"DAZED AND CONFUSED" (1993)

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EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY

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The convertible parks next to a crowded, smoke-filled car with the windows rolled up. KEITH PICKFORD and MICHELLE BURROUGHS soon hop out of chia car and head coward the school. Standing next 22 his truck, RANDY “PINK*® FLOYD calls ouc co them.

PINK
Pickford! You stoner!

Pickford acknowledges him wich a slightly sarcastic. mimicking voice as he and Michelle walk over to him.

PICKFORD
They say ic'll kill ya but chey don‘'c say when..
PINK
‘ How's it lookin’ for conight?
PICKFORD
Three kegs...

PINK | Cool. Sut the big news is... Check this shit out.

Pink grabs a tarp in the bed of his truck and with one quick motion, jerks away the canvas and reveals a smiling Ronald McDonald statue. Formerly of the drive-thru line, Ronald has a speaker in his stomach.

PICKFORD
Awwright...
MICHELLE
Cool.
PINK
Me and Dollar nabbed it about four- thirty this morning. We just went through chere for lunch... They got this old lady standing out there taking orders by hand.

He imitates a little old lady scribbling on a note pad. PINK (continuing) Did you want fries with chat? The thing’s chree feet away from her.

They laugh a bit and walk cogether up the stairs to the school.

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INT: HALLWAY ~ DAY

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Pickford, Michelle, and Pink walk down the hall.

PICKFORD
Can’c beliave we gotta be here ar all today...
MICHELLE
Let the torture begin...

They pass PAUL SLATER near a4 water fountain.

PICKFORD
Slater, Son... PINK How's it going? _. SLATER . Ie‘g fixin’ to be going A LOT

better...

Slater pops something in his mouth and cakes a quick gulp at the fountain. He then offers up his hand and Pickford ‘gives him five‘ in the slowest, coolest way possible.

SLATER
So what time tonight?

. _ PICKFORD ‘Bout nine or ten...

SLATER
All right.

Slater walks away while Pickford, Michelle, and Pink walk near Pink's classroom door.

PINK
Later...
PICKFORD
See you up there after...

As Pickford walks away, he acknowledges TONY OLSON and MIKE NEWHOUSE standing in the hall near the door to Pink's classroom.

PICKFORD
If iC isn't Woodward and Sernstein.

Tony and Mike just smirk at Pickford as Pink slows down near the door. -

PINK
Men.
(CONTINUED }

CONTINUED :

MIKE
So was this a smoked or liquid lunch? —— black Pink poincs at him like ‘yeah right’ as a friend and'classmate of theirs, ROYCE CRAWFORD, pokes his head ouc of che door.
ROYCE
Poker game still on for tonight? PINK I don‘c know about tonight for me... MIKE I thought we should all go our. TONY And de what? PINK — I‘m probably going to Pickford’s party. MIKE ‘

Exactly - we should do something like chac. We can play poker any time.

ROYCE

I don't know, sounds suspect. We'll have to put it up before tha committee.

Royce and Pink head into the room while Tony suddenly remembers something he wants to cell Mike and gastures for him to walk with him-down the hall a bit.

TONY | Okay, I had this dream laste night... (grins quizzically) Okay, you have Co promise not to

tall ANYONE. MIKE Sure. TONY Say I promise. MIKE (reciting)

*I promise not to tell anyone...”

CONTINUED: {2) Tony gets a litcle quieter and makes sure no one is Listening.

TONY
~. Okay... In this dream I was having sex with whac had a perfect female body but...
MIKE
Buc what? What?

Tony changes his mind.

TONY
I can‘t gay...
MIKE
Oh come on, you can‘t give a build- up like chac and then not deliver. Okay, 30, a beautiful female body, we're off to a good start...

He gestures for Tony to continue,

TONY
But the head of... -Abranam Lincoln. MIKE doesn’t really react at all.
MIKE
Hiram...
TONY
The hac, beard...
(changing subjecc} Oh well, best not think too deeply about this one...

; MIKE Best noc...

TONY
I gotta go see Mr. Lane. I’1l1 be back after a while...

Tony walks off as Mike heads into the classroom.

