"DAZED AND CONFUSED" (1993)

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OPEN

"DAZED and CONFUSED"

by

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Richard Linklater

/H^K.^A Draft as of: 02.20.1992

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DAZED AND CONFUSED

_ CAST OF CHARACTERSi

Lead Senior Guya : Randy -PINK* Floyd - runs with all crowds: jocks,

etoners, poker group intelligentsia and acts accordingly

TONY Olsen - witty, intellectual,,paper editor, poker

group member, a bit shy around ths girls but ends up with Sabrina

DON Dollar - cocky, charming, not smart, womanizer, fun

guy, has thing with Shavonne

Keith PICKFORO -cool, quirky, a stonar who's got it all

together although hia party gets busted

BENNY McCracken - athlete, a little dumb, intimidating,

but in it for fun, drinks lota of beer

Lead Senior Girls: J O D XKerr - socially popular, smart, Mitch's older

sister, Sabrina's "big Bister'

KAYE Faulkner - smart, analytical, most matura of senior

girls, social

f S H A V O N N ERhodes - boy eraxy, popular, hot stuff Lead Freshmen* MITCH Kerr - Jodi's younger brother, popular, athlete,

gets 'busted* the worst by seniors but ultimately gets lucky, ends up with Julie

r ^ S A B R I N ADavis - very striking end mature for her age, a

bit shy but a bit calculating at the sane time, ends up with Tony

Supporting senior Girlst C Y N T H I ADunn - smart, a bit socially inhibited, has

crush on Tony (unbeknoweat to him), hangs out with tha pokar guys

D A R L Awoods - tough, humiliates freshman like a drill

sergeant, a female O'Bannion

MICHELLE Burroughs - Pickford'a girlfriend, doesn't talk

much but is perhaps the coolest girl around

JULIE Danford - sophmore, parties, flirts with Mitch and

ends up with him

Supporting Senior Guysi MIKE Nawhouse - intellectual, poker group/paper staff

guy, best friends with Tony but has darker edge,

' ready to push the boundaries Paul SLATER - endearing stoner, accepted by all because

of his basically fun and intereating perspective

ROYCE Crawford - smart black friend of Tony and Mike's,

poker group/paper staff guy but not completely with his white friends

HUDSON Higgins - athlete/party guy, friends with

O'Bannion and Benny, more of a sidekick with a car

Fred O ' B A N N I O N- sadistic, 2nd year senior, the only ^ ,-•• real -bad guy' in the movie but gets commuppance

from freshmen guys

Additional Guysi BobbyW O O D E R S O N• older guystill hanging on to high

school scene,basically cool endlooked up to but is getting more pathetie as the years go on

ELVIS Spivey- A little older black guy who haa

ambiguousrelationship with the crowdat the Emporium though obviouslythe most respected, •coolest' guythere. Possibly justtaking whicey' money at pool.

C L I N TBruno- aggressivejerk, rides around with Party

Guys tl and #2, picks on Mike at beer bust, ultimately getsin fight

i Additional Girlsi STACY Woodward - has older boyfriendshe talks about

losing virginity to, bestfriends with Julie

SUSAN Sumner - gets drunk and out ofcontrolat beer

bust

' Supporting Freshmen: i . CARL Burns - a bit of a smartass, shortstopon Mitch's

team, competes with Mitcha little on coolness

TOMMY Lewson - catcher on baseball team,looka up to

Miteh a bit

Adam KZRSK - gets busted by O'Bannion butapearheads

revenge scenario

Freshman Girls #!-*«

/$!*SS»\ .-•*" ' •

/$n>*\

FADE IN:

OPENING TITLESEQUENCE

Behind logosand title cards we hearthe eerie and edgy beginning of Aerosmith's 'SweetEmotion''. The titlesare offset by random high school yearbookphotos of membersof the case. Some are their officialschool pictures with theiractivity listings, while othersare the students in variousextracurricular activity poses. The lasttitle reads:

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL MAY 28, 1976 12:55 p.m.

SERIES OF SHOTS

As the song kicks in weSEE many of these samecharacters in their lunch-time environment.

AEROSMITH
•Sweeeetemooootion... Sweeeet emooootion...*

A) Inside a car, ajoint being rolled on the underside of a frisbee.

AEROSMITH
-Talkin''bout things and nobody cares...•

B) A convertible drivingthrough the school parkinglot in slow motion.

C) In another car, the long-hairedinhabitants finish offa beer and toss it out of the car.

AEROSMITH

"Wearin other things that nobody wears..."

D) Students laying aroundin the smoking section with bad attitudes.

E) In a shop class, a guy drillingsmall holes in a paddle he's making.

F) Girls unloading a large quantityof grocery suppliesfrom their cars and putting themin one truck.

AEROSMITH
'Callin' myname but I gotta make clear..."

G) Guys playing cards ata picnic table in the snack bar area. A

AEROSMITH
"Can'tsay baby where I'll be in a year...•

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2

EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKINGLOT - DAY

The convertible parks nextto a crowded, smoke-fiiled car with the windowsrolled up. KEITHPICKFORD and MICHELLEBURROUGHS soon hop outof this car and headtoward the school. Standing nextto his truck, RANDY 'PINK' FLOYDcalls out to them.

PINK
Pickfordi Youstoner!

Pickfordacknowledges him witha slightly sarcastic,mimicking voice ashe and Michelle walk overto him.

PICKFORD
They say it'llkill ya but they don't say when...
PINK
How's it lookin' fortonight?
PICKFORD
Three kegs...
PINK
Cool. But the bignews is... Check

jjptV this shit- out.

Pink grabsa tarp in the bed of his truck and with one quick motion,jerks away the canvas and revealsa smiling Ronald McDonaldstatue. Formerly of the drive-thruline, Ronald has a speakerin his stomach.

PICKFORD
Awwrighc...
MICHELLE
Cool.
PINK
Me and Dollar nabbed it about four- thirty this morning. We just went through there for lunch... They got this old lady standing out there taking orders by hand.

He imitatesa little old lady scribbling on a note pad.

PINK
(continuing)
Did you want fries with that? The thing's three feet away from her.

They laugh a bitand walk together up the stairs tothe school.

3

INT: HALLWAY - DAY

Pickford, Michelle, andPink walk down the hall.

PICKFORD
Can't believe we gotta be here ac all today...
MICHELLE
Let the torture begin...

They pass PAUL SLATERnear a water fountain.

PICKFORD
Slater, son...
PINK
How's it going?
SLATER
It'sfixin' to be going A LOT better...

Slater pops something in his mouth andtakes a quick gulp at the fountain. He then offersup his hand and Pickford "gives him five* in the slowest, coolest way possible.

SLATER
So whattime tonight?
PICKFORD
'Bout nine or ten...
SLATER
All right.

Slater walks away while Pickford, Michelle, andPink walk near Pink's classroom door.

PINK
Later...
PICKFORD
See you up there after...

As Pickford walks away,he acknowledges TONY OLSON and MIKE NEWHOUSE standing in the hallnear the door to Pink's classroom.

PICKFORD
If it isn't Woodward and Bernstein.

Tony and Mike just smirk atPickford as Pink slows down near the door. y#**Y, PINK

Men.

2 CONTINUED:

MIKE
So was this a smoked or liquid lunch?

Pink points at him like"yeah right" as a friend and'classmate of theirs, ROYCE CRAWFORD, pokes his headoutof the door.

ROYCE
Poker gamestill on for tonight?
PINK
I don'tknow about tonight for me.. .

MIKE

, I thought weshould all go out.

TONY
Anddo what?
PINK
I'mprobably going to Pickford's party.
MIKE
Exactly - weshould do something like that. We can play poker any time.
ROYCE
I don't know,sounds suspect, we'llhave to put it up before the committee.

Royce and Pink head into theroom while Tony suddenly remembers something he wants to tell Mike andgestures for him to walkwith him down the hall a bit.

TONY
Okay, I hadthis dream last night...
(grinsquizzically)
Okay,you have to promise not to tell ANYONE.
MIKE
Sure. TONY Say I promise.
MIKE
(reciting)
'I promisenot to tell anyone...'

2 CONTINUED: (2)

Tony gets a little quieterand makes sure no one is listening.

TONY
Okay... Inthis dream I was having sex with whathad a perfect female body but...
MIKE
But what? What?

Tonychanges his mind.

TONY
I can't say...
MIKE
Oh come on, youcan't give a build- up like thatand then not deliver. Okay, so, a beautifulfemale body, we're off toa good start...

He gestures for Tony to continue.

TONY

^ But the head of... •AbrahamLincoln.

MIKE doesn't really react at all.

MIKE
Hmmm.•.
TONY
The hat, beard...
(changing subject)
Oh well, bestnot think too deeply about this one... MIKE Best not...

TONY

4

I GOTTA GO SEE MR. LANE. I'LLBE

back after a while...

Tony walks off aa Mike heads into the classroom.

3

INT: NEWSPAPER STAFF CLASSROOM

Later, inside the newspaper class. Pink, Royce, JODI KERR,KAYE FAULKNER, SHAVONNE RHODES, and CYNTHIA DUNNare deep in discussion.

3 CONTINUED:

ROYCE
...Did we already say the one where that big game hunter arrives on the island and decides to hunt Giliigan?
JODI
No... That's 27...
SHAVONNE
What aboutthe time that rock group, "The Mosquitos" visits the

island and Ginger and Mari Annform their own group.

PINK

, ' That's 28. \ • KAYE I That's got to be about all of

them... Didn't they only make two season's worth of that show? CYNTHIA

f^ Mrs. Howell was also in that group.

Tony walks in and the entire class dies laughing.

ROYCE
Abe!

Tony flashes a quick glance toward Mike, who's acting like nothing happened.

PINK
Honest Abe... read us a Gettysburg address, Mister, or is it Misses? Lincoln.

Amid continuing laughter, Tony quickly gains his composure and calmly motions to the class to quiet down and listen.

TONY
It's MISTER EDITOR to all of you for the next year... you bunch of

mundane feeble wits.

He then sits down right in front of Mike and glares at him.

TONY
Death...

MIKE

r I was very specific, I promised not

to cell anyONE. I told EVERYone.

• (CONTINUED)

3 CONTINUED: (2)

Fromthe hallway, DON DOLLARlooks in the room, makessure the teacherisn't there and then gesturesto Pink in the back of the classv

DON
Hey Pink! You ready?

Pink walksover to the door.

PINK
I can't go yet. As soon as Mrs. wilk getshere and checks roll we can probablyall split. Go get Benny and checkme out on the way back.
DON
Cool. ..

Don walks away down the hall.

4

INT: SHOP CLASS - DAY

t

Donlooks into the shop class and gesturesto BENNY McCRACKEN who is standingoff to the side, puttingthe finishing sanding coucheson a large paddle he has made. Benny gestures for Don to hold on for just a moment. In the backof the class, Slater and two others,STONER #1 and STONER #2, discussthe more technical aspectsof rock and roll. On Slater'sdesk is a three foot bong he has made as his final woodworkingproject.

SLATER
...Man, I heardwhen Nugent was playing in Miami,or maybe it was San Francisco... Anyway,man, this chick gets up on stage andstarts giving him a blowjob while he was playing, man, "Stranglehold."

STONER #2 (excited) No way...

Stoner #1 gestures toward his project:a roundish, hand-carved Led Zepplin logo.

STONER #1 Hey, last week in New Orleans... Bonham... one-hourdrum solo...

STONER#2 Wow.

/S^"V

4 CONTINUED:

STONER #1 Hey Benny,man, I feel sorry for those incomingfreshmen.

