They walk on to the beach.
MARGOT
I had a lot to drink in there, I think I’m drunk.
Percy looks around.
PERCY
I think it’s closed.
(off sign)
Yup. After 8. Closed.
MARGOT
Good. We’ll have it to ourselves.
PERCY
We could get in trouble. And it’s not even sunny.
MARGOT
This is better. Nobody can see us.
PERCY
(worried)
Yeah, there’s no lifeguards.
MARGOT
Good. We can skinny dip.
Margot hooks her fingers in his belt loops, draws Percy
closer.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
Let’s get you out of these jean shorts.
PERCY
What about riptides?
MARGOT
You’re right, here comes one now.
Margot gives his shorts a tug.
PERCY
Careful! You’re gonna rip them.
He pulls them up.
MARGOT
(flirty)
Yeah, I am.
42.42.
PERCY
They were a gift.
MARGOT
From who, Richard Simmons?
PERCY
No, my mom.
MARGOT
(tugs)
C’mon. I wanna see your pussy.
PERCY
(conflicted)
I don’t know...
Margot gives up, lets go. Tries another tactic.
MARGOT
Guess you’re just not attracted to me. Or maybe you think I’m ugly...
PERCY
What? No.
MARGOT
Seems like it.
PERCY
I don’t!
(quiet)
I think you’re really pretty.
MARGOT
Yeah?
Sensing an opening, she moves closer to him.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
Pretty where?
(takes off her shirt)
Pretty here?
(slips off shorts)
Or pretty here?
She stands before him naked for a beat, then runs into the
water. [note: lit and shot respectfully, of course]
MARGOT (CONT'D)
(calls out from sea)
Nothing bad will happen. I promise.
Percy deliberates. Margot in the water does look inviting.
43.43.
PERCY
What about sharks?
MARGOT
None here!
PERCY
Jellyfish?
MARGOT
Out of season!
PERCY
Flesh eating bacter--
MARGOT
GET THE FUCK IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
PERCY
Okay, I’m going to trust you.
He quickly undresses (leaving on his glasses) and doggy
paddles out to her.
MARGOT
See? That’s not so bad, right?
She puts her arms around him.
PERCY
I just hope there’s no riptides.
Margot moves in to kiss him when --
VOICE (O.S.)
FUCK HER! FUCK HER IN THE BUTT!
ON THE BEACH
THREE PREPPY TEENS (two boys and a girl) watching and
whooping and drinking beers.
IN THE WATER
PERCY
What’re they doing?
MARGOT
I don’t know.
(waves)
Hello!
The leader waves back, a stupid grin on his face.
44.44.
LEADER
Whatcha up to over there?
MARGOT
(shouting back)
Just doing our taxes.
LEADER
(points to their clothes)
These yours?
MARGOT
Yeah, no need to fold ‘em.
Loud giggling as the Teens pick up their clothes.
PERCY
They’re taking our clothes!
MARGOT
Put it down!
SIDEKICK
Eat this dick!
The LEADER puts Percy’s jean shorts on his head like a
jester, does a jester dance.
MARGOT
I’m warning you!
GIRL
Bye, sea bitch!
The three leave with their clothes, their laughter fading
away as they disappear down the shore. Percy freaks. Any
chance of sex is now gone.
PERCY
You said nothing would happen! We need to find an adult.
MARGOT
Percy, you are an adult.
As he considers this, Margot begins to swim away.
PERCY
Where are you going?!
She POWER STROKES parallel to the shore. She’s a great
swimmer.
FARTHER DOWN THE BEACH
45.45.
The Teens walk along, going through their haul. The Leader
pulls a condom from Margot’s shorts.
LEADER
Jackpot.
They don’t notice an enraged Margot emerging from the water,
buck naked. She scoops up a fistful of sand.
MARGOT
C’mere, cunts.
They turn, surprised to find a soaking wet angry naked woman
quickly approaching. Margot is fearsome.
SIDEKICK
Oh shit-
Margot HURLS the SAND in his face.
SIDEKICK (CONT'D)
OW!
He grabs his eyes, drops the clothes.
GIRL
Whoa, whoa, relax-
MARGOT
(to the girl)
What about you? You want the business?
Margot KICKS the girl HARD in the crotch.
She groans in pain, drops to her knees. Two down. Only the
Leader left. Margot retrieves her bikini top and brandishes
it like a whip.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
You think it’s cool to steal clothes?
LEADER
(points to girl)
It was her idea! I don’t want the business!