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INT: NEWSPAPER STAFF CLASSROOM

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Later, inside the newspaper class, Pink, Royce, JODI KERR, KAYE FAULKNER, SHAVONNE RHODES, and CYNTHIA DUNN are deep in discussion.

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ROYCE
.O1.d we already say the one whera thac big game hunter arrives on the " iSland and decides co hunt

Silligan? JODI No... That’s 27. SHAVONNE

What about the time thae rock group. “The Mosquitos*® visits the sasband and Ginger and Mari Ann form cheir own group.

PINK
. That's 28. KAYE That‘s got to be abouc all of them... Didn't they only make two season's worth of that show? CYNTHIA

Mrs. Howell was also in that group. Tony walks in and the entire clasa dies laughing.

ROYCE
Abe!

Tony flashes a quick glance toward Mike, who's acting like nothing happened.

PINK
‘Honest Abe... read us ‘a Gettysburg address, Mister, or ig it Misses? Lincoln,

Amid continuing laughter, Tony quickly gains his composure and calmly motions co the class to quiet down and Listen.

TONY
It‘s MISTER EDITOR to a€11 of you for the next year... you bunch of mundane feeble wits.

He then sits down right in front of Mike and glares at him.

TONY
Death...
MIKE
I was very specific, I promised noc to tell anyONE. i cold EVERYone.

CONTINUED: (2)

From che hallway, DON DOLLAR looks in che room, makes sure the teacher isn‘t there and chen gestures ro Pink in the back of the class.

DON
Hey Pink! You ready?

Pink walks over to the door.

PINK
I can’t go yec. As soon as Mrs. Wilk gets here and checks roll we can probably all split. Go get Benny and check me out on the way ack.

‘ DON Cool...

Don walka away down the hall.

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INT: SHOP CLASS - DAY

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Don locks into the shop clasS and gestures to BENNY McCRACKEN who is standing off to the side, putting the finishing sanding touches on a large paddle he has made. Benny gestures for Don to held on for just a moment. In the back of the class, Slater and two others, STONER #1 and STONER #2, discuss the more technical aspects of rock and roll. On Slater’s desk is a three foot bong he has made as his final woodworking project.

SLATER
.. Man, I heard when Nugent was playing in Miami, or maybe it was San Francisco... Anyway, man, this chick gets up on stage and starts giving him a blowjob while he waa playing, man, ‘Stranglehold.

STONER #2 {excited}

Stoner #1 gestures toward his project: a roundish, hand-carved Led Zepplin Logo.

STONER #1 Hey, last week in New Orleans... Bonham... one-hour drum solo...

STONER #2 Wow...

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STONER #2 Hey Benny, man, I feal sorry for chose incoming freshmen.

Benny smiles and makes a gesture like he's giving someone a spanking with his newly sanded board. The teacher of the class. a middle-aged bald man namad MR. RIX, is laid back in his chair fast asleep with his mouth open. On his way out the door, Benny goes up to Mr. Rix and pops the top of a coke in his ear. As Benny crushes out the door, Mr. Rix slowly wakes up.

MR. RIX
Get back to your seats...
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INT: HALLWAY OUTSIDE SHOP CLASS - DAY

Out in the hallway, Benny proudly shows his board to Don as th start to walk down the hail. °Y

; BENNY Check it out. I juste drilled a series of small holes... to cut down on che Wind resistance and create more of a sting on impact.

tn an upbeat, cocky manner, Shavonne walks by and gives a slight Smile.

DON
Hmmm... Lookin' goad Sha-Vaaan.

She walks past but Don keeps watching her. She eventually turns into the girl's room but looka back at Don before she enters.

DON
Caughe yah!

He laughs ag they keep slowly walking.

DON.
{continuing} She wants my dick.
BENNY
Yeah sure... Like every other girl .at this scheol. She was looking at me, anyway.
DON
Shiiit, man, I get so much pussy... I should be banned from this place.
BENNY
Banned for being such 4 pussy?
CON
Fuuuck you man.
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INT: GIRL’ S BATHROOM ~ DAY

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Shavonne, Jodi, and Kaye are hanging out in the bathroom. Kaye and Jodi share a cigarette while Shavonne primps in che mirror.

SHAVONNE
.,. Yeah, he acts all cocky now buc did you necice when he poked his head in the room a lictle while ago, he didn’t even look at me? {a beac) Forgec him.

