All right lads? How’s things? How’s it going, Soap? Cooking all right? Where’s that son of mine?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
JD
A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
- lines
- 10
- words
- 97
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 1.1%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 27
Sample dialogue
Harry, that boy doesn’t know his arsehole from his ear-hole, or you from a hoodwink. This bar is mine, and he has nothing to do with it.
scene 67 — INT. JD’S BAR - NIGHTCan I help?
scene 148 — INT. JD’S BAR - NIGHTYou come to collect something, Chris? Should I have something for you?
scene 148 — INT. JD’S BAR - NIGHTAnd you do have a reputation, so I’ll choose my words carefully. But not to put too fine a point on it, fuck yourself, Harry!
scene 67 — INT. JD’S BAR - NIGHTAll right lads? How’s things? How’s it going, Soap? Cooking all right? Where’s that son of mine?
scene 17 — INT. JD’S BAR - NIGHT
Bookends
Well, I suggest you speak to him, then.