It’s a dog eat dog world, lads, and I got bigger teeth than you.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
DOG
A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
- lines
- 55
- words
- 836
- scenes
- 26
- dialogue
- 9.2%
- avg words / line
- 15
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 78
Sample dialogue
And it better bloody not be. Once he is firmly in place, he gets the rest of us in. We’ll get nasty with a couple of them, shit ’em up, scare and gag ’em. I can’t see these wankers giving us a problem, but they might have a couple of tools hanging around like any cowboy. When the job is done we’ll come straight back here. It’s dark by then, unload and Robert’s your father’s brother. Everybody savvy?
scene 71 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - DAYYou were saying?
scene 9 — INT. TORTURE ROOM - DAYRight, tomorrow, eight o’clock we’ll do it. Apparently these stags don’t get out of bed till midday, lowest ebb and all that, and that’s how I like it.
scene 71 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - DAYDo you want me to take his leg off? Where’s the fourth?
scene 88 — INT. SLOANES’ CAGE - DAYDead. Dead. I don’t know who they think they could be, for me not to find ’em. Of course I’ll find ’em. I don’t give a flying fucking fish who they think they are. I’ll kill - fur and feathers, burning wheel South African style, kebab ’em, peel ’em, slice ’em and dice ’ em, hang draw and fucking quarter ’ em.
scene 101 — INT. DOG’S HOUSE - DAY
Bookends
What are you doing?