Bennysmiles and makes a gesturelike he's givingsomeone a spankingwith his newly sandedboard. The teacher ofthe class, a middle-agedbald man named MR. RIX,is laid back in his chair fastasleep with his mouth open. On his way out the door,Benny goesup to Mr. Rix and pops thetop of a coke in his ear. As Bennyrushes out the door, Mr. Rixslowly wakes up.

MR. RIX
Get back to yourseats...
5

INT: HALLWAY OUTSIDE SHOP CLASS - DAY

I Out in the hallway, Benny proudlyshows his board to Don as they startto walk down the hall.

BENNY
Check it out. I justdrilled a series of smallholes... to cut down on the windresistance and create more of a stingon impact.

In anupbeat, cocky manner, Shavonne walksby and gives a slight smile.

DON
Hmrran.. . Lookin' goodSha-Vaaan.

She walks pastbut Don keeps watching her. She eventually turns intothe girl's room but looks back atDon before she enters.

DON
Caught yah!

He laughsas they keep slowly walking.

DON
(continuing)
She wants my dick.

I. BENNY Yeah sure... Like every other girl

at this school. She was looking at me, anyway.

DON
Shiiit, man, I get so much pussy... I should be banned from this place.
BENNY
Banned for being such a pussy?

/$^*V

DON
Fuuuck you man.
8

INT: GIRL'SBATHROOM - DAY

Shavonne,Jodi, and Kaye are hangingout in the bathroom. Kaye and Jodi sharea cigarette while Shavonneprimps in the mirrar.

SHAVONNE
...Yeah,he acts all cockynow but did you notice whenhe poked his head in the room a little while ago, he didn't even lookat me?
(a beat)
Forget him.
JODI
Is Randy Floyd goingout with anyone right now?
SHAVONNE
I don't think so. I don't know fcbo*r" that guy. Watch him in action - he's like a politician.
JODI
Just because a guy isn't like the Neanderthals you like. I mean, you basically don't like anyguy whose IQ approaches triple digits.

Before Shavonnecan respond, Kaye jumps in.

KAYE
You know, this is really pathetic. All you ever calk about is guys. Everything is always guys - going to watch guys do whatever it is they're doing at the time, getting all dressed up so maybe some guy will notice you... Do you think guys spend one-tenth the time we do thinking and catering to us? Hell no... They•re too busy DOING things besides preparation for us... What do we DO? Sit around and plot about them in some way or another.
SHAVONNE
Yeah, but look at the shit they do: playing sports, fixing up their cars, ... It's all bullshitanyway, who can take it serious?

i 6 CONTINUED:

JODI
We don't have any choiceBUT to take whatever they do serious. v, KAYE Exactly.
(to Shavonne)
And there you were in class with

I themtrying to list all the

Gilligan's Island episodeswithout even a HINT of irony.

• SHAVONNE

What the hell are you talking about, girl?

, I , KAYE I Younever thought about that show? • It's what'scalled a male

pornographic fantasy. Think about

' it... You'rebasically alone on an

islandwith two readily available women... one a seductive, sex- goddess type, the other a healthy, girl-next-door type with a nice

"^ butt. So. guys have it all - the

Madonna and the whore, and whatdo women get? Nothing. A geek, an over-weight middle age guy, a nerdy scientific type... those are all types that your typical male feels least threatened by. So in the male viewers mind, he puts himself on the island and. he can have it

, all. A womanputs herself on the

island and she's bored shitless.

SHAVONNE
You're really full of it. First off, you forgot Mr. and Mrs. Howell, and second, the audience is

[ probably half women,anyway.

KAYE

i

My point exactly. Women are taught to not mind being bored as long as they are occasionally acknowledged. (thinking) And being stranded on an island awaiting rescue is a TOTAL metaphor for the position in which most women are put in in this society today.

Jodi walks over to Kaye.

CONTINUED: (2)

JODI
You know,ever since you spent springbreak with your sister at college you'vehad this fucking attitude...

Kaye suddenly seems to realizeshe's gone maybe one steptoo far and pulls back a little.

KAYE
well excuse mefor thinking about things a little...
JODI
Yeah, that'sit... stop thinkingso much.
SHAVONNE
(to Kaye)
You need to getlaid.

From the hall, Benny can be heard.

BENNY (O.S)
Pink! we're off toraise hell. Let's go, man!

Jodi hears them and walks out.

9

INT: HALLWAY - DAY

Jodi walks out in the hall andsees Benny, Don, and Pink walking away. She catches up to them.

JODI
Hey, Benny. You guys take it easy on my little brother...
BENNY
I got room for hisinitials right here.

He shows her his board and all the guyslaugh a bit.

JODI
Just don't gethim any more than anyone else.
DON
Okay, okay, you win. Even though Mitch is a card-carryingsmartass, as a personal favorto you, because we like you so much,we'll take it easy on him.

• (CONTINUED)

/R^*\

JODI
But he's not a smartass... No more than any other eighth grader.
PINK
So you have our word. Little brother will be okay.
JODI
I was just kind of worriedabout him. Sounded like everyone wanted to kill him.
PINK
Bye.
JODI
Bye. Thanks.

Jodi walksback to the others while the guysturn and continue on. As soonas Jodi is. far enoughawaynot to hear them, Don looks up atBenny with a kind of mischievousgrin on his face.

10

DON

/ • N , ^ Bullshit?

BENNY
Major bullshit! He's a dead man.

They all laugh.

PINK
Man, this place is vacant. All the seniors gone on their senior trip...

I BENNY

I'm glad those losers are gone. This is what it's going to be like all next year.*.. USrunning this place.

DON
Really...
BENNY
You guys hear about O'Bannion?
PINK
Yeah, what a dumb-shit.

On the way out the door,they pass a group of three young **• Vietnamese girls. Benny does a double take.

8

EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT- DAY

Benny, Don, and Pink walkup to Pink's truck.

BENNY
...Butthat's my point. We're totallybeing over-run by those Vietcong. Why don't they juststay the hell wherethey were? We don't

i need 'em. I On top of the building in the backgroundis the departing Seniors obligatory 'senior prank' - an outhouse with*SRS.'76" painted on the side. Pink looks up atit as they begin to getin his truck.

PINK
Witty guys...
DON
Shotgun!

Before Don gets in the truck,he reaches over, pulls up the tarp, and glances under it.

DON
How's Ronnie doin'today?

A^\

9

EXT: ROAD TO JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

As they drive along, Pink triesto explain the Vietnam situation to Benny without being too condescending.

PINK
...Well maybebecause our country had somethingto do with fucking up where they lxved andthe least we could do was helpout the ones that got away.
DON
Now wait. The side we were fighting for finallylost, right?
BENNY
But not while we werefighting with them.
10

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

They pull up in front of 'Edgar Allen PoeIntermediate School* and park.

PINK
Everyone was bailingout, but hey, when they lost we lost.

^ 10 CONTINUED:

BENNY
We neverlost no war, man.
PINK
When the communisttroops swarmed into Saigonand everybody was running fortheir lives, holding on

i to planesand pushing choppers into I the sea andshit, it was all over.

A defeatby any logical definition. BENNY It mightnot have worked out perfectly,but I bet we killed a lot more ofthem than they killed us, right?

Benny positions a speakeron top of Pink's truckand hits a switch on his CB. He reachesfor the mic.

PINK
Yes... we probablykilled lets more of them thanthey did us.

BENNY

^. That's allI'm saying.

With his board in one hand andthe mic in the other,Benny assumes a confrontationalpose facing a wall of classroomsthat are all glass windows, many of whichare open.

BENNY
Okay all you freshman wimps,listen up! Any of youever heard of Fred O'Bannion? He was the meanest senior last year. I would've been the meanest seniorthis year except O'Bannionjust found out he's going to be a senior againthis next year. He flunkedout and he's really pissedoff about it! I feel sorry for youguys. And because we feel sorry for you,we're going to take it easy on you. If you wait for us afterschool today, you'll only get one lickfrom each of us. If you run like the cowards you are, it's openseason all summer long. And Mitch Kerr... we're especially lookingfor you! Your ass will be purple beforethis day is over!

z^WN

A^*\ IS

11

INT: JUNIOR HIGH CLASSROOM - DAY

The room is buzzing as MITCH KERRlooks out the window with a mixture of dread,fear and excitement. Sitting near him are his friends TOMMYLAWSON and CARL BURNS. A few seats away are GEEK football game.

CARL
You better get out of town. man. Spend the summer with your grandparents or something.
TOMMY
You are going to show up to our game tonight, aren't you?
MITCH
I'm pitching. Kind of have to.
CARL
How should we inscribe your tombstone?
GEEK U
How 'bout "Bent over.'

He and Geek#2 giggle. Mitch and the other guys barely acknowledge them.

MITCH
Yeah right, piss-ant.
(to others)
It's all because I supposedlysmart- mouthed some senior I've never met, and because my sister is Miss popularity... Why aren'tthey after anyone else?

, CARL They are, man, believe me.

15

ACROSS THE ROOM, A GROUP OF FRESHMAN GIRLS(#L-#4) ARE GOING OVER

' a list of those scheduled to be picked up after school by the

senior girls. SABRINA DAVIS, a little shy but more mature I looking than the others, sits awayfrom the group but is ' listening in somewhat. Behind her is FRESHMAN GIRL #5 who, like I Sabrina, is not in the "inner circle." Freshman Girl #1 reads \ aloud from the list. i

FRESHMAN GIRL #1

16

NITA, TERRI, JILL.

(to sabrina and Freshman Girl #5) (more)

J/J0^>\ 16.

11 CONTINUED:

FRESHMANGIRL #1 (Cont'd) Sorry, looks like you guys didn't make it. (to others) Okay,it says to wear clothesyou don'tmind getting ruined...

FRESHMANGIRL »3 And I heardto never wear shorts or your knees will be skinned completelyoff from air-raidingso much.

FRESHMAN GIRL#4 Youknow Tammy Jones was blinded forall last summer...

FRESHMAN GIRL#1 After it wasall over last year Jo Ann Gregory'shair was mattedso badshe had to have most of it cut off...

They let out an almost collective moanat what awaitsthem but are excited at the same time. Sitting a few desks over,BLACK CLASSMATES U,»2, and #3 are takingthis all in.

BLACK CLASSMATE #1 Girl, yougotta be crazy to let some biggirl do that to you.

BLACK CLASSMATE #2 You whitegirls are funny.

BLACK CLASSMATE #3 And I wouldn'tlet one of those seniorguys whip my butt for no reason. Nobody but my daddy's ever donethat.

Standing in the hallway tryingto get someone's attention is CHRIS PENTICO, a fellow student.

PENTICO
Hey,get Mitch.

Freshman Girl ft3 looks overat Mitch.

FRESHMAN GIRL #3 Psst!

Mitch looks over at her and thensees Pentico in the hallway holding up a set of keys.

11 CONTINUED: (2)

MITCH
Awwriight! Pentico got his brother's car.
CARL
Thank god.
17

PENTICO POINTS DOWN THE HALL.

MITCH

(to others)

I He'll be at the side door.

18

TOMMY WALKS UP TO THE TEACHER, MR. LINDSAY, WHO IS READING OVER

some papers. I TOMMY I You know Mr. Lindsay,every second I you let us out early increasesour I chances of survival exponentially.

Mr. Lindsaylooks up and then assumes a new air, ready to say something wise to the young men. i /f^ ' MR. LINDSAY \ It's like our sergeant told us

before one trip into the jungle: (maniacal) 'Men, 50 of you are leaving on this mission and 20 of you ain'tcomin' back.'

The boys look up as if wantingto hear more. They don't.

CARL
That's it, end of story?

'. MITCH

That's your send-off? MR. LINDSAY You want more? What do you wantto hear?

TOMMY
I don't know, what happened?
MR. LINDSAY
Pretty much what he said.

They all kind of look at each other andgroan.