JODI ; Is Randy Floyd going out with anyone right now?

SHAVONNE
I don’t think so. f don’t know about chat guy Watch him in action - he's like a polititian.
JODI
Just because a4 BUY isn’t like the Neanderthals you ike. I mean, you basically don't like any quy whose TQ approaches triple digits.

Before Shavonne can respond, Kaye jumps in.

KAYE
You know, this is really pathetic. All you evar talk about is guys. Everything is always guys - going to watch guys do whatever ic is they're doing at the time, getting 4ll dressed up so maybe some guy will notice you... De you think guys spend one-tenth the time we do thinking and catering to us? Hell no.,. They're too busy DOING things besides preparation for us... do we DO? Sit around and plot about them in some way or another.
SHAVONNE
Yeah, duc look at the shit they do: playing sports, fixing up their cars, ... It's all bullshit anyway, who can take it serious?

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JODI
We don't have any choice BUT to take whatever they do serisus.
KAYE
Exactly. {to Shavonne) And there you were in class wich them trying to list all che Gilligan's Island episodes wichou even a HINT of irony. -
SHAVONNE
What the hell are you talking about, girl?
KAYE
You never chought ahout that show? It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. Think about

it... You're basically alone on an island with two readily available women... oné a seductive, sex-

goddess type, the other a healthy, girl-nexc-door typa with a nice butt. So, guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore, and what do women get? Nothing. A geek, an over-weight middle age guy, a nerdy scientific type... those are all types that your typical male feels least threatened - So in the male viewers mind, he puts himselé on the island and. he can have it all. A woman puts herself on the isiand and she’s bored shitless.

SHAVONNE
You're really full of it. First off, you fergot Mr. and Mr3. Howell, and second, the audience is probably half women, anyway.

KAYE

My point exactly. Women are taught to not mind being bored as Long as they are occasionally acknowledged

(thinking) . And being stranded on an island awaiting rescue is a TOTAL metaphor for the position in which most women ar@ put in in this society today.

Jodi walks over to Kaye. {CONTINUED )

6 CONTINUED: (2)

JODI
You know, ever since you spent spring break with your sister at college you've had this fucking attitude...

Kaye suddenly seems to realize she's gone maybe one step too far and pulls back a little.

KAYE
Well excuse me for thinking abouc things a little...

JopI Yeah, that’s ic... stop thinking so much. SHAVONNE {cto Kaye)

You need to get laid. From the hall, Benny can be heard.

BENNY i0,.S) Pink! We're off to raise hell, Let's go, man!

Jodi hears them and walks out.

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INT: HALLWAY - DAY

Jodi walks cut in the hall and sees Benny, Don, and Pink walking away. She catches up to them.

JODI
Hay, Benny. You guys take it easy on my little brother...

B a , a I got room for his initials right here.

He shows her his board and all che guys laugh a bit.

JODI
Just don’t get him any more than anyone else.
DON
Okay, okay, you win. Even though Mitch is a card-carrying smartass, as a personal favor to you, because we like you s0 much, we'll take it easy on him.

“—

l2.

JODI
Buc he‘s not a smarcass.., No more . than any other eighth grader. PINK

SO you have our word. Litcle brother will be okay.

JODI
IT was just kind of worried about him. Sounded like everyone wanted

co kill him. PINK Bye. , JODI

Bye. Thanks.

Jodi walks back to the others while the guys turn and continue on. As soon ag Jodi is. far enough away not to hear them, Don looks up at Benny with a kind of mischievous grin on his face.

. DON Bullshit? *

BENNY
Major bullshit! He’s a dead man. They all laugh.
PINK
Man, this place is vacanc. All che seniors gone on their senior trip... ;
BENNY
I'm glad those losers are gone. This is what it's going to be like all next year... US running chis

place. DON

Raally... BENNY

You guys hear. about O’Bannion? ‘PINK

Yeah, what a dumb-shic.

On the way out the door, they pass a group of three young Vietnamese girls. Benny does a double cake.

eo - 13.

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EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LCT - DAY

Benny, Don, and Pink walk up to Pink’s truck.

