• DARLA
I . Air-raid!
, They all are on the pavementquicker than ever.
DARLA
Well, we tried, we gave you a chance. But because you little
i prick teases can't quite follow
A*** instructions, we'fe going to have
{ ***" to try something else.
She signals to several of the others who bring over "the
i supplies." Soon they are dumpingrounds of flour, syrup, ketchup,
and vegetable oil all over them. Occasionally one will crack an
egg over someone's head. Meanwhile, in the crowd of amused
onlookers, Tony and Mike analyze the proceedings as they sip
slushes.
I TONY
I ...What'sfascinating is the way
not only the school, but the entire
communitysupports all this or at
least turns their heads. I mean,
they apparently have permission to
i use this parking lot, no parents
seem to mind...
MIKE
I And actually, the freshmen girls
are even made to feel privileged to
be participating.
TONY
As are the freshmen guys who the seniors want to bust the most. It's the ultimate stamp of approval.
y£^N
26 CONTINUED: (2)
Back in the pack of girls, the seniorshave now paired off wi-'-
the girls and are humiliatingthem individually,shavonne walks
Freshman Girl#1 over to Pink, who'sstanding there with Don and
some ofthe others.
SHAVONNE
Propose to Mr. Floyd.
Freshman Girl#1 gets down on her knees.
I I
FRESHMAN GIRL 41
will you marry me?
PINK
(smiling)
Well, I dunno... what'11 you dofor me?
i FRESHMAN GIRL #1
i
Anything you want.
PINK
Anything?
FRESHMAN GIRL #1
Anything.
Don whispers something in Pink'sear. They both laugh a bit.
DON
He wants to knowif you swallow or spit?
She's not even sure what he's talkingabout.
FRESHMAN GIRL ftl
Uhh, whatever youlike.
PINK
Okay, I guess I'llmarry you.
While Freshman Girl #4 is pushingan egg across the parkinglot
with her nose, Darla is giving FreshmanGirl #3 a hard time. She
pokes her in the breasts.
DARLA
What are these?
FRESHMAN GIRL »3
Uhhh... well...
A bit confused, she looks at Darla'srather flat chest.
FRESHMAN GIRL »3
Maybe you wouldn'tknow...
26 CONTINUED: (3)
DARLA
Air-raid smartass!
She does.
I
DARLA
Get up!
When she does, Darla pokes her again even harder.
DARLA
They're still here. Keep air- raiding 'till I get tired!
She hits the pavementagain while a little farther away a small
group of freshmen are made to sing"Flaming Mamie" to the crowd.
FRESHMEN CHORUS
'I'ma flamin' Mamie, I'm a bedtime baby, I'm the hottest little momma in town..."
DARLA
Now sing 'Seniors'!
FRESHMEN CHORUS
'Seniors, seniors,s-e-n-i-o-r-s, Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o-r-s. They're the seniors of B.H.S. They're the seniors and they're the best, Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o- r-s. ..'
27, EXT: FIELD NEAR DAIRY QUEEN - DAY
We suddenly SEE the goings on from a great distance, through
binoculars. Then we SEE the freshman Geek #2 hand the binoculars
over to Geek #1, who quickly zeros in on the action.They are in
a field that overlooks the parkinglot.
' GEEK ft2
', Man, they're really getting it!
Terri is pushing a peanut across
the parkinglot with her nose.
GEEK ftl
Ha! Jill just got an egg cracked
over her butt...
They both chuckle. Suddenly,Benny and Hudson appear behind
them.
f*-'*' (CONTINUED)
27 CONTINUED:
BENNY
Hold it right there you little fuck-
l wads!
f They freeze,terrified.
HUDSON
t What are you guys doing up here?
Spying on your classmates?
i
BENNY
what grade you in?
GEEK #2
Going into 8th, sir.
i BENNY
Bullshit! You're freshmen..
i
i GEEK ftl
i No it's true.
HUDSON
Then why the fuck are you up here
/tm"K in the weeds?
GEEK ftl
The only reason we're up here is we
didn't want to be mistakenfor
freshmen...
BENNY
You're lying... bend over.
GEEK #2
Oh man...
HUDSON
You don't want to get busted? Tell
us something useful, where are all
I you little rats gonna be hiding
tonight?
| GEEK #1
Uh, there's a party tonight atthe
Catholic rec room.
' HUDSON
We already know that shit,that's
easy. Tell us something we don't
know, like where we can getKerr.
A***-1 The two Geeks look at each other but aren't sure whatto say.
27 CONTINUED: (2)
I BENNY
That's it. Bend over andkiss ycur
asses goodbye.
GEEK #2
We know where Mitch is goingto be.
Benny and Hudson look ateach other like"bingo."
I ." HUDSON
I Well maybe now you're talkin' a
little bit.
' BENNY
I where?
) . GEEK ftl
You won't bust us?
