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The Birdcage (1996)
ARMAND
A screenplay character in The Birdcage (1996).
- lines
- 304
- words
- 3,365
- scenes
- 54
- dialogue
- 28%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 65
source review flagged 11 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
What? Why ••• yes. It ••• i11.l This is so •Guatemala.• They put hard boiled eggs in everything down there. Well, chicken is so important to them. It's their (X) only real currency. A woman is. said to be worth her weight in hens. A man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock. Do you all have soup? Yes. Would you excuse me?
scene 89, source scene 90 — {CONTINUED)Oh, my God.
scene 7, source scene 15 — INT. THE PATIO - ARMANDLet's just try and get through it •••
scene 23, source scene 3 — 6 INT. THE BIRDCAGE - DAY 36Well, tough gazongas.
scene 45, source scene 46 — JOHN WAYNE?He's a brilliant chef but he still has a lot to learn about serving.
scene 70, source scene 83 — INT. ARMAND'S APARTMEN'L' - VAL, ARMAND
Bookends
Keep 'em moving toward the door.