Oh, Dog! . . . I think you want to have a look at this!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
PLANK
A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
- lines
- 34
- words
- 345
- scenes
- 17
- dialogue
- 3.8%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 35
Sample dialogue
I must have been there fifty times, it’s never been locked; they’re not suspicious. Everybody who goes there are toffs. They’re all into that karma crap: ‘If I don’t harm nobody, nobody harms me’ stuff.
scene 52 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - DAYPlank, open up.
scene 45 — INT. SLOANES’ SITTING ROOM - DAY THE RIDICULOUS DOOR-BELL HORN BLOWS.There’s one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it.
scene 52 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - DAYLives and learns doesn’t one.
scene 80 — INT. SLOANES’ CAGE - DAYThey shot me!
scene 85 — INT. SLOANES’ FRONT DOOR - DAY
Bookends
What the fuck is going on here?