» BENNY
(' Tell us and I might cut yousome
slack.
GEEK ftl
You won't bust us?
HUDSON
Tell me where I can find Kerr tonight and I won't bust you.
They both hesitatea bit at the thought of informing, but Geek #1
finally gives in.
GEEK #1
He's pitching in the 8 o'clock
game.
BENNY
Well, well, what do you know.
GEEK ft2
We can go now?
Geek ftl startsto moveaway but is quickly cutoff by Benny.
BENNY
Now hold on a second, just hold on a little bit there.
(mock seriousness)
Something you guys said disturbs me a little. Let me get this straight- maybe I'm a little slow...
(more)
/fs^n^V 31
27 CONTINUED: (3)
BENNY^Cont'd)
Okay, first you guys lie to us,
your seniors, that you're not
-, freshmen, and then you narc on a
I good friend of yours..-. Is that
right?
J Sensing a no-win situation, they give no response.
• BENNY
\\ (getting madder)
;
| . I think there' s only one thing I
J hate more in this world than a liar
' and that's someone who would
I totally rip-off a friend.
| (instructional)
I> Assume the angle.
GEEK #1
'l. You guys said youwouldn't bust us!
1
I HUDSON
I said I wouldn't bust you...
BENNY
I didn't promise shit. Grab your ankles!
They both reluctantlyand nervously bend over and brace
themselvesfor pain.
BENNY
And as they say, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.
I He gives them each a major whack.
i
HUDSON
Air-raid!
They both hitthe ground and then get up for another whack of
Benny's board
„ 28 EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY
1 Back at the parkinglot, Tony and Mike continue to contemplate
'i all that's going on aroundthem, enjoying it at the same time.
TONY
...I believe it's because we don't have a significant rival high
"""' school within 30 miles of us...
(more)
28 CONTINUED:
TONY (Cont'd)
You know, mostschools have a cross-
town rival orthe next town over is
the mutuallyagreed upon "evil
other" in which onecan project all
hostilityand blame.
MIKE
...So it's like we've declared war on ourselves... feeding off our own.
TONY
Exactly - underthe guise of an initiation ritual.
Just then, Jodi brings Sabrina overto propose to Tony. Sabrina
shyly gets down on her knees in front ofhim.
; I
SABRINA
Will you marry me?
Tony seems a little awkward at first butsoon gets in the swing
of the game.
TONY
(to Mike)
What am I supposedto say here?
(mockinghimself)
So, uhhh, what'11 yagive me?
SABRINA
i Anything you want.
'! • TONY
I Define anything.
SABRINA
Whatever you want.
I' TONY
, Think of the possibilities...
There seems to be an attraction between them. Since Jodi has
wandered off, Tony gestures for her to stand up.
I'
TONY
So really,, what's yourname?
SABRINA
Sabrina.
"*- TONY
I'm Tony. Anthony, actually. This
is Mike.
1 28 CONTINUED: (2)
i
MIKE
Hey.
SABRINA
Hi.
Jodi wanders back over.
i , JODI
So what's going on over here,
social hour? I'm supposed to be
being a bitch right now.
(toSabrina)
Back to thepit, kid.
J Sabrinaglances back at Tonyas she's being marchedaway. Tony
i* kind of waves bye to her andshe sort of waves backin a shy but
'slightly teasing manner.
MIKE
Am I mistakenor did you just catch a bit of a rap withthat young
i thing.
(sarcastic)
You stud...
TONY
(mock cocky)
Well, you know howit is.
MIKE
I bet she's prettycute once you clean all thatshit off her.
(realizing)
i
i . It's finally happening... we're
seniors. They'llnow be all kinds
of younger girls whothink we're
cool just by virtue of our age and
senior status.
TONY
I guess it's some sortof a compensation for allthese tortuous years of neglect. You have to admit, despite our accomplishments in other areas, we don'thave a whole lot to show for ourselvesin the female category.
Mike sees an opportunity to build hiscase for them going out
later that night.
'< 28 CONTINUED: (3)
MIKE
Yeah and it's prettytough when you
; never wantto put yourself in a
position of MAYBEsomething
I happening. MAYBE if we left -he
poker table one weekend night and
I did something else, MAYBEsomething
i would have the opportunity of
happening. And then you mightjust
' experience something a little more
tangible than an AbrahamLincoln
I dream...
TONY
I And MAYBEif you wouldn't set the
•| dialectic up in such simple and
: confrontationalterms, just MAYBE
I could do it and notfeel bullied
4 into it. You could use a Thomas
i Jeffersondream.
I
I 29 EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY
AF^ On the other side of the par-king lot, O'Bannion comes walking
( '""""• over to where Benny, Hudson, Don and some others are swapping
j their first round of senior-guy bonding stories.
, HUDSON
...Man, Benny wore their butts out.
Oh lord did he busttheir ass...
The others laugh.
O'BANNION