Daddy is hard, you can’t move him. He gets mad and--uh, that’s it. Mommy gets mad too but you can stretch her. She’s more like putty. And she gets sad, too. That’s when it is the most stretch.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
CHILD
A screenplay character in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
- lines
- 102
- words
- 648
- scenes
- 21
- dialogue
- 5.1%
- avg words / line
- 6
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 38
source review flagged 6 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Daddy is hard, you can’t move him. He gets mad and--uh, that’s it. Mommy gets mad too but you can stretch her. She’s more like putty. And she gets sad, too. That’s when it is the most stretch.
scene 1 — INT. DR. SPRING’S OFFICEBut I’m done!
scene 3 — INT. LINDA’S APARTMENT - DAYWhat is it?? Is it coming from your room?? What’s in there??
scene 4 — INT. LINDA’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - CONTINUOUSLoooook at them?
scene 33 — EXT. PARKING LOT - MORNINGWhat would happen?
scene 74 — INT. LINDA'S CAR - DAY
Bookends
Mommy?