Fuck you.

The Boondock Saints (1999)
AUGUSTUS
A screenplay character in The Boondock Saints (1999).
- lines
- 12
- words
- 278
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 2.7%
- avg words / line
- 23
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 67
Sample dialogue
I’ve had this guy in front of me, and I couldn’t tell you what he looks like, sounds like. He is the Picasso of assassins, kid. He plants hair samples, blood. Puts skin under fingernails. He is a fucking genius. Only one problem. He’s been rotting in prison for twenty-five or thirty years. Don’t even know if he’s still alive. Or if he’s even up to it.
scene 104 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – DAYGo find one.
scene 104 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – DAYThe Duke? (beat) What did you do?
scene 102 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – NIGHTNeeded an outsider. The package boy knows everyone. He’d spot our hitters a mile away.
scene 151 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – NIGHTDon’t start with your shit. Don’t you talk to me. Oh, hey Uncle Gussy, thanks for years of service. Here’s a gold watch and a job sniffing other guys’ shit eight hours a day. What am I, a retired bus driver?
scene 102 — INT. RITZY RESTAURANT BATHROOM – NIGHT
Bookends
Up his house. I don’t know what’s going on but I know it’s gotta have something to do with this kid.