Fuck you! I could snap my fingers and have you dead in four hours, rotting in a truck off of Boyleston! You insignificant little fuck! I always get my fuckin’ money!
The Boondock Saints (1999)
YAKAVETTA
A screenplay character in The Boondock Saints (1999).
- lines
- 21
- words
- 375
- scenes
- 7
- dialogue
- 3.7%
- avg words / line
- 18
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 64
Sample dialogue
This kid, this package boy could bring down the whole east coast. If he decides to turn states he could dismantle us… totally. But it looks like for now, he’s content with just killing us one by one. And even worse the kid is good at it. I mean I had a prodigy on my hands the whole time and didn’t even know it.
scene 102 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – NIGHTHe’s a nigger.
scene 60 — INT. POPPA JOE YAKAVETTA’S OFFICE – DAY. A.K.A. THE JOKE.The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I’m having a real shitty day. I’m depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.
scene 60 — INT. POPPA JOE YAKAVETTA’S OFFICE – DAY. A.K.A. THE JOKE.I need Il Duce.
scene 102 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – NIGHTWhat do you guys think?
scene 154 — INT. YAKAVETTA’S HOUSE – BASEMENT HALL – NIGHT
Bookends
Fuckin’ do something!