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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
NICK
A screenplay character in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
- lines
- 10
- words
- 100
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 0.8%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 32
Sample dialogue
I’m at work. I can’t leave right now, I’m in goddamn Carlsbad working. That’s why she is supposed to be taking care of the fucking baby. Can you just bring him here?
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYYou lost my fucking wife.
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYWhy? What are you talking about?
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYI can’t fucking believe this shit. This is so fucking typical.
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAYMy wife doesn’t go to therapy. Who is this? Is that my baby crying?
scene 51 — INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY
Bookends
You lost my fucking wife.