12

EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PRACTICE FIELD - CAY

Pink'struck pulls up near the practicefield. Severalcoaches are millingabout when they notice a few oftheir prize specimens have arrived. COACH CLEMENTS, an older andrather stoic man 's flanked by COACHALPERT, who's younger,bigger, more aggressive and piayful. He approaches the guysas they get out of the truck.

COACH ALPERT
Any of you ladies gonnabe ready to play some footballthis coming fall?
BENNY
I've been doing so goodin my English classes, coach,I think I'm going to take next fall offand become a writer.

They alllaugh.

COACHALPERT
Boy, you couldn't write yourname if it wasn't stenciledon your locker.
(to all-ofthem)

\ Now don't go getting softon me i this summer... Sitting by a pool

somewhere, chasing the muff around...

Theyall laugha little as they start walkingback to the school.

COACHALPERT
Break down!

Bennyautomatically falls into a stance where his knees are bent, his fistsare clenched and held firmly up near hisface, almost karate-like. Don only slightly goes through such ridiculous motionsand Pink not at all.

COACH ALPERT
Hell, my grandmother's quickerand tougher than you panty-waiscs... Course she is 6'3', 250 and runs a 4.5 forty.

NoticingPink's poor attitude, Coach Clements suddenlyrouses a littleand points at him.

COACH CLEMENTS
Randy Floyd, before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man.

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12 CONTINUED:

Don andBenny glance back at the coachand then at Pink, who keeps walkingbut doesn't say anything back.

COACH CLEMENTS
Better get your prioritiesstraight and watch outwith that other crowd you're runningwith. Don't think we haven't noticed.

As soon asthey are all at a safe distanceand walkingtcward -he school,the guys start to ride Pink alittle.

DON
Priorities...
BENNY
An attitude adjustment...
PINK
Forget you guys.

As they continue to walk, HUDSON HIGGINSdrives up near them. FRED O'BANNIONis sitting in the passengerside of the car.

Jt^Z\ O'BANNION

Benny, let's go.

BENNY
(to Donand Pink)
I told O'Bannion I'd go overthere with him and Hudson.
PINK
Later.

Benny heads off while Don and Pink enterthe school. i

13

INT. HALLWAY- DAY

Don and Pink walk down the hall in no particularhurry. In his I usual cocky way,Don looks into various classroomsalong the way, , acknowledging those he deems worthy of recognition. As an UNDERCLASSMANwalks by. looking a bit afraidof Don to begin with, Don acts like he's going to hit him. The Underclassman reacts by covering himself up and bracing for the blow. Don pulls his punch, of course, and leaves the Underclassmanto walk off totally humiliated. He and Pink keep walkinglike nothing happened. Soon they are at the door to Pink's class.

PINK
I better put in a final appearance...

AP*°-

13 CONTINUED:

DCN
Who you got in here with you?

He looks inand sees the very cuteand sensual LETICIA GARCIA , sitting near the door.

DON

21

CHI-CHI! COME SKIPOUT. LET'S GO

| ! get naked...

' She smiles but shakes her head"no." He sticks his tongue out at her very suggestively. The teacher, MS. STROUD, suddenlylooks I out the door and begins to close it.

| MS. STROUD I Take it somewhere else, Mr. Dollar.

(to Pink) You gracing us withyour presence

today Mr. Floyd?

I\ PINK

Why not... (to Don)

I See you up there later.

P ^ DON •• (to Floyd) • Later Pink.

(to Ms. Stroud) Ginny, I been meaning to ask you out. What are you doing this weekend? It'll be legal... school's out.

She rollsher eyes a bit as he walks off smiling and then closes the door. Don continues down thehall but, without an audience, seems a little lonely. Suddenly, MR. IRVINE walks around a corner and looks straight at him.

MR. IRVINE
Don, either get in a classroom or come to my office, right now!
DON
I'm right here in Mrs. Snelgrove's. I was running an errand.

He quickly ducks into a classroom.

14

INT: CLASSROOM - DAY

Don walks into the class and soon acknowledgesPickford, j$f&*K Michelle, and JULIE DANFORD sitting in theback.

—. 21.

'"""' 14 CONTINUED:

He then walks up to theteacher, MRS. SNELGROVE,an old lady on the verge of retirement. She's reading a romance novel and doesn't even know he'sthere until he speaks up.

DON
Mrs. Snelgrove, Mr. Irvine is out in the hall and requests to speak to you briefly.

Possibly not evensure if Don is in her classor not, she gets up

and walks to the door. Seeing nobody, she walks alittle out into the hall. At this, Don suddenly shuts the doorbehind her J and locks it. As she knockson the door, he headsto the back of the room and opensa window.

I D O N

23

HEY, LET'S GETOUT OF HERE.

I • He hops out as Pickford,Michelle, Julie, and several others follow.

PICKFORD
Let's go.

MICHELLE

f ^ we're out oThere"!

JULIE
Cool...
15

EXT: COURTYARD OUTSIDE CLASSROOMS- DAY

Others continue to hopout the window into a courtyardarea and u generally head to the parkinglot.

i | 16 EXT: COURTYARD - DAY

Trying to get Pink'sattention, Don taps on the glass of the window to his classroom.

17

INT: CLASSROOM - DAY

Inside the classroom, the studentsare anxiously waitingfor school to let out. Pinksubtly heads to the back of the room, opens the window, and calks to Don. In the front of the class, Ms. Stroud is sitting and talkinginformally with a few of the more interested students.

2 2 .

17 CONTINUED:

MS. STROUD
...I don'tthink it matters who finally gets nominated,the Democratic candidate is goingto win in the fall. . .

Across the room,Jodi. Shavonne and DARLAWOODS plan >-heir strategy.

SHAVONNE
(to Darla)
So all the supplies are in your truck?
DARLA
Just waiting for the rightmoment.

She smiles in a sortof menacing way. The bellfinally rings bw before everyonegets going, Mrs. Stroud signalsfor them to listen up to one lastthing.

MS. STROUD
Just remember this summer,when

/flfffpN, you're being further inundatedwith

all kinds of American bi-centennial brouhaha: what we're really celebrating is the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic white males didn't want to pay their taxes. (smiles) Have a good summer.

18

INT: HALLWAY - DAY

People dart out of the classroom andinto the hall where students are trashing it with extra paperand random contentsfrom their lockers. Darla,Jodi and Shavonne all head for the parkinglot.

I' 19 EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKINGLOT - DAY

Cars are starting andmusic is blaring. Darla checksto make sure their supplies in the backare secure while the others pile in. Soon they are off.

20

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

Outside the junior high,all hell's breaking lose. Some guys are running for their livesas cars of seniors take off after them. Some boys make it to their parent'scar or a school bus just ahead of the seniors. Mitch, Tommy, and Carl all jumpin Pentico's idling car.

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20 CONTINUED:

ADAM HIRSH is carryinglots of books and is laggingbehind them a bit.

CARL
Hurry up Hirsh or we're gcnnaleave your ass!

Hirsh makes it tothe car and they speedoff. Unfortunately, as they are pullingout of the parking lot, they pull up right next to the car with O'Bannion,Benny and Hudson in it. Almost J simultaneously as they arespotted, they allduck down in their seats in total horror. )

MITCH
Shit! That's them. Let's getout of here.

i O'Bannion can barelycontain himself at the sightof the entire carload. I

O'BANNION
Shoowee! Ducks on the pond!

Pentico manages to pullout ahead of them but the chase is on.

21

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

In contrast, the seniorgirls seem much more organized and orderly as they load upthree trucks with nervousand giggling freshman girls.. Before gettingin, the seniors putpacifiers in their mouths. With thetrucks almost full, Jodi happens to notice Sabrina standingnearby.

JODI
Who are you?
SABRINA
(looks around)

Uh, nobody... I mean I wasn't on thelist.

,1 I JODI i Get in. I Sabrina looks a little hesitantat first but soon gets in the ' back of one of the trucks. Jodi givesher a pacifier while ' Freshman Girls #1 and #4 look a little miffedthat Sabrina made the cut somehow.

22

EXT: SUBURBAN STREET - DAY

"*• In hot pursuit, the carload ofseniors are right behindPentico's car, honking and waving their boardsin the air.

• (CONTINUED)

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22 CONTINUED:

The nervousfreshmen sit in Pentico'scar like caged animals.

CARL
Pentico! Losethose ass-wipes!
PENTICO
I 'm trying,m a m

I He takesa quick turn that the seniorsmiss. But, instead of ' backing up or turningaround, Hudson trenchesthrough the yard c a cornerlot and is soon right behindPentico's car again I

30

23 EXT: SUBURBANSTREET - DAY

InsidePentico's car. Mitch anxiouslyhas his hand on the doer •handle. The car suddenly slows down.

31

PENTICO

You better haulass man...

TOMMY
Good luck.
24

EXT: MITCH'S HOUSE - DAY

Mitch suddenly leaps out of the car,runs to his front door and vanishes. The seniors don't know whatto think.

O'BANNION
Those little fuckers! Fuck! That was Kerr!
BENNY
Damn!
O'BANNION
That's bullshit!
25

EXT: CARL'S HOUSE - DAY

when Carl jumps out near his house, O'Bannionis out of the car and right behind him. He quickly overtakeshim and is soon standing between Carl and his front door,paddle in hand.

O'BANNION
Nice try, freshman...And just for being so brave, I'monly going to give you three licks.

/tfJRV- Just as he starts getting his board ready, thefront door opens and CARL'S MOM is standing there with a shotgun.

AF&**

25 CONTINUED:

CARL'S MOM
I don't think so,you creep...

Carl ishorrified and embarrassedat his mother's behavior.

CARL
Mooom!
CARL'S MOM
Get in the house,Carl.
(to O'Bannion)
Now get the helloff my property.

O'Bannionis slightly shockedbut soon amused at all thisand just slowlybacks away with hishands up in the air a little.

O'BANNION
(extreme sarcasm)
Sorry, ma'am. Just making sure your son got homesafely. You two have a pleasantafternoon, oh, and Carl, I'll be seeingyou around.

He smilesat Carl like "I'm going tokill you when I get the chance"and walks off.

26

EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

The freshmangirls are in a circlewith the senior girls walking aroundthem. The attitude of the seniorgirls varies from fun- loving tosadistic. Darla seems tohave assumed the role of i tyrannicaldrill instructor.

I I ' DARLA I You disgusting little freshmen | sluts...AIR-RAID! The freshmengirls are on their stomachs immediately.

;| DARLA

That was pitiful! On your feet,

j you lazy little bitches!

As soonas they are all up, she yells again.

DARLA
Air-raid!

Theydrop again.

DARLA

"-*• How did you punks evermake it out

of junior high? (more)

26 CONTINUED:

DARLA (Cont'd)
The future of our high school is doomed with losers like you no- counts coming in. Now, let's try it one more time...

Most don't know exactly what she wants and don'tget up very quickly.

DARLA
That means GET UP you worthless

I little bitches!

35

THEY ALL GET UP IMMEDIATELY.

• DARLA I . Air-raid! , They all are on the pavementquicker than ever.

DARLA
Well, we tried, we gave you a chance. But because you little

i prick teases can't quite follow A*** instructions, we'fe going to have { ***" to try something else.

She signals to several of the others who bring over "the i supplies." Soon they are dumpingrounds of flour, syrup, ketchup, and vegetable oil all over them. Occasionally one will crack an egg over someone's head. Meanwhile, in the crowd of amused onlookers, Tony and Mike analyze the proceedings as they sip slushes.

I TONY I ...What'sfascinating is the way

not only the school, but the entire

communitysupports all this or at least turns their heads. I mean, they apparently have permission to

i use this parking lot, no parents

seem to mind...

MIKE

I And actually, the freshmen girls

are even made to feel privileged to

be participating.