She reaches for his head. He flinches. She grabs the shorts.
MARGOT
These jean shorts were a gift!
LEADER
I didn’t know! I’m sorry.
46.46.
MARGOT
Now get outta here!
They just stand there, in shock. Margot raises the back of
her hand.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
You want a fresh one?
They stagger away among murmurs of “crazy” and “sea bitch.”
MARGOT (CONT'D)
And stay outta Montauk!
IN THE WATER
Percy watches Margot approach with their belongings. She
drops them on the sand before returning to the water.She
paddles over to Percy.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
So where were we?
She puts her arms around his shoulders, tries to kiss him.
PERCY
What happened over there?
MARGOT
I got our clothes back.
She goes to kiss him again. He pushes her away.
PERCY
Did you beat up those kids?
MARGOT
No. They apologized.
PERCY
I heard screaming.
MARGOT
That was the apologizing.
PERCY
I don’t like this. Something’s really wrong with you.
MARGOT
They had our clothes, keys, phones, wallets. I got them back. What would you have done, nothing? You should be thanking me!
47.47.
PERCY
(high-pitched)
I was coming up with a plan!
MARGOT
A plan to call your parents?
(mocking)
“Mommy, Daddy, teens stole my denim panties!”
(then, sweet)
I’m sorry, that was mean. Let’s fuck.
PERCY
... No?
Margot smacks the water in frustration.
MARGOT
WHY NOT!?
PERCY
Because you’re scary! It’s like you’re trying to eat me or kill me.
MARGOT
What a waste of time, man. I feel sorry for you. I’m done.
She swims towards shore.
PERCY
I feel sorry for you. You drive a freaking lobster car.
MARGOT
Hey, at least I’m not scared to drive.
She picks up the pile of clothes and heads to the car. Percy
emerges from the water,
PARKING LOT
Margot gets to the claw car, throws Percy’s clothes on the
passenger seat. She gets in and gets dressed. Percy, naked,
runs up to her door, tries it -- it’s locked.
PERCY
(bangs on window)
Gimme my clothes!
Margot tosses his clothes out to him. He picks up his shorts,
feels the pockets.
48.48.
PERCY (CONT'D)
Where’s my phone?
(then)
Is it in your car?
MARGOT
(quick look)
Nope.
PERCY
You barely even looked!
MARGOT
It’s not in here, Percy.
PERCY
Just check! My parents need to be able to know where I am.
MARGOT
(blows up)
Why? What if they don’t?!
Margot doesn’t wait for an answer, throws the car in reverse.
Percy instinctively jumps on the hood, still naked. A
determination we haven’t seen before.
PERCY
Gimme my phone!
MARGOT
Percy, get off the hood.
PERCY
Not until I get my phone.
MARGOT
Guess we’re doing this.
She throws the car into gear and slowly drives across the
parking lot with Percy on the hood. She exits on to a --
SERVICE ROAD
They pass several people who look on in amazement.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
I will drive to fucking Chicago. Don’t fucking test me.
She picks up speed, 15... 20...25. A curve up ahead, then:
HEADLIGHTS
49.49.
An 18 WHEELER blows by, inches from the car. Percy SCREAMS.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
Oh shit.
PERCY
Let me off! Let me off!
MARGOT
(shaken)
Yup! I’m pulling over
More HEADLIGHTS approach. They belong to
A POLICE CAR
Going the other way. The COPS clock the bizarre scene of a
naked teenager on a lobster car hood.
FLASHING LIGHTS
MARGOT (CONT'D)
Fuck!
The POLICE CAR hits the brakes, begins executing a three-
point-turn on the narrow country road.
Margot slams the steering wheel in frustration. It’s over.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
Idiot!
She starts to slow down a flashing red light and ringing bell
announce a train approaching up ahead.
Margot checks her rearview mirror to find the COP CAR
struggling with the turn. Then back at the crossing gates.
The COP CAR finally rights itself, speeds towards Margot.
MARGOT (CONT'D)
(thinks, then)
I’m on probation, I can’t lose my license!
MARGOT FLOORS IT.
Percy SCREAMS as the lobster car RACES towards the descending
gates. Percy looks back, sees the gates dropping.
PERCY
What the fuck are you doing!?
50.50.
The CLAW CAR accelerates across the tracks just under the
closing gates. Margot brakes. Percy still clings to the
hood, eyes shut tight. He slowly opens them, looks around.
Percy then looks at Margot, almost in awe.
PERCY (CONT'D)
Holy fucking shit.