--and they said “be nice, be nice Stephen.” So I was really nice to them. To the animals.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
STEPHEN
A screenplay character in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
- lines
- 12
- words
- 146
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 1.2%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 24
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
And then you told me that if you touch baby birds the mama bird will not come back if they know you touched them.
scene 35 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYI said you kissed me.
scene 35 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYI’m not done. You kissed me.
scene 35 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYHey, this is my time!
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYIs that a baby? Is that your baby? You have a baby? You guys have a baby together?
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY
Bookends
Ok. I’ll be in your office but I won’t wait that long.