Well it’s not your job to be in control over it, is it? It’s the landlord’s job, right?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
THERAPIST
A screenplay character in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
- lines
- 63
- words
- 722
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 5.7%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 97
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
The rats would try to bite and claw you when you stuck your hand in to pick them up so you had to use these steal chainmail gloves. You stick your hand in the cage and they just attach themselves to the glove and then you have to shake them off when you get to the guillotine box. I was always worried I would hurt the rat when I shook it off the glove and it landed in the guillotine on its head or something. But their brains were always fine when we looked under the microscope.
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYWhat about me?
scene 19 — INT. THERAPIST’S OFFICE - DAYI don’t respond to my client’s dream emails.
scene 19 — INT. THERAPIST’S OFFICE - DAYI’m with a patient.
scene 50 — INT. OFFICE HALLWAY - CONTINUOUSI’ll go and tell Stephen your session is canceled. You need to deal with this.
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY
Bookends
We can’t see each other anymore.