' . BENNY ...- But that’s my point. We'ra sotally being over-run by those Vietcong. Why don't they just stay the hell where they were? We don’t ' need ‘em.

On top of the building in the background is the departing Seniors ebligatory “senior prank” ~ an outhouse with “SRS.'76* painted on the side. Pink looks up at it as they begin to get in his truck.

PINK
Witty guys...

\ DON Shotgun!

| . Before Don gets in che truck, he reaches over, pulls up the tarp, } and glances under it.

DON
How‘s Ronnie doin’ today?

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, 9 EXT: ROAD TO JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

As they drive along, Pink tries to explain the Vietnam situation to Benny without being too condescending.

PINK
... Well maybe because our country had something to do with fucking up it . where they lived and-the least we ‘ could do was help out the ones that got away.
DON
Now wait. The side we were — fighting for finally lost, right?

BENNY

But not while we were fighting with them,

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EXT: JUNIOR HIGH ~ DAY

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They pull up in front of ‘Edgar Allen Poe Intermadiate School’ and park.

go PINK eo Everyone was bailing out, but hey, . when they lost we lost.

{CONTINUED }

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BENNY
We never lost no war, man.
PINK
Ahen the communist croops swarmed into Saigon and everybody was running for their lives, holding on \ to planes and pushing choppers into f che sea and shic, ic was all over. "4 A defeat by any logical definition.
BENNY
1 Ie might noc Rave worked out perfecciy, bute I bee we killed a oc more of them chan chey killed us, right?

Benny positions a speaker on top of Pink's truck and hits a Switch on his CB. He reaches for the mic. .

PINK
Yes... we probably killed lers more of chem chan they did us.

/ BENNY. ~~ That's all I‘m saying.

With his board in one hand and the mic in the other, Benny

assumes a confrontational pose facing a wall of classrooms chat are all glass windows, many of which are open.

BENNY
Okay all you freshman wimps, liscen up! Any of you ever heard of Fred ; O‘Bannion? He was the meanest Senior last year. I would've been the meanest senior this year except O’Bannion just found out he's going to be a senior again this next year. He flunked out and he’s really pissed off abouec it: I feel sorry for you guys. And because we feel sorry for you, we're going to take it easy on you. If you waic for us after school today, you'll only get one lick from each of us. If you run like the cowards you are, it’s open seagon all summer long. And Mitch Kerr... we're especially looking for you! Your ass will be purple before this day is over!

Co , 1S.

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INT: JUNIOR HIGH CLASSROOM - DAY

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The room is buzzing as MITCH KERR looks out che window with a mixture of dread, fear and excitement. Sitting near him are his , friends TOMMY LAWSON and CARL BURNS. A few seats away are GEEK

football game.

CARL
, You better get out of cown, man. Spend the summer with your grandparents or something.
TOMMY
You are going to show up to our game tonight, aren't you?

) | MITCH | . I'm pieching. Kind of have to.

CARL
How should we inscribe your ‘ tombstone?

GEEK #1 How ‘bout “Bent over.’

—_ He and Geek #2 giggle. Mitch and the other guys barely acknowledge them.

' MITCH Yeah right, piss-ant. (to others) It‘s all because I supposedly smart- mouthed some senior I’va never met, and because my sister is Miss popularity... Why aren‘’t they after anyone else? | . CARL f They are, man, believe me. Across the room, a group of FRESHMAN GIRLS (#1-#4) are going over ] a list of those scheduled to be picked up after school by the ' senior girls. SABRINA DAVIS, a little shy but more mature looking than the others, sits away from the group but is listening in somewhat. Behind her is FRESHMAN GIRL #5 who, like

, |) Sabrina, is not in the ‘inner circle." Freshman Girl #1 reads } aloud from the list.

FRESHMAN GIRL #1 . .. Nita, Terri, Jill. , (to Sabrina and Freshman Girl #5) _ {more}

~ (CONTINUED)

CONTINUED :

FRESHMAN GIRL #1 (Cont‘d)

Sorry, looks like you guys didn‘c Make it.

-. (to others) Okay, it says to wear cogthes you don‘t mind getting ruined.

FRESHMAN GIRL #3 And [ heard to never wear shorts or your knees will be skinned | completely off from air~raiding so muc

FRESHMAN GIRL #4 You know Tammy Jones was blinded for all last Summer...

