No, Agador. Victoria Page will not dance the dance of the red shoes tonight. or any other night.
The Birdcage (1996)
ALBERT
A screenplay character in The Birdcage (1996).
- lines
- 176
- words
- 2,467
- scenes
- 35
- dialogue
- 21%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 73
source review flagged 4 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Oh, Vallie! Oh, my God! This is such a shock. I'm not saying anything-I promised your father-- but you're only twenty and if you throw yourself away on some dormitory slut, you'll be sorry for the rest of your life. There-- enough said. No more. That's all. Subject closed. Well, don't just stand there! Give me a kiss! or are you too grown-up for that now.
scene 26 — INT. ARMAND'S LCI'LCHEN - DAYOh! You bastard!
scene 5 — (CONTINUED)Thank you. Well, I want to get bac:k before he wakes up. I'm just going to try this sample. Hmm. Chocolate Schneken. A triumph. Well, bye bye. ·Perhaps one more schneken. Do you mind?... ·
scene 25 — INT. BAKERY - DAYIs he? Oh that helps. Oh, you're sweet. That water is so cool.
scene 45 — (CONTINUED)You know, that's what I thought until I found out Alexander the Great, was a fag. Talk about gays in the military.
scene 93 — EXT. SIDE ENTRANCE - ARMAND'S BUILDING
Bookends
There. Now, remember - the first time is always a big shock. Ready. Turn.