TONY
As are the freshmen guys who the seniors want to bust the most. It's the ultimate stamp of approval.

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26 CONTINUED: (2)

Back in the pack of girls, the seniorshave now paired off wi-'- the girls and are humiliatingthem individually,shavonne walks Freshman Girl#1 over to Pink, who'sstanding there with Don and some ofthe others.

SHAVONNE
Propose to Mr. Floyd.

Freshman Girl#1 gets down on her knees. I I

FRESHMAN GIRL 41
will you marry me?
PINK
(smiling)
Well, I dunno... what'11 you dofor me?

i FRESHMAN GIRL #1 i

Anything you want.

PINK
Anything?

FRESHMAN GIRL #1 Anything.

Don whispers something in Pink'sear. They both laugh a bit.

DON
He wants to knowif you swallow or spit?

She's not even sure what he's talkingabout.

FRESHMAN GIRL ftl Uhh, whatever youlike.

PINK
Okay, I guess I'llmarry you.

While Freshman Girl #4 is pushingan egg across the parkinglot with her nose, Darla is giving FreshmanGirl #3 a hard time. She pokes her in the breasts.

DARLA
What are these?

FRESHMAN GIRL »3 Uhhh... well...

A bit confused, she looks at Darla'srather flat chest.

FRESHMAN GIRL »3 Maybe you wouldn'tknow...

26 CONTINUED: (3)

DARLA
Air-raid smartass!

She does. I

DARLA
Get up!

When she does, Darla pokes her again even harder.

DARLA
They're still here. Keep air- raiding 'till I get tired!

She hits the pavementagain while a little farther away a small group of freshmen are made to sing"Flaming Mamie" to the crowd.

FRESHMEN CHORUS
'I'ma flamin' Mamie, I'm a bedtime baby, I'm the hottest little momma in town..."
DARLA
Now sing 'Seniors'!
FRESHMEN CHORUS
'Seniors, seniors,s-e-n-i-o-r-s, Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o-r-s. They're the seniors of B.H.S. They're the seniors and they're the best, Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o- r-s. ..'

27, EXT: FIELD NEAR DAIRY QUEEN - DAY

We suddenly SEE the goings on from a great distance, through

binoculars. Then we SEE the freshman Geek #2 hand the binoculars over to Geek #1, who quickly zeros in on the action.They are in a field that overlooks the parkinglot.

' GEEK ft2 ', Man, they're really getting it!

Terri is pushing a peanut across the parkinglot with her nose. GEEK ftl Ha! Jill just got an egg cracked over her butt...

They both chuckle. Suddenly,Benny and Hudson appear behind them.

f*-'*' (CONTINUED)

27 CONTINUED:

BENNY
Hold it right there you little fuck-

l wads!

f They freeze,terrified.

HUDSON

t What are you guys doing up here?

Spying on your classmates?

i

BENNY
what grade you in?

GEEK #2 Going into 8th, sir.

i BENNY

Bullshit! You're freshmen..

i i GEEK ftl i No it's true.

HUDSON
Then why the fuck are you up here

/tm"K in the weeds?

GEEK ftl The only reason we're up here is we didn't want to be mistakenfor freshmen...

BENNY
You're lying... bend over.

GEEK #2 Oh man...

HUDSON

You don't want to get busted? Tell

us something useful, where are all

I you little rats gonna be hiding

tonight?

| GEEK #1

Uh, there's a party tonight atthe

Catholic rec room.

' HUDSON

We already know that shit,that's easy. Tell us something we don't know, like where we can getKerr.

A***-1 The two Geeks look at each other but aren't sure whatto say.

27 CONTINUED: (2)

I BENNY

That's it. Bend over andkiss ycur asses goodbye.

GEEK #2 We know where Mitch is goingto be.

Benny and Hudson look ateach other like"bingo."

I ." HUDSON I Well maybe now you're talkin' a

little bit.

' BENNY I where? ) . GEEK ftl

You won't bust us?

» BENNY (' Tell us and I might cut yousome

slack.

GEEK ftl You won't bust us?

HUDSON
Tell me where I can find Kerr tonight and I won't bust you.

They both hesitatea bit at the thought of informing, but Geek #1 finally gives in.

GEEK #1 He's pitching in the 8 o'clock game.

BENNY
Well, well, what do you know.

GEEK ft2 We can go now?

Geek ftl startsto moveaway but is quickly cutoff by Benny.

BENNY
Now hold on a second, just hold on a little bit there.
(mock seriousness)
Something you guys said disturbs me a little. Let me get this straight- maybe I'm a little slow...
(more)

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27 CONTINUED: (3)

BENNY^Cont'd) Okay, first you guys lie to us, your seniors, that you're not

-, freshmen, and then you narc on a

I good friend of yours..-. Is that

right?

J Sensing a no-win situation, they give no response.

• BENNY \\ (getting madder) ; | . I think there' s only one thing I J hate more in this world than a liar ' and that's someone who would I totally rip-off a friend. | (instructional) I> Assume the angle.

GEEK #1

'l. You guys said youwouldn't bust us! 1 I HUDSON

I said I wouldn't bust you...

BENNY
I didn't promise shit. Grab your ankles!

They both reluctantlyand nervously bend over and brace themselvesfor pain.

BENNY
And as they say, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.

I He gives them each a major whack. i

HUDSON
Air-raid!

They both hitthe ground and then get up for another whack of Benny's board

„ 28 EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

1 Back at the parkinglot, Tony and Mike continue to contemplate 'i all that's going on aroundthem, enjoying it at the same time.

TONY
...I believe it's because we don't have a significant rival high

"""' school within 30 miles of us...

(more)

28 CONTINUED:

TONY (Cont'd)
You know, mostschools have a cross-

town rival orthe next town over is the mutuallyagreed upon "evil

other" in which onecan project all hostilityand blame.

MIKE
...So it's like we've declared war on ourselves... feeding off our own.
TONY
Exactly - underthe guise of an initiation ritual.

Just then, Jodi brings Sabrina overto propose to Tony. Sabrina shyly gets down on her knees in front ofhim. ; I

SABRINA
Will you marry me?

Tony seems a little awkward at first butsoon gets in the swing of the game.

TONY
(to Mike)
What am I supposedto say here?
(mockinghimself)
So, uhhh, what'11 yagive me?

SABRINA

i Anything you want.

'! • TONY I Define anything.

SABRINA
Whatever you want.

I' TONY , Think of the possibilities... There seems to be an attraction between them. Since Jodi has wandered off, Tony gestures for her to stand up. I'

TONY
So really,, what's yourname?
SABRINA
Sabrina.

"*- TONY

I'm Tony. Anthony, actually. This is Mike.

1 28 CONTINUED: (2) i

MIKE
Hey.
SABRINA
Hi.

Jodi wanders back over.

i , JODI

So what's going on over here, social hour? I'm supposed to be being a bitch right now. (toSabrina) Back to thepit, kid.

J Sabrinaglances back at Tonyas she's being marchedaway. Tony i* kind of waves bye to her andshe sort of waves backin a shy but 'slightly teasing manner.

MIKE
Am I mistakenor did you just catch a bit of a rap withthat young

i thing.

(sarcastic) You stud...

TONY
(mock cocky)
Well, you know howit is.
MIKE
I bet she's prettycute once you clean all thatshit off her.
(realizing)

i i . It's finally happening... we're

seniors. They'llnow be all kinds of younger girls whothink we're cool just by virtue of our age and senior status.

TONY
I guess it's some sortof a compensation for allthese tortuous years of neglect. You have to admit, despite our accomplishments in other areas, we don'thave a whole lot to show for ourselvesin the female category.

Mike sees an opportunity to build hiscase for them going out later that night.

'< 28 CONTINUED: (3)

MIKE
Yeah and it's prettytough when you

; never wantto put yourself in a

position of MAYBEsomething

I happening. MAYBE if we left -he

poker table one weekend night and

I did something else, MAYBEsomething i would have the opportunity of

happening. And then you mightjust

' experience something a little more

tangible than an AbrahamLincoln

I dream...

TONY

I And MAYBEif you wouldn't set the •| dialectic up in such simple and : confrontationalterms, just MAYBE

I could do it and notfeel bullied

4 into it. You could use a Thomas i Jeffersondream. I I 29 EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

AF^ On the other side of the par-king lot, O'Bannion comes walking ( '""""• over to where Benny, Hudson, Don and some others are swapping j their first round of senior-guy bonding stories.

, HUDSON

...Man, Benny wore their butts out. Oh lord did he busttheir ass...

The others laugh.

O'BANNION

36

' DID YOU HEAR I GOT A SHOTGUN PULLED

on my ass?

DON
No! Who?

i

O'BANNION

• That guy I went after. What's that • little fucker's name... Carl

something. HUDSON Carl Burns.

O'BANNION
Yeah, that's it. Burns. The door went flying open and his oldlady's

-~. standingthere with a fuckin'

shotgun. I said whooah bitch.

29 CONTINUED:

The others laugh.

0'BANNION I can't wait to find that fucker,

i • He's dead meat.

He simulates swinging his board and giving abigwhack to someone.

O'BANNION

I And here's one for your mother,

motherfucker.

I Laughter.

II 30 EXT: CAR WASH - LATER AFTERNOON

.. The trucksfull of freshmen go through an automatic car wash,

cleaning offthe girls. They sing "S-e-n-i-o-r-s" as they go l' through. , 31 EXT: DARLA'S TRUCK - DAY

[~ A-*- The freshmen girls are being driven home.In the back ofDarla's truck, Jodisits with Sabrina and some of the other freshmen. I JODI i Do you have a big sister yet?

SABRINA
No. I really don't know anyone.

i

Me and my mom just moved hereabout six months ago.

' JODI

•J What does your mom do?

SABRINA
(a little uncomfortable)
Something to do with a hotel. Her and my dad got divorced and we moved.
JODI
Which house is it?

Sabrina looks out at the neighborhood.

SABRINA
This one here.

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f^ 36.

, 32 EXT: NEAR SABRINA'S HOUSE - DAY

i The truck pulls up in front of several houses.

i JODI

I know it's kind of corny, but I was supposed to have a little

, sister by now. What do you think?

Sabrina smiles. I ; SABRINA

Yeah sure.

) JODI

And me and some friends are going

j to aparty tonight. Wanna come?

» , SABRINA

Yeah, that sounds fun.

' JODI I We'llprobably be by around 8:30.

Is thatcool?

I SABRINA ^ Yeah. The truck drives off and Sabrina begins to walk up the driveway. I She watches the truck disappearinto the distance and then veers I, around the house to a small trailer outback.

i 3 3 INT: SABRINA'S HOUSE - DAY

I Inside, she passes her MOM on the way to her room. Her mother l» • wears a maid's dress and sits watching TV with a drink in her I hand and a cigarette burning. She doesn't seem to notice that Sabrina is wet and dishevelled. ,'

SABRINA'S MOM

I Hi honey...

SABRINA
Hi.

Sabrina walks to her room.

34

EXT: PICKFORD'S HOUSE - DAY

Pink knocks on Pickford's front door while his parents are loading up the family station wagon. His mother notices him.

PICKFORD'S MOM
Are you lookingfor Keith?

34 CONTINUED:

PINK
Yeah, is he here?

* PICKFORD'S MOM Go on in. I think he's here.

i 35 INT: PICKFORD'S HOUSE - DAY

Pink lets himself in and walks down the hall.He comes to Pickford's door and knocks.The door cracks a bit and we see Pickford's paranoid glance. Seeing Pink, he opens the door. They do one of their patented slow, cool handshakes as he enters his room ofrock star posters, centerfolds, and surrealistic prints. Michelle sits in a bean-bag chair with headphones on. I

PICKFORD

\ Piiink... I I PINK

My man.. .