: FRESHMAN GIRL 61 After it was all over last year Jo Ann Gregory's hair was matted go bad she had to have mest of it cut ofe..

They let out an almose collective moan at what awaits them but are excited at the same time. Sitting a few desks over, BLACK CLASSMATES 61,62, and #3 are taking this all in.

BLACK CLASSMATE #1 Girl, you gotta be crazy to let some Big girl do that to you.

BLACK CLASSMATE #2 You white girls are funny.

BLACK CLASSMATE #3

And I wouldn‘t let one of those senior guys whip my butt for no reason. Nobody but my daddy’s ever done that.

Standing in the hallway trying to get someone’s attention is CHRIS PENTICO, a fellow student.

PENTICO
Hey, gec Mitch.

Freshman Girl #3 looks over at Mitch.

; FRESHMAN GIRL #3

sat:

Mitch looks over at her and then sees Pencico in the hallway holding up a set of keys.

{CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: (2)

MITCH — Awwriight! Pentico got his brother‘s car,

CARL
Thank god.

Pentico points down the hall.

MITCH
{to others) He’1ll be at the side door.

Tommy walks up cto the teacher, MR. LINDSAY, who is reading over some papers.

. TOMMY You know Mr. Lindsay, every second you let uS cut early increases our chances of survival exponentially.

Mr. Lindsay looks up and then assumes a new air, ready to say something wise to the young men.

MR. LINDSAY
It's like our sergeant cold us before one trip into the jungle:
(maniacal)
*Men, 50 of you are leaving on this mission and 20 of you ain’t comin’ ack.”

The boys look up as if wanting to hear more. They don’t.

CARL
That's it, end of story?
MITCH
That's your send-off?

MR. LINDSAY

You want more? What do you want to hear?

TOMMY
I don’t know, what happened?

MR. LINDSAY | Pretty much whac he said.

They all kind of look at each other and groan.

L2

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EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PRACTIZE FIELD - CAY

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Pink’s truck pulls up near the practice field. Several coaches are miiling about when shay notice a few of their prize specimens have arrived. COACH CLEMENTS, an older and rather stoic man :3 fiankéd by COACH ALPERT, who's younger, bigger, more aggressive

and playful. He approaches the guys as they gec ouc of the truck.

COACH ALPERT
Any of you ladies gonna be ready to play some football this coming all?
BENNY
I've been doing so good in my English classes, coach, [I think I'm going to cake next fall off and : become a wricer.

They all laugh.

COACH ALPERT
Boy, you couldn't write your name if it wasn’t stenciled on your locker.

{to all of them) Now don't go getting soft on me

this summer... Sitting by a pool somewhere, chasing the muf£ around...

They all laugh a little as they start walking back to the school.

COACH ALPERT
Break down!

Benny automatically falls into a stance where his knees are bent, his fists are clenched and held firmly up near his face, almoese

karate-like. Don only slightly goes through such ridiculous motions and Pink not at all.

COACH ALPERT
Hell, my grandmother's quicker and tougher than you panty-walsts... Course she is 6'3°, 250 and runs a 4.5 forty.

Noticing Pink's poor attitude, Coach Clements suddenly rouses a lictle and points at him.

COACH CLEMENTS
Randy Floyd, before next fall, you're in nead of a serious attitude adjustment young man.

—— ee

Don and Benny glance back at the coach and shen at Pink, whe keeps walking buc doesn’t say anyching back.

COACK CLEMENTS
Better get your priorities straight and watch out with that other crowd you're running with. Don't think we haven’t noticed.

Ags soon as Chey are all at a safe distance and walking tcward he school, the guys start to ride Pink a Little.

; _ . DON Priorities...

BENNY
\ An accicude adjustmenc...

_ PINK Forget you guys.

As they continue co walk. HUDSON HIGGINS drives up near them. FRED O’BANNION is sitting in the passenger side of the car.

O’ BANNION Benny, let‘s go.

BENNY
(to Don and Pink)
I.told O‘Bannion I'd go over there with him and Hudson,
PINK
Later.

Benny heads off while Don and Pink enter the school.

