Audrey, I don't believe this!
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
CLARX
A screenplay character in National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985).
- lines
- 11
- words
- 186
- scenes
- 8
- dialogue
- 2.5%
- avg words / line
- 17
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 73
Sample dialogue
Wait a minute fella, You're the one who's history. Ancient his- tory. Maybe I never !lad a salad named after me, but I've got three people carrying my name that make me a heck of alot prouder than that. Ellen, Rusty and Sss ••• A ••• Audrey. And they mean more to me than all the vacations in the world. As far as I'm concerned, this trip is over. We 're going home.
scene 149 — EXT. O!JTI>OOR CAFE - DAY (NAVONA) 230Hello! Anybody here?
scene 131 — INT. U.S. EXPRESS OFFICE - DAY 2I2When we get back we can watch all the great times we had together •••• father and son ••• parent and sibling •••• I'm pleased to see that you're reading ·up on European culture.
scene 8 — INT. RUSTY'S ROOM - NIGHT 30I'm okay ••• no problem. This is fabulous. I've never been more thrilled.
scene 72 — EXT. EIFFEL TOWER OBSERVATION DECX - DAY I28We don't have to hold hands, if that's what you mean. But, we'll be together.
scene 6 — EXT. GRISWALD BACKYARD - LATER THAT NIGHT 28 A
Bookends
Wait a minute fella, You're the one who's history. Ancient his- tory. Maybe I never !lad a salad named after me, but I've got three people carrying my name that make me a heck of alot prouder than that. Ellen, Rusty and Sss ••• A ••• Audrey. And they mean more to me than all the vacations in the world. As far as I'm concerned, this trip is over. We 're going home.