I Pickford goes back overto the door andlocks it by sticking an ^ ice pickin a hole*in the frame that acts like a dead-bolt.He thengoes over to his bottom drawer and removesit completely. i In thespace below the bottom drawer,he pulls out his stash. He grabs a pre-rolled jointoff his Frisbee tray andlights it up 11 after he handsPink a full bag.

PICKFORD

' A sample of the goods?

PINK

| . Cool... i He takes a hit and passes it back. ,' PICKFORD l Fifteen bucks... I As Pink hands over some cash, there's a suddenknock at the door. I Hepanics, quickly handing the joint back to Pickford,who tries ' to remain calm as he quietly but quickly startsputting everything away. i

PICKFORD

I Who is it?

PICKFORD'S MOM(O.S.)
Keith, I think you need to comeout here.
PICKFORD
What is it?

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3 5 CONTINUED:

PICKFORD'S MOM(O.S.)
There's someone here thatsays he needsto talk to you.
PICKFORD
Whatabout? Who is it?

He finishes putting everything away andeven gives alittle quick spray of some air freshener. Then there's aloud knock at the door and his father'svoice rings out.

PICKFORD'S DAD (O.S.)
Keith! Open the door.

Pickford pulls out the ice picklock and opensthe door. At the last minute Pink remembershe has a bag of potin his hand and stuffs it down the frontof his pants.

PICKFORD
Who's out there?

PICKFORD'S DAD, a ratherlarge man semi-fashionablydressed in a leisure suit type outfit,steps into the room.

PICKFORD'S DAD
Did youorder some kegs of beer?

Suppressing a panic, Pickford walks overto hiswindow and looks | out.

, I 36 EXT: PICKFORD'S HOUSE -DAY i . | We see Pickford's P.O.V. out the window. There is a guy i ' * unloading kegs from his liquor truck.

PICKFORD

•I (under his breath)

38

; MOTHER FUCKER...

i (to father) ' That guy said I had somethingto do , with those kegs?

37

EXT: PICKFORD'S HOUSE - DAY

,' Outside, Pickford walks rightup to him. Oblivious to the situation, the delivery guy pullsout some paperwork.

DELIVERY GUY
Are you the rightMr. Pickford?

Pickford is so angry he is practicallychewing his teeth.

37 CONTINUED:

PICKFORD
(low voice)
Aren't you a little early?

The deliveryguy looks at the paperwork.

DELIVERY GUY
Oh, hour and a half early. I'm trying to get off earlytoday so I thought I'd swing by and see if anyone was here.

Pickford glances around and notices his parents are now watching their interaction.

PICKFORD
...So, I guess you gotthe wrong house...

The Deliveryguy finally catches on whenPickford motions with his eyes to his parents.

DELIVERY GUY
Yeah, okay. Sorry for the inconvenience. Wrong Mr. Pickford

r A-*- altogether... He starts loadingthe kegs back up and Pickford walks up the driveway.

PICKFORD'S DAD
(serious)
Were you going to have a partyhere tonight, son?
PICKFORD
No. I don't know WHAT that was all about.
PICKFORD'SDAD
(to Pink)
Do you know anything abouta party here?
PINK
I haven't heard anything...

His father looks at both of the young menfor an extended moment and then over at the kegs beingloaded up. He looks back at them and then makes a decision,shaking his head.

PICKFORD'S DAD

-^. Start unpacking - we're not going

this weekend.

37 CONTINUED: (2)

I He walks away.

I PICKFORD'S MOM

Frank!

I Pickford sees there is little he can do atthis point and iust | standsthere, practically in shock.

PICKFORD

I (low voice)

I can'tbelieve what just

I happened...

PINK
Bummer. Let's cruise.

•' SERIES OF SHOTS

, | As the sun goes down and the musiccranks up, we seevarious I early evening activity: A) The lights going on atthe Sonic drive-thruas a car cruises , i through.

B) The lights going on atthe baseball fields where games are "** being played. Mitchis pitching in his game. i • C) As they prepare for the evening, Jodi goes over to Shavonne I, and with a pair of pliershelps zip up her almostphysically I impossible tight jeans.

i E) O'Bannion, Benny, and Hudson poppingthe top on some beers as i • they drive around. 'l , . F) Pink, Pickford, and Slater pass a jointand watch Michelle in , the process of painting the Ronald McDonaldstatue black, white, and red of an unspecifieddesign. Pink takes off. G) Tony setting outchips around the poker table while Mike makes a a phone call and Royce straightensup portraits of Washington, Lincoln, and Kennedy that hang on Tony'sliving room wall.

H) At the baseball field,seniors with their boards begin to i congregate by the dugoutfence while Mitch pitches.

) I) Freshman Girls #l-ft4 takingturns blow dryingtheir hair, practicing dancing, and doingtongue exercises. 'I J) Jodi, Kaye and Shavonne picking up Sabrina as she sits on the curb waiting. K) Stoners #1 and #2 knocking onPickford's door with the three —. foot long bong in their hand. When Pickford's father opens the door, they look at him, then at each other,and practically sprint away.

/fWK*.

38

E X T :BASEBALLFIELD- NIGHT

Tommy,the catcher, approachest h e moundto talkto Mitch who lookspast the dugout and sees the intimidatingline of seniors ; lined u p w i t htheirboards.

TOMMY
Hey, don't worryabout those

, g u y s . . .Let'sjustget thislast I! guy out.

I I MITCH

Yeah, easy for your ass to say.

I I

TOMMY
There's nothing you can do about it.
MITCH
How'd they all know I was going to be here?
TOMMY
Hey, forget them. You're pitching a good game.
(joking)

- Just cause you're'not going to be

able to sit down the restof the summer, don't let it affectyour

| concentration.

MITCH I Up yours... I Tommy smiles and runs back to the placewhile Carl, the I shortstop, comes to the mound.

CARL
Hey Mitch. Can you do the rest of

; us a favor and leave through the I . gate in center field. That will

draw them all out there and the

' rest of us can get away. I mean,

they're going to get you anyway.

MITCH

I Get out of here.

CARL

i But if you survive, try to make it

to the party, okay? Then I think we're all camping out behind Tommy's house.

/s^""^ O'BANNION v Hey Kerr! Quit stalling!

4 2 .

38 CONTINUED:

BENNY
Hope you gotmore than a jock strap onunder your uniform, Kerr!

Tommy runs back to hisposition and Mitch windsup and pitches. Strike two.

O'BANNION
Don'tchoke now, Kerr! If you don'tget this guy out we're really going to wear youout!

Mitch throws strike threeto end the game. Amidstthe hoopla, he just stands there not knowingwhere to go. Eventually he gets:r. the line where the two teams walkdown a row telling each other "good game"but glancesover at the group of seniors who are now shadowing him. After his last"good game, " in which one of the 'guys onthe other team says "goodluck," he picks up his stuff near the dugout, barely looks around,and then slowly walks toward the center field gate. The seniors quickly head that way.

39

EXT: BASEBALL FIELD - NIGHT

ijffSv Later, past the centerfield*fence,the seniors are like a group of wild animals feeding. They cake turns giving Mitch licks as he leans against a car. When they are through, they getin their cars and trucks and take off. ' Pink walksup as the last guy, Hudson, is giving Mitch licks.

'. HUDSON I' You next, Pink?

1 • PINK

Yeah.

i He borrows Hudson's board and stands behind Mitch, wholooks up l' at Pink wondering if he's going to busthim. His eyes are completely red and watery.

HUDSON
Hey you heard Pickford'sparty got busted...
PINK
Yeah.
HUDSON
Total rip-off,man. His old man found out. Someone narc'ed.

Pink pulls the board back all the way like heis going to hit s0*&\ Mitch hard but bluffs and stops an inch from hisrear end.

3 9 CONTINUED:

He then gives him the slightesttap and hands the board back to H Hudson.

HUDSON
3ut hey man. we got a coupia sixers and a few dubes... you with us?
PINK
I'll probably catch up with you later.

I| HUDSON i Later, man. Hudson takes off to catch up with the others

PINK

I

Hey man, you need a ride?

I Mitch seems surprised at his friendliness and then looks around I a bit.

j MITCH

Yeah, I think everyone left me.

'""*- He wipes his nose and eyes on hissleeve and is still holding i back tears.

i

J 40 INT: FLOYD'S TRUCK - NIGHT

\ A little later, Pink and Mitchare driving along. '. PINK i • . ... I remember they caught my ass

after baseball practice. Actually, it's best to get a lot at one time.

i. After about 10, your butt gets so , numb you might as well get it over

with.

f

MITCH

t Yeah...

PINK.
I had some cool seniors, chough. They'd bust the hellout of you then cake you out, getyou drunk, stuff like that.
MITCH
Cool.

40 CONTINUED:

PINK
Since the party isn't happening, me andsome other guys willprobably endup riding around. Wantus to cruiseby and get you?
MITCH
Thinkit's safe?
PINK
Yeah,should be. After youget it bad,even the guys that haven't busted you yetwill give youa few days. It'd be a cool move to go outand let 'em know it doesn't bother youthat much.

I 41 EXT: MITCH'S HOUSE - NIGHT I i They pull up to Mitch's house where he gets out. j PINK

Be byin an hour and a half or

-*. so. . .

MITCH
Cool. Thanks for the ride, man.
PINK
Sure. Hey, put some ice on it for aboutan hour. After that it'll be nothinga few beers can't take care of.

Pink speeds off.

,\ ,i 42 INT: MAIN DRAG - NIGHT

[ Inside Jodi'scar, the girls are jammin' tothe Isley Brother's "Fight the Power." Jodi is drivingand checking out everyone i they drive past. Kaye is in the passengerseat while Sabrina I sits in the back just kind of checkingeverything out. A carload of girls, driven by Julie, pullsup beside them.

JULIE

i; (to Kaye and Jodi)

Did you guysknow the party was cancelled?

KAYE

""* Yeah.

J0&*,

42 CONTINUED:

JULIE
Nobody told us anything! We just went by there and his father yelled at us.

They drive away and are soon replaced by a carload of guys, PARTY I GUY ftl, PARTY GUY ft2, and an aggressive jerk we will come to know later as CLINT. The driver, Party Guy ftl, quickly checks them I out and makes extended eye contact with Sabrina before driving off.

PARTY GUY #1 I like the one in the back seat best.

They pull away but Sabrinais perked up a bit.

SABRINA

I i ) What did he say?

' Kay? and Jodi decide to give Sabrina a hard time,

JODI
Who, that guy? I think he said

_ something like, 'The one in the

back seat looks like a dyke!'

They both howl with laughter.

SABRINA
No he didn't!

) . KAYE " Yeah, you're right, he actually

•' said: ) (mock drawl) , 'Looks like the one in the back t ' seat could suck the chrome off a

trailer hitch."

i: They both shriek with laughter again.

SABRINA
Yeah, that's exactly what he said.

1 1

43

INT: TONY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

The guys are in the middle of a hand, but, as usual, are more focused on their conversation than on winning another quarter.

MIKE
...I'm just saying, once you're labeled,that's it.
(more)

43 CONTINUED:

MIKE 'Cont'd) High school kids don't seem to be able to comprehend muitifaceted personalities...

TONY
Sounds like sour grapes to me...
ROYCE
(to Mike)
So how have you been labeled?
(to Tony)
Who's play is it?
MIKE
Tony's.
ROYCE
Then go already.

Tony pulls out a pocket calculator and punches in some numbers before deciding to throw in a couple of chips while Mike continues. $m»v

MIKE
You know, just like Tony... the slightly wimpy, slightly nerdy type. Women are the worst when it comes to that. Ask any high school girl what qualities she looks for in a guy and she'll say, *oh, that he's intelligent, sensitive, has a good sense of humor." But that next day that same girl will be walking down the hall getting felt- up by some brain-dead gorilla linebacker.

