See these goods, they never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite, Fanny- by-the-gas-light. If you can’t see value here today you’re not up here shopping, you’re up here shoplifting. Take a bag, take a bag. I took a bag, I took a bag home last night and she cost a lot more than ten pounds I can tell ya. Tell me if I am going too cheap. Not ninety, not eighty, not forty, half that and half that again, that’s right, ten pounds. Don’t think ’cos it’s sealed up it’s an empty box. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you here today I would make more money with me measuring tape.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
BACON
A screenplay character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998).
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Sample dialogue
See these goods, they never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite, Fanny- by-the-gas-light. If you can’t see value here today you’re not up here shopping, you’re up here shoplifting. Take a bag, take a bag. I took a bag, I took a bag home last night and she cost a lot more than ten pounds I can tell ya. Tell me if I am going too cheap. Not ninety, not eighty, not forty, half that and half that again, that’s right, ten pounds. Don’t think ’cos it’s sealed up it’s an empty box. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you here today I would make more money with me measuring tape.
scene 3 — EXT. STREET (FLASHBACK] - DAYThis doesn’t look good.
scene 42 — INT. SAMOAN JO’S - NIGHTI thought this was a pub.
scene 26 — EXT. STATELY HOME - NIGHTI don’t know how you’ve reached that conclusion.
scene 59 — INT. ED AND BACON’S HOUSE - NIGHTI think he’s still alive. He’s got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
scene 99 — INT. DOG’S VAN - DAY
Bookends
And, throw yourself off while you’re at it. SOAP