Oink, oink, oink. We've decided to be pigs, Kent.
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
CLARK
A screenplay character in National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985).
- lines
- 273
- words
- 3,097
- scenes
- 90
- dialogue
- 41%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 84
source review flagged 14 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
"Dear Mommy & Daddy, I don't suppose anyone cares but I guess it's my duty to tell you that I've left. There is just so much pain and heartbreak a person can stand before they totally flip out. I have reached such a point, and I must return to Jack. My love for him is stronger than all the prizes in all the game shows in the universe·. I knew that he needs me. I can feel his agony across the ocean. So goodbye.
scene 76, source scene 77 — INT. ROSTY ANO AODREY'S HOTEL ROOM. I37Oh excuse me.
scene 24, source scene 25 — INT. HALLWAY 58Jesus, I'M sorry!
scene 37, source scene 38 — EXT • LONDON STREET - DAY 72,There they are kids, the Eiffel Towers ••• nine hundred and twenty-one feet of historic landmarks.
scene 70, source scene 71 — EXT. EIFFEL TOWER BASE - DAY I24Do I hear any objections?
scene 105, source scene 106 — EXT. GERMAN VILLAGE - OAY . I86
Bookends
God, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Can I help you?