I Mike folds.

TONY
•The only way to compete is to start a rumor you're hung like a horse or something.

After Royce tosses in a few chips, Tonyreveals his winning hand and scoops up the pot.

MIKE
What am I even still doing here?
TONY
(to Mike)
What did Cynthia say when you talked to her earlier?

• (CONTINUED)

43 CONTINUED: (2)

MIKE
She's going to come by here and we're going to go bythat party. You guys can stay here ail night, play cards, and then go home and yank it as always.
TONY
For the record, I neversaid I was opposed to going out anywhere...

I. ROYCE

Me either... MIKE

i Well then good - it'sdecided.

43

ROYCE STARTS DEALINGTHE NEXT HAND.

ROYCE
Five card drool.
(to Mike)
Your brief derogatoryallusion to masturbation made meremember a thought I had the other dayin reference to that subject.

Tony and Mikelower their cards and look aroundat each other like 'thisshould be interesting.'

ROYCE

i Isn't it funny how everybodydoes \ it but if someone happensto catch

you...

Mikeand Tony exchange glances as if Royce speaksfrom personal experience. I: i ROYCE

(continuing) ...you gettreated like some kind of sicko.

TONY
But it's like practice for thereal world. The same principle is at work in politics...
MIKE
Politics is the real world?

A^>-

4 8 .

43 CONTINUED: (3)

TONY
(continuing)
...For example, allthe stuff Kennedy did was okaybecause he didn't get caught,but Tricky-Dick got nabbed and they made him pay for it.

Royce and Mikekind of look at Tonylike they're wondering which side he's on.

TONY
Not that I minded him payingfor it, of course. In fact,I gotta go take a Nixon rightnow.

He gets up fromthe table and walks to the bathroom.

44

EXT: MITCH'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Revingup in frontof Mitch's house is a jacked-up Nova driven by BOBBY WOODERSON. Slater sits in the passengerseat and Pink is in the backseat. The car honks a few timesimpatiently before Mitchappears and heads toward the car.

45

INT WOODERSON'S CAR - NIGHT

Mitch hopsin the back seat of the car andthey get going.

MITCH
(to Pink)
whose wheels?

PINK

f t You know Bobby?

WOODERSON
(to Mitch)
Hey man.
MITCH
How's it going?

Alreadyseemingly stoned, Slater turns to Mitch.

SLATER
Say man, you got a joint?

Mitch looks over at Pink and then back at Slater.

MITCH
Nahhh. Not on me.

45 CONTINUED:

SLATER
It'd be A LOT coolerif you did.
4

6 EXT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

They pull up into the Emporiumparkinglot and all get cut.

SLATER
...That stoner Pickford'sin there. I KNOW he's got some weed.

Mitch looks a bitin awe of the whole setting as they walk up to the door.

MITCH
Sure I'm safe in this place?
PINK
It'll be fine, just playit cool if anybody starts messin' with you.

^ 47 INT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

They walkin the Emporium at the apex of the night'sactivity. Every pooltable and the all rows of foosballtables are occupied as Dylan's 'Hurricane* rages on the multi-speakerstereo jukebox. Everyoneelse is milling around talking or watching others play but continuallylooking around to see who's coming and going. i Much of the room'sfocus is on the main table where ELVIS SPIVEY ,' is playing. Wooderson heads over to Elvis' table while Pink and \ Mitch follow Slater over to the foosballtable where Pickford is i . playing and severalothers, including Michelle, are hanging out. i Pickford slams home a "pull shot* and then looks up from the table with a confident,cocky attitude.

PICKFORD
Slater, Pink, happnin'?
SLATER
Prickford... You winnin'?

PICKFORD

i Am I winnin'? You know betterthan i to ask me such a question... i He pops the ball backinto play and almost immediatelybanks a shot in for a score.

PICKFORD

-v (continuing)

Toyin' with the chillren...

47 CONTINUED:

SLATER
Bummer about your party...
PICKFORD
What can I say? Muchabuse. It's beyond me - the deliveryguy bricked. Dead issue. So where you boys comin' from?

PINK

I Ridin' around with Wooderson..

I SLATER

Say man, I was hopin' to score a

I dubeor two from you.

I He puts the ball into play.

i ' PICKFORD

After I school this boy, I'llbe readyto take a reefer break myself...

He cockily swats the ballback and forth all overthe table ^ between his various menand then does a goalie *toe shot' the length of the table for the score.

PICKFORD
I amaze myselfsometimes' onthis table.
(to Pink)
Hey man,you need to see the finishedproduct.
(to Slater and Michelle)
Let's go driveit around front.

Pickford and Slater head outside whilePink and Mitchlag behind because Pink stops brieflyto talk to Julie.

f PINK | Julie... | JULIE 11 Hey... [. PINK I (gestures)

Youknow Mitch? JULIE Oh yeah, I justheard about you. Are youall right?

47 CONTINUED: (2)

MITCH
Yeah. Whatkind of stuff did you hear?
JULIE
You know... usualreports.
MITCH
Geeze
JULIE
Well, I'm in the process of making my way acrossthe room so maybe I'll see youguys later.
PINK
All right. Later.

t

MITCH
Bye.

She gives Mitch a sort of double-takeas she walks away. Mitch watches her walk across the room andthen interact with a group of older guys. As Mitch and Pink startgravitating towardthe ^ frontdoor, she looks over at him again. Pink stops at the pool table where Don is in a game and gesturesfor him to come outside. i

48

EXT: EMPORIUM PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Pickford, Slater, and Michelle drivethe truck into the parking | lot. A large objectcovered with the tarp ridesin the bed of

the truck. Pickford pulls right up frontand then turns so as to

best display the contents in tha backto the people standing , around. Everyone's curiosity is piqued as Pickford gets out of the truck and hops in the back for the unveiling.

PICKFORD

i You guys ready?

The crowd responds favorably and at the right moment,he and | Slater jerk away the tarp. Unveiled is the Ronald McDonald i statue recently transformed into Gene Simmonsof KISS with the i properly painted face, black outfit and menacinggrin. Everyone howls in approval. They soon get outof the truck and mix into

the crowd. While Mitch kind of stands against the wall,Slater, Pickford, and Pink are sitting on the hood of Pickford'scar. Don walks over to Pink.

jpm\' DON

Who painted that?

48 CONTINUED:

PINK

, Michelle, mostly.

•• DON Cool. (a beat) Oh hey man.they're onto us.

I Someone was listeningto the police

band and saidthey heard the cops are lookin'for Ronald.

' PINK

Really? Shit. DON Yeah, they saidthat it was two

, , young Caucasian malesin a pick-up

truck.

I

PINK
Somebody musthave ripped us off.

,i Slater looks over at Don.

SLATER
Hey, Pickford's gota dube we're about to go burn...Youwith us?
DON
Ten-four onburning some weed.
(to Pickford)
You driving?

PICKFORD

i i i I reckon... They start to get in the car as Slaterlooks over at Mitch.

SLATER
You cool, man?

Mitch doesn't quite know what he's gettingat.

MITCH

i Like how? i

SLATER
Man, are you cool? MITCH I guess so...

/fP^V Slater hops off the car and goes over to the others while Pink walks over to Mitch.

k ^ 53

48 CONTINUED: (2)

PINK

He was just askingif you get high.
MITCH
Like smoke pot?

, PINK

i Yeah. I MITCH , Oh.

(a beat) I never have... but...

I Don andSlater start to pile into Pickford'scar. Pickford kissesMichelle goodbye before she walkstoward the Emporium. i

PINK

• I (to Mitch)

It's no big deal, really. You usually don't even gethigh the first few times.

PICKFORD.
Pink, you with us?
PINK
I think I'll hang here for a bit. Catch up with you later.
PICKFORD
Whatever, man.
(to others)
Let's rock and roll...

i Pink and Mitchhead back inside. Pickford gets behindthe wheel but Slatersuddenly remembers something.

SLATER
Oh hey, wait up.

He quicklyruns back over to Wooderson's car, reachesinto his tape box,and pulls ouc ZZ Top's "Fandango!" As he walks back across the parkinglot, we hear the live introductionto the first songon the album, "Thunderbird."

SERIES OFSHOTS

A) We see the8-track tape in the deck and as we hearthe words:

ZZ TOP
'Get high everybody get high. Get high everybody get high. Get high everybody get high.
(more)

J0&**

48 CONTINUED: (3)

ZZ TOP (Cont'd)
Get high everybodyget high. Have you heard? what's the word? it's Thunderbird...'

B) The same guysriding around, taking hitsfrom the joint.

C) Mitchstanding next to Pink and Wooderson watchinga pool game. He takes a big gulp of beer notfar from a signthat says •It is illegalfor minors underthe age of 18 to consume alcohol on these premises."

D) Jodi,Kaye, and Sabrina at the Sonic. As Jodi spikes their cokes withsome rum, Shavonne gets outof another car and gets in with them.

«E)Tony winning a big hand at the poker table.

49

EXT: MAIN DRAG - NIGHT

I I When wereturn to the car with Pickford, Don. and Slater,they are engagedin a high-speed game of 'catand mouse" witha carloadof girls. They dart in and aroundother cars and h, dangerouslyweave in and out of trafficjust to keep up with or i lose theother car. i

DON

i

Let's cruise by the 8th grade party, we might geta sitting duck or two.

At a trafficlight, they see they are nextto Shavonne, Sabrina, Jodi,and Kaye.

DON

1 Hey man, roll down your window. i Watch me catch a quickrap.

(to girls) Hey, what's happnin'?

SHAVONNE

' i What are you guys up to?

», SLATER f Oh, a little weed... ' JODI

We heard there might be a beer-bust later.

^ PICKFORD

Cool.

The lightchanges.

Afl**

4 9 CONTINUED:

SHAVONNE
Well,I guess we'll see youguys one place orthe other.
SLATER
CheckYOU later.
DON
Later.
(to Slater)
why are youalways such a fuckin' dork?
(imitatinghim)
See YOUlater. They don'twant to hear thatshit.
SLATER
Well they don'twant to hear anything,man - all the women our age arelittle prudes, anyway. It's likethey all got together and said "let'sforget our biological urges.* Justto spite us. The

(UPV women in the classesahead of us

were wild. Our class - worthless. I bet other high schoolsaren't this bad...

PICKFORD

11 Sounds like somebodyhasn't gotten

past the sniffin' buttstage lately.

' SLATER

I'm telling you man,I can't wait

| to get to college.

' DON

i

I'm gonnastay gettin' it.

I

PICKFORD

I

Really. Walker said in their dorm

I room they gotthis list of girls II they can call up at any timeand I they'll come over andfuck. I The guys become almost giddyat the thought.

50

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

As they-approach the party, they pull up nextto O'Bannion'scar where he, Benny, and Hudson are alreadystaking it out.

50 CONTINUED:

- DON

Hey men, any luck? O'BANNION They gotta come out sometime.

DON
Really.
BENNY
Dollar! Got a beer over here with your name on it.

DON

I I might hopin with them for a

while.

PICKFORD
Later.

, Don gets out, walks over, and getsin with them as Slater and Pickford drive away.

51

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

Pickford pulls past rather slowly. Two younger boys, SMARTASS #1 and ft2, sit on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette.

PICKFORD
What grade you boys in?

SMARTASS #1 8th.

SMARTASS #2 (correcting him) Going into 8th.

PICKFORD
(insinuating)
There wouldn't be any 8th graders
going into 9th inside now would

there?

I' The smart-asses they are finally emerge, ftl slowly takes the I cigarette from #2, takes a drag, and then calmly flicks the ashes off.

SMARTASS ftl I don't know,it's not our day to

t keep up with them...

f^ At this, Pickford jumps out of the car and runs around to the two boys. He has a board with him.

