST standing there
instead of STEPHEN.
THERAPIST
Can I come in?
LINDA
I’m expecting a patient. He just buzzed in...
THERAPIST sits on the couch next to RILEY’s carrier.
There is another knock on the door. STEPHEN opens it and
enters before waiting for LINDA. He is shocked to see another
person in the room already.
STEPHEN
Hey, this is my time!
LINDA doesn’t know what to do in this moment-- she looks to
THERAPIST.
LINDA
(quietly)
Say something.
THERAPIST doesn’t say anything.
LINDA (CONT’D)
(quietly)
Please just say something--
THERAPIST
(to Stephen)
Would you mind waiting in my office down the hall for a few moments?
STEPHEN
Your office? Who are you? The boss?
THERAPIST
No, no, I’m just another therapist here, I have an office just down the hall. You’ll see it, the door is wide open.
STEPHEN
This is my time. She’s mine right now. You can’t make me wait.
THERAPIST
There is an emergency situation. You need to either wait in my office or leave the building entirely.
STEPHEN starts to say something and then sees the baby
carrier.
STEPHEN
Is that a baby? Is that your baby? You have a baby? You guys have a baby together?
THERAPIST
The situation doesn’t concern you. Please make a choice.
STEPHEN
Ok. I’ll be in your office but I won’t wait that long.
STEPHEN looks at LINDA like a hurt child and then leaves.
LINDA
I am sorry about this but--
THERAPIST
Is someone coming to pick up the baby?
LINDA
I don’t know. I said I’d give him a half hour and then call the police...
They are both silent. LINDA sits in her chair as THERAPIST
leans back on the couch.
LINDA (CONT’D)
Would you believe I got talked into the hamster after all? I had to throw him into the cage when we got him home and I think he hit his head and got brain damage and it’s--
THERAPIST
You know, when I was a medical student I had to do a stint in a medical experiments lab and we were looking at the effects of a medication on the brains of rats.
LINDA
I--
THERAPIST
And the way it worked is we had to put the rats in these tiny guillotine things, chop their heads off individually and then peel the skin back and look at it’s brain under a microscope.
LINDA
I just--
THERAPIST
The rats would try to bite and claw you when you stuck your hand in to pick them up so you had to use these steal chainmail gloves. You stick your hand in the cage and they just attach themselves to the glove and then you have to shake them off when you get to the guillotine box. I was always worried I would hurt the rat when I shook it off the glove and it landed in the guillotine on its head or something. But their brains were always fine when we looked under the microscope.
LINDA
Oh.
THERAPIST
Rodents are resilient creatures.
LINDA
Who chopped the heads off though?
THERAPIST
I did. I made the entire process worse by naming them.
LINDA
Rodents shouldn’t have names ever.
THERAPIST
Agreed.
Silence.
LINDA
I have to get Stephen.
THERAPIST
I’ll go and tell Stephen your session is canceled. You need to deal with this.
LINDA
I know.
LINDA puts her head in her hands.
THERAPIST gets up and goes to leave the room.
LINDA (CONT’D)
(quietly, without taking her head out of her hands)
I love you.
THERAPIST leaves without turning around. It isn’t clear if he
heard what LINDA said.