Hi, can I interest you in some unconditional love? Looking for something to slobber on you?
No Hard Feelings (2023)
CRISPIN
A screenplay character in No Hard Feelings (2023).
- lines
- 33
- words
- 251
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 2.9%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 25
Sample dialogue
Well you’ve come to the right person. As you know from our conversations, I’ve been with a plethora of women so I understand the mindset.
scene 62 — INT. BEST FRIENDS - DAYI brought tools.
scene 66 — EXT. DRIVEWAY - MOMENTS LATERYeah! Chicks dig an asshole. She walked all over you. I mean she was eye-fucking me that day you guys were shampooing dogs.
scene 62 — INT. BEST FRIENDS - DAYOkay, let’s put her in neutral and roll her out.
scene 66 — EXT. DRIVEWAY - MOMENTS LATERTry pulling that shit in the Middle East.
scene 68 — EXT. GARAGE - CONTINUOUS
Bookends
Yeah. Really.