/0G*\

52

INT: REC. CENTER - NIGHT

Carl andTommy are looking at the goingson outside.

CARL
Shit - we're surrounded.
TOMMY
Right after theyleave might be a good time to get outof here. You ready to go?

They lookback outside as Pickford,after making a seemingly friendlygesture of putting a handon each of the boys shoulders, suddenly knockstheir heads together. He hops back in the car and peelsout.

CARL
Let's get outta here.
TOMMY
Where's loverboy?

They walkback through the party wherethe dance floor is filled with junior highkids who've been dancing veryslow to Olivia Newton John's "I HonestlyLove You." Thesong changes to Bread's 'Make It With You* and mostof the dancerssimply resume their dancing in thesame "hugging" fashion. Not. seeingtheir friend, they walk backto an adjacent room thatis filled with piles of kids makingout.

TOMMY
Hey Hirsh! Wherever the hell you are...

Hirshand Freshman Girl ft2 look up.

HIRSH
What?
TOMMY
Let's go, man.

Hirsh slowlygets up and walks over to them andtalks in a low tone so shecan't hear.

HIRSH
Why do we have to go now? I'm just getting started...
TOMMY
'Cause they're looking for our asses. They're circling the place like buzzards but they justleft.

z(*\' It might be our best shotat making

it out of here alive.

S3.

52 CONTINUED:

CARL
Plus it'stime to ditch this place anyway.
HIRSH
Well maybeI'M having a good time...
CARL
Well then maybe YOU aren'tcamping out with us later.
5

3 EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

Tommy, Carl, and Hirsh getto the front door and cautiouslylook put. They slowly walk pastthe chaperone who's watchingthe door.

CHAPERONE
If you leaveyou can't come back...
CARL
Good.
TOMMY
We're nevercoming back.
HIRSH
Man, I had myhand up her shirt - I was getting there.
CARL
Getting there?
(to Tommy)
You hear that? He was "getting there*.
(to Hirsh)
Son, you wouldn'tknow what to do with it even if you did"get there" so don't worryabout it.
HIRSH
Just 'cause you guys werestriking out.
TOMMY
Grow up, boy. Thatwas our last junior high party, we're freshmen now. We're in the big time...
(smiles)
Where all the girls putout. Your days of lying around pullingtongue all night are over.

jA0&\

54

EXT: BACKSTREET - NIGHT

As they turnthe corner and continue walkingdown the street they notice theyare being trailed in the distanceby a car with its lights off. They say nothing but glance nervously ateach othe- Sudderily thelightscome on and the caris after them.

CARL
Shit...
TOMMY
Scatter!

• They take off in separate directions. The car happensto follow

in Hirsh's directionbefore O'Bannion jumps out and physically runs him down.

O'BANNION
Where you runnin' to boy? We ain't

gonna hurt you... Tell youwhat, you just grab onto thatfence and start counting the stars. You might be seeing some new ones up there pretty quick...

i He laughs sadistically. Still nervous, butresigned to his fate, Hirsh doesas he says. He bends over a little and O'Bannion gives him the firstbig whack. At a safedistance, Carl and Tommy watchHirsh get busted.

CARL
(low voice)
Bastards...

Hirsh continuesto get busted in the distance.

55

EXT: BACK STREET- NIGHT

Riding around, Jodi,Shavonne, Kaye and Sabrinastop by where Hirsh is gettingit.

JODI
Take it easy on the boywhy don't ya...

Don comesover to the car as Jodi and Shavonne get out of the car.

DON
Ladies...
JODI
Hey. Who's this one?

55 CONTINUED:

DON
Adam Hirsh... caughthim coming out of the junior high party.

O'Bannion,finally through withHirsh, starts towardthe car. As Hirsh beginsto walk away allthe while re-adjustinghis underwear, O'Banniongrabs a beer andtosses it to him.

0'BANNION Hey punk, have another present!

Hirsh catchesit, and keeps walking, slowly and painfully, taking shortbreaths and trying notto cry too much.

O'BANNION
This fuckin' sucks! Last fuckin' day of school and no party, no fuckin' nothin.'
SHAVONNE
You guys gotany more beer?
DON
That's the ONE thingthat IS going on.

Don walks over to the car, opensthe trunk which is basically one largeice chest, and pulls outseveral beers. He hands a beer to each ofthe girls. He doesn'trecognize Sabrina but gives her a flirtatioussmile as he hands her a beer.

DON
Hey.
SABRINA
(smiles)
Hi.

An anonymous car speeds by.

VOICE FROM CAR
Fuck her, I did!

They peel out as O'Bannion almost instantaneouslytakes a step towardthem and grabs his crotch.

O'BANNION
Suck me! .
56

INT: TONY'S CAR IN SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD- NIGHT

In Tony'sdad's car, Cynthia has joined the pokercrowd as they drive around. They don't say much ac first.

A^\

56 CONTINUED:

ROYCE
(to Cynthia)
Fairly uneventful, huh? ROYCE
(to Tony,continuing)
Tell her your theory about how PresidentFord's old football head injuries are effecting the economy.
TONY
Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission?
MIKE
Okay, I have a confession to make. You know how for the last year or so I talked about going to law school so I could be an A.C.L.U. lawyer or be in a position where I could help people who are getting fucked over? Well, as I was standing in line at the postoffice

I after school yesterday, the sudden

realization hit me that I don't want to do that. I mean it sounds good, but I really have to confront

i the fact that I don't much like the

people I've been talking about helping in the future. I don't think I like people very much, period. I mean you guys are okay, but I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Royce kind of rolls his eyes.

TONY
(to the others)
I think I gotta go take another Nixon.
ROYCE
Up here anywhere.

, \ The car pulls up near a black nightclub called 'Elizabeth's Soul 'j Power.•

TONY
I can't believe your bailing out on us, Royce. Just think of how you could be cruising around endlessly

A^,^"^- all night from the Sonic to the ( Emporium back to the Sonic and then

to the Emporium.

56 CONTINUED: (2)

CYNTHIA
Okay, we get the point.
TONY
(sarcastic)
Or maybe we'll catch somefreshman and bust them with our paddles.
ROYCE
A little too WASPy for mytaste.
(smiles)
Drop me off here, man.

Tony keeps drivingand is soon right in front ofthe club. The guys milling aroundin front check out thiscar of white people. Royce ducks downa little.

ROYCE
Shit. Pull up farther.

Tony finally snaps toRoyce's dilemma andpulls up a ways.

TONY
Oh...

r Royce is a bit amusedat all this by the time he gets outof the car.

ROYCE
What are you trying to do, getme killed?

He walks away toward the club.

57

EXT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

Jodi, Sabrina, Shavonneand Kaye are standing outsidetalking.

JODI
(to Shavonne)
...I'm notat all surprised you have a crush on Don. He's an idiot.
(to others)
You know what he did in class the other day? The teacher handed back thefinals... He always has this system wherehe cheats off the person next to him and pays them five dollarsif he makes an A, four dollars for a B, three dollars for a C, you know. Well, he gets back his test and he had made a D.
(more)

/0toK

S3

57 CONTINUED:

,. JODI (Cont'd) f He was so mad at the the guy he had

cheated off of. He said: (imitating him)

Why didn't you tell me you were

stupid?

) They all laugh.

JODI

I Can you believe we're seniors?

KAYE
Not at all. Even during the freshmanizing this afternoon. It didn't feel right.

JODI

I Yeah, like we were impostors or

something.

i Kaye leans onthe wall.

KAYE

— It's like, our seniors- now THEY

were seniors. Nina, Dralane,Kim Cook... that was the realthing. Us, I don't know about.

i JODI i Really. It feels tome like we

just graduated from junior high.

KAYE
It was at the senior'sgraduation the other night, seeing them all in

11 a bunch... this weird panic passed

over me. I thought of justthis

i I town, then all the high schools in

the state, then the wholecountry.

57

: MILLIONS OF US THAT WILLGRADUATE

', next year and then be flooded into j colleges and then the real world. Ii It's like they'll be too many of

us. At some point it can't grow anymore, it just goes bust. And

, then there won't be room for any of

us.

JODI
I always wonder what other kids around the country our age are
tffr*&V ' doing or what they're like.

-^ 57 CONTINUED: (2)

SHAVONNE
Or do you ever think like, what's the guy I'm going to marry doing right now?
KAYE
(to Shavonne)
The guy you're going to marry is probably just going into prison.
SHAVONNE
Right.

A Trans Am pulls up.

SHAVONNE
Oh, that's that guy Stacy's been talking about. He's like 26 or something. Her mom doesn't know anything aboutit.
JODI
She says they've been working up to it lately...

""*•" STACY WOODWARD kisses the OLDER GUY goodbye and gets out of his car. He checks out the pack of girls before driving off.Stacy walks over to them with a big grin on her face.

SHAVONNE
You did it! I can tell! You lost it, you little slut...

Giddy with excitement, they all laugh as she kind of hugs • Shavonne.

STACY

' I can't believe it... I'll remember the last two hours of my life

forever.

i SHAVONNE I Two hours? Does thatinclude a ' stop at the Sonic?

JODI
(low voice)

' What was it like?

STACY
(smiling)
I don't know, kinda hurt a

/^*\A'**- little...

57 CONTINUED: (3)

SHAVCNNE
What was IT like?

I i STACY

Kinda big.

Theyall let out a bit of a shrill, i

STACY
(continuing)
I think he said we're goingto do it again next week.

i Wooderson,Pink, and Mitch walk outof the Emporium.

I JODI

Hey Pink, you heardanything more about a beer-bust?

Pink gesturesto Wooderson.

PINK
Talk to this man here.
WOODERSON
Patience, people, patience.

Woodersonkeeps walking while Mitch gravitatesover to Sabrina.

SABRINA
What are you doing here?
MITCH
I was going to ask youthe same thing.

Theyboth kind of chuckle at their suddencool status of hanging outwith the older crowd.

SABRINA
I heard you got busted...
MITCH
Uh, yeah.
SABRINA
They just got Adam, too.
MITCH
Really? How bad?

SABRINA

/0£*\t Bad.

57 CONTINUED: (4)

, MITCH

Man. So what have youguys been

j doing?

SABRINA
Just riding around,mostly. X didn't realize thatit's Jodi that's your big sister.

i

MITCH
Uh, yeah...

Jodi comes walkingover.

JODI
You guys talking aboutme over here?
(to Mitch)
So I heard they got you.
MITCH
Uh, yeah.
JODI
I can't believe it - I askedthem

""•" to take it easy on you.

MITCH
Great - no wonder.

i:

58

EXT: STREET- NIGHT

i Hirsh, Tommy and Carl walkdown a dark streetwith a few buckets I. ' full OfSCuff. 1. CARL | (to Tommy) I ...Face it, boy, you hadn'thad j pussy since pussy had you. I. TOMMY I Yeah, right.

(imitating Hirsh) Well I had my hand up a girl's

shirt once... I was really 'gettin' there!'

Carl and Tommylaugh.

HIRSH
Kiss my butt, Lawson. I wishI

«-* still was at that party instead of

listening to your stupid strategy that got me busted.

A^* 67.

58 CONTINUED:

CARL
You got busted because you couldn't get away.

Carl reaches down and picks up a large empty Jack Daniels bottle.

HIRSH
You try to out-run O'Bannion. I'm

) going to be laughing my ass off

when it's your turn - when he's

59

BUSTIN' YOUR ASS.

| TOMMY ' I heard last year, when they caught I about ten freshmen at one time,

O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it.

HIRSH
I mean, that's bullshit, right? The idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row? Is that legal?

Carl suddenly tosses the bottle straight up in the air above / k r ""* them. They all look at each other for an extended moment and then take off running, i

TOMMY
Goddamn you Burns!

