Are you crazy? It's out of the question. You can't get married! You're not even eighteen!

The Birdcage (1996)
SENATOR KEELEY
A screenplay character in The Birdcage (1996).
- lines
- 99
- words
- 1,395
- scenes
- 28
- dialogue
- 12%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 106
source review flagged 9 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Uh ••• What? Yes •. A good trip. Very nice. We decided to drive here ••• to see the seasons change. It was a long trip ••• down through Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia •.• but it's just so magical to me to come from the North where it's cold, to the South where it's warm and see the tremendous differences from region to region in this incredible country of ours. My wife and I used to drive down to Virginia every Autumn to see the foliage turn. Virginia has amazing foliage--although I think the ·folia~e in Ohio is underrated. It's Just dazzling along I-75 ••• (X)
scene 85 — INT. ARMAND'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHTJackson is dead.
scene 27 — INT. KEELEY DINING ROOM - DAYWhat do you mean? What wedding? Who's getting married? • • • Ro!
scene 35 — INT. FRONT W:INDOW - KEELEY HOUSE - MRS. KEELEY--but many pro-lifers--I don't agree with tbem--but 111&ny sincerely believe that stop~ing the doctors will stop the abortions.
scene 96 — INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHTYou cried. You said ••• you ••• I don't •••
scene 117 — INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Bookends
She's taking us to a gas station on El Dorado and Palm. Meet me in twenty minutes.