Jesus Plank, you could have got smokeless cartridges, I can’t see a bloody thing.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
JOHN
A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
- lines
- 8
- words
- 95
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 1.0%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 25
Sample dialogue
Give it us here, you dozy sod. You hide and get the guns ready. Wait until they are well in, then give it to ’em.
scene 119 — INT. ED AND BACON’S HOUSE - DAYEr well, yes we do.
scene 112 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - MORNINGWhat is the point in that? Even if it was a bug they would have taken it with ’em.
scene 108 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - NIGHTIf it was a toe rag from the area we would know.
scene 112 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - MORNINGShit, Dog, there’s a lot. Don’t you want to do this next door?
scene 119 — INT. ED AND BACON’S HOUSE - DAY
Bookends
Give it us here, you dozy sod. You hide and get the guns ready. Wait until they are well in, then give it to ’em.