This gear is getting heavier you know, Charles. I got a suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Noble Peace Prize winners or something.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
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A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
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Sample dialogue
He might think we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit, but he can’t have any idea about the hard currency we’ve accumulated. We can just slice it off the top.
scene 58 — INT. SLOANES’ SITTING ROOM - NIGHT WINSTONHold on. OK.
scene 78 — INT SLOANES’ SITTING ROOM - DAYHello, can I help you?
scene 77 — INT. SLOANES’ FRONT DOOR - DAYLook Willie, it’s Plank outside asking for you, he says it’s in our interest.
scene 78 — INT SLOANES’ SITTING ROOM - DAYI didn’t know you were a kebab man, Plank.
scene 80 — INT. SLOANES’ CAGE - DAY
Bookends
What are you doing, Plank?