This should last us for awhile.

National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
SANTINO
A screenplay character in National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985).
- lines
- 23
- words
- 251
- scenes
- 7
- dialogue
- 3.3%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 26
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Unfortunately, we somehow misplaced the key to the trunk. But if you'll tell me where you're staying, we' 11 get a new key to your hotel.
scene 132 — EXT. U.S. EXPRESS OFFICE - DAY 2I3Don't do it.
scene 142 — INT. HOTEL BAR - DAY 226 AWhat we need now is a stooge. Someone above suspicion who'll believe anything you tell him. A real idiot •••
scene 131 — INT. U.S. EXPRESS OFFICE - DAY 2I2I think I'd better get you upstairs. You'll feel better if you lie down.
scene 148 — INT. HOTEL BAR - DAY 229Please, just stay calm and do nothing. Ellen sits back down on the bed as Santino picks up the phone. SANTINO Room four eight five •••
scene 150 — INT. ELLEN'S HOTEL ROOM - DAY 23I
Bookends
You'll have to come with me.