The bottle comes crashing down right behind them.

59

EXT: EMPORIUM PARKING LOT - NIGHT

I O'Bannion's truck drives up at the Emporium and lets Don out.He walks over towhere Wooderson is leaning on a wall drinking a ', beer while the rest of the guys, Pickford, Pink, Slater, and I Mitch are all hanging out near Pickford's car a few feet away.

Don walks up to Wooderson. i l! DON

Wooderson, boy. I haven't seen you in a while. Whatcha been up to?

WOODERSON
Same old shit... Workin' for the city. Been thinking about gettin' back in school.
DON-
Back to the J.C.?

(*•* 68,

59 CONTINUED:

WOODERSON
Maybe. That's where allthe girls are.
(a beat)
But on the other handI reallyjust as soon be workin' and makin' money than spendingit listening to some dipshit thatdoesn't know whatthe hell he's talkingabout. At least you got some changein your pocket.

I DON

Really... WOODERSON

(to Mitch)

You're a freshman,right?

MITCH
Yeah.
WOODERSON
Who are the finestgirls your age?

j0&\

DON
Wooderson boy,you're going to end up in jail.

The others laugh a bit and Woodersongoes along.

WOODERSON
That's what's so greatabout high school girls: I get olderbut they stay the same age.
PICKFORD
(to Pink)
Hey Pink, you haven'tseen 'em yet.

He opens the door, sits down, and cranksup his stereo,

PICKFORD
I just got these new Craig Powerplays... quad.
PINK
Bad-ass.
PICKFORD
Anyone up for another spin?
PINK
Sure.

Don quickly decides he's ready to go.

• (CONTINUED)

f " . 69.

59 CONTINUED: (2)

DON
Shotgun...
PINK
(to Mitch)
What do you think?
MITCH
Yeah, what the hell.

As Don goes to get in the passenger side door, he finds Slater momentarily sitting in his seat.

DON
Someone's gonna have to be latering my seat, man.
SLATER
I'm going back inside, man, don't worry.
WOODERSON
Yeah, me too. You boys have fun.

ff^- They walk to the Emporium door while the guys start to climb in y V ^ Pickford's car. He revs it up while Pink and Mitch get in the back. Mitch is a bit squeezed at first because there is a bowling ball in his seat. He holds it up and inquires.

MITCH
Whose is this?
PICKFORD
I don't know. It was in the car when I first got it.

, PINK

Pickford... you driving in to get Aerosmith tickets tomorrow morning?

PICKFORD
Unless I end up getting so waisted

tonight I can't.

PINK
If you do, can you get me two tickets?

Pink hands Pickford thirty dollars.

PICKFORD
This should buy me a bag of

^ A-*- Colombian.

• (CONTINUED)

7 0 .

59 CONTINUED: (3)

PINK
Yeah right.
60

EXT: SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD-NIGHT

They passaround the jointand a few beers as they->am to ZZ Top Mitchtakes his first puffs withoutmuch fanfare. From the passengerseat, Don mischievouslymotions Pickfordto pull over.

DON
Hey, pullup to these trash cans.

The carslows down and pulls over nextto a few trash cans that are sittingon the corner ofsomebody's front yard. Don leans far outthe window and picks up a big metalcan.

DON
Stay near thisside and gun it.

The car creeps along for a little whilethen peels out. At top speed, Don releases the trashcan and it completelyobliterates a mailbox that was in a front yard. The sheer visceralthrill of it all has the carload in an excitedstate.

PICKFORD
Whooaah! Man!
PINK
Shit-yeah!

Almost immediately, Pink rollsthe back window down and leans out.

PINK
Let's get one ofthose over there.

The car pulls over and he grabs an oldbeat-up metal trash can.

PINK
Floor that motherfucker!

The car races off. He catches a large woodendesigner-type mailbox dead-on. They whoop it upeven more.

•i DON I Awwright!

PICKFORD
Heeeyuuuu
DON
(to Mitch)
You should throw thatbowling ball out.

60 CONTINUED:

MITCH
Think?
PICKFORD
Yeah, lose it. It doesn'tfit anyone's hand,anyway.

Mitch grabs the ball and apprehensivelyleans out the window.

MITCH
Okay.

Pickfordfloors the accelerator and the car is flying.Not really aiming at anything, Mitch tossesthe ball into the air. In a slow motion shot, the ball crashesthrough the windshield of a car parked on the street. The guys seem more shocked than thrilled at first - perhaps at the sheer extent of the property

'damage.

1 PINK

i Shit man... someone's car. Mitch looks back at the broken windshield with a mixture of fear and shame. The others start enjoyingit when it becomes apparent they've gotten away.

DON
Aww, fuck 'em anyway.
PICKFORD
Man, that bowling ball said"hooff" to that damn windshield.
PINK
Some poor slob's going to come out to his car tomorrow morning,on his way to work and...

They all start howling.

DON
Strike!

More laughter. Having officiallycopped all of them, Mitch goes along with the victory celebration.

DON

Hey man, we're out of beer. We need a Quick and Easy stop.

61

EXT: QUICK & EASY - NIGHT

^ The car pulls into the parking lot.

AF^ 72

• 61 CONTINUED:

DON
We're also outof cash. Hey, pull

I up over there, headingout that

way.

PICKFORD
What, you'regoing to steal it?
DON
I got it all stakedout. It'll be easy. I justneed someone to be look-out.
PICKFORD
Oh come on man,you're gonna get us in trouble.
DON
(to Mitch)
C'mon. I need youto stand by the door.
(to Pickford)
Have it runnin' andready to go.

Mitch hesitatesa bit but is' soon walkingwith Donup to the r store.

62

EXT: QUICK & EASY - NIGHT

Don and Mitchget up near the store.

MITCH
I don't know about all this, man.
DON
Just stand up here and actlike a look-out.

i (whispers) i I'm really going to payfor it but

let's fuck with them.

I • Mitch grins briefly and then triesto act serious as Don enters thestore. He looks back at Pickfordbacking the car up and then back inside at how Don is doing. He sees Donbolting for the ' i front door. He pullsthe door open and then they sprintto the ' | waiting car.

DON
(to Mitch)
Hurry up man! Get in!

-,./—* But just as they hop in the car, a middle-agedguy walks up to r ^ the driver'sside and points a pistol at Pickford'shead.

62 CONTINUED:

PISTOL GUY
Don't move orI'll shoot the shit out ofya!

Pickforddoesn't know whatto be more panickedabout, the gun at his head or the robbery in progress.

PICKFORD
(to Don)
Don, givethe beer back...
DON
Don't worryabout the beer, man. I really paid forit.

Pickford flashes him a quick quizzicallook thatsoon turns into a panic once more.

PISTOL GUY
You bustedmy mailbox, didn'ya?
PICKFORD
I don't know what you'retalking about man,but... •
PISTOL GUY
Tamperin' with mailboxesis a felony offense. I done called the

,1 po-lice. I think you boysneed to

get out of the car, niceand slow.

PICKFORD
(to others)
. Whadda we do?

PISTOL GUY

I said get the fuck out ofthe

car... now!

Don has sec the beer near the gearshift in such a way that it can't be seen by the guy with the gun. He slowly is shifting the car into gear.

I PICKFORD

(reasoning)

What, you're goingto shoot us for something YOU think we did?

j PISTOL GUY

I don't think, I know. I seen you.

?

4

62 CONTINUED: ;2)

PICKFORD
(reasoning)
Sir, I'm still notquite sure what - you're talking aboutbut you had better put thatgun away before you et in some big trouble. There's ?aws against thiskind of behavior you know.
PISTOL GUY
I got witnesses. When the po-lice get here we'll justlet them figure it all out.

The tensionhas built to a peak.

PINK
(under his breath)
Just go man, beforethe cops show. What's he gonna do,shoot us?
PICKFORD
No, he's going to shoot ME.
(to Pistol)

x^*\ It's like this: the smartmoney

says you probably won'tmurder - and it would be murder - someone over an alleged tampered-with mailbox...

Don suddenlypulls Pickford down at the sametime he stomps on top of his foot.

DON
Duck!

They allduck as the car peels out. As Pickfordregains the wheel, the guyshoots in their direction.

MITCH
Motherfucker's shooting at us!
DON
Go! Lose that son-of-a-bitch!

The car turnsat a corner and hauls.

63

INT: SUBURBANNEIGBORHOOD - NIGHT

Tony, Mike andCynthia are riding around.

MIKE
(sarcastic voice)
I need me ah brewski —

63 CONTINUED:

TONY
Weeeell...
CYNTHIA
Actually, mynext door neighborhas a refrigeratorfull of beer. And hisgarage is always wide open.
MIKE
Hmmm.
CYNTHIA
I'vealways wanted to steal some, I just have never been a big beer drinker. I don't know, it's the taste - callme weird.
TONY
(quick)
Weird.
MIKE
Well, the true Dionysian way would be to stealthe beer and spend the

A0£?\ restof the evening drinking it.

I think that's whateveryone in thiscar needs... some good 'ol worthwhilevisceral experience.

CYNTHIA
Like what?
MIKE
Getting so drunk you throw up. A littlesexual activity...

Cynthia impersonates some brutishguy.

CYNTHIA
You'reright - I'm gonna git drunk and eithergit laid or git inna fight...
MIKE
Seriously. You have to be up for anything.
CYNTHIA
Butdo you ever feel like everythingwe've been taught and everythingwe do is just at the serviceof our future selves.
TONY
It's like it's allpreparation...

63 CONTINUED: (2)

CYNTHIA
Yeah, but what are we preparing ourselves for?
MIKE
Death.
TONY
Lifeof the party.

CYNTHIA

I But that'svalid - if we're all

going to die anyway, shouldn'twe enjoy ourselves now? I'd like to

j quittreating the present likesome

minor, insignificant preambleto

i , somethingelse...

64

EXT: NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE- NIGHT

Soon Mike and Cynthiasneak up to the garage, goinside, and then run out with a coupleof six-packs. They hop in the car and Tony drives away, but notbefore signaling his turn.

r .

65

INT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

The guys are standingnear the featured pool table where Elvis is in a big game witha hustler from out of town. Pickfordis

recalling the gun incidentto Wooderson and Hudson.

, PICKFORD i I wasinches away from getting my I headblown off.

68

(POINTS ATDON)

And Evil Knieval here just throws

I * the car in gear and floors it.

[ DON ' (to Pickford)

What? Did you get shot? Did we

l have to waitaround for the cops to

bustus? No.

I PICKFORD

But itwas ME who he had the gun on, not you. It was ME who was going to get his brains splattered.

DON
Don't worry, if that idiot would have pulledthe trigger, he would have had USto deal with.

I i

(f^

65 CONTINUED:

PINK
(amused)
That's right, what are you complaining about?
WOODERSON
(to others)
They're up to seventy-five a game...

After his turn, Elvis walks over to the pack of them.

DON
(to Elvis)
Elvis, you takin' this g u y smoney?
ELVIS
Workin' on it. How 'bout one of you going and getting me a sixer of Schlitz.

He reaches in his pocket, pulls out a small roll of bills, peels off a five, and then looks over at Mitch.

ELVIS
(to Mitch)
Across the street at the Quick...

He hands him the money while the otherslook on. Mitch hesitates a little at first but then gets going after Elvis gives him a confident nod before he returns to the pool table.

66

INT: QUICK & EASY - NIGHT

Mitch overcomes any nervousness and walks in with a calm, confident manner. He quickly selects the six pack out of the refrigerator and on the way toward the register grabs a stick of beef jerky. He approaches the CLERK like he's done this a hundred times before.

MITCH
(to Clerk)
How's it goingtonight?

He lays the beer and the beef jerky on the counter and puts the five on top of them.

CLERK
It'll be going a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours.
MITCH
I hear that...