Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch.

The Boondock Saints (1999)
SMECKER
A screenplay character in The Boondock Saints (1999).
- lines
- 159
- words
- 2,684
- scenes
- 33
- dialogue
- 26%
- avg words / line
- 17
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 85
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Symbology? Well, now that Duffy has relinquished his King Bone Head crown I see we have an heir to the throne. I’m sure the word you were looking for was symbolism. What’s the symbolism there? Let me explain it to you. In Greek and Roman mythology when you died you would have to pay the toll to Charon, the boatman who ferried you across to the gates of judgment. This made sure the dead came to atone for what they did during their lives, Detective…
scene 65 — INT. PLAZA HOTEL – SUITE LIVING ROOM – NIGHTWhat’s your name?
scene 16 — EXT. AN ALLEY – MORNINGWell, we’ll have to check with your mother, but it’s ok with me if your friends sleep over.
scene 45 — BACK TO PRESENT. INT – BOSTON POLICE STATION –No. This guy is big time. (points to middle booth) These two are street- walking scum.
scene 86 — INT. SIN BIN – SMALL ROOM – NIGHTI’ve never seen any-fucking-thing like this in my whole fucking life. Who the fuck are they?!!
scene 136 — EXT. SUBURBAN “BEAVER CLEAVER” TYPE HOUSE – FRONT LAWN – DAY
Bookends
You look like you could use a quickie.