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INT. HALLWAY - DAY

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Don and Pink walk down the hall in no particular hurry. [n his usual cocky way, Don looks into various classrooma along the way, acknowledging those he deems worthy of recognition. As an UNDERCLASSMAN walks by, looking a bit afraid of Don co begin with, Don acts like he’s going to hit him. The Underclassman reacts by covering Rimgself up and bracing for the Blow. OBon pulls his punch, of course, and leaves the Underclassman to walk off cocally humiliated. He and Pink keep walking like noching happened. Soon they are at the door to Pink's class.

PINK
I beccer put ina final appearance...
DCN
Who you got in here with you?

He looks in and sees “he vary cute and sensual LETICIA GARCIA $litcing near the door.

DON
Chi-chi: Come skip out. Let's go get naked...

She smiles but shakes her head ‘no.* He sticks his tongue ouc at

her very suggestively. The teacher, MS. STROUD. suddenly looks out the door and begins to close it.

MS. STROUD
Take it somewhere else, Mr. Dollar. {to Pink}

You gracing us with your presence today Mr. Floyd?

PINK
Why not... {to Don) See you up there later,

DON .

{to Floyd} Later Pink.

{to Ms. Stroud} Ginny, I been meaning to ask you ouc. What are you doing chis weekend? [c‘ll be legal... school's out.

She rolls her eyes a bit as he walks off smiling and chen closes the door. Don continues down che hall but, without an audience, seems a little lonely. Suddenly, MR. IRVINE walka arcund a corner and looks straight at him.

_. MR. IRVINE Don, either 9ec in a classroom or come to my office, right now!

DON
I‘m right here in Mrs. Snelgrove's. I was running an errand.

He quickly ducks into a classroom.

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INT: CLASSROOM - DAY

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Don walks into the class and scon acknowledges Pickford, Michelle, and JULIE DANFORD sitting in the back.

{ CONTINUED)

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He chen walks up to the ceacher, MRS. SNELGROVE, an old lady cn the verge of retirement. She‘s reading a romance novel and doesn’t even know he’s there until he speaks up.

DON
Mrs. Snelgrove, Mr. Irvine is out in the hall and requests to speak to you briefly.

Possibly not even sure if Don is in her class or not, she gets up and walks co che door. Seeing nobody, she walks a litcle our anto the hall. Ac this, Don suddenly shuts che door behind her and locks it. As she knocks on the door, he heads to the back of the room and opens a window.

DON
Hey, let's get out of here.

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He hops out as Pickford, Michelle, Julie, and several orhers ollow.

PICKFORD
Lec’s goa.
MICHELLE
We’re out of hare.
JULIE
Cool...
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EXT: COURTYARD OUTSIDE CLASSROOMS - DAY

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Ochers continue to hop out the window into a courtyard area and generally head co che parking loc.

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EXT: COURTYARD - DAY

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Trying to get Pink‘a attention, Don taps on the glass of the window to his classroom.

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INT: CLASSROOM - DAY

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Inside the classroom, che atudents are anxiously waiting for achool co let out. Pink subtly heads co che back of the room, opens the window, and talks co Don. In the frone of the class, Ma. Stroud ig sitting and talking informally with s few of the more interested studencs.

{CONTINUED}

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CONTINUED :

MS. STROUD
...I don’c think ict matters who finally gets nominaced, the Democratic candidate is going to win in the fall...

Across the room, Jodi. Shavonne and DARLA WOODS plan their strategy.

SHAVONNE
{to Darla) So all the supplies are in your truck?

‘ DARLA

Just Waiting for the right momenc. She smiles in a sort of menacing way. before everyone gets going, listen up to one last thing.

The beil finally rings bu: Mra. Stroud signals for chem toe

MS. STROUD

Just remember chis summer, when you're being further inundated with all kinds of American bi-centennial brouhaha: what we're really celebrating is the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

(smiles) Have a good summer.

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INT: HALLWAY - DAY

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People dart out of the classroom and into the hall where scudencs are trashing it with extra paper and random contents from their leckers. Darla, Jodi and Shavonne all head for the parking loc.

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EXT: HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY

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Cars are starting and music is blaring. Darla checks to make sure their supplies in the back are secure while the others pile in. Soon they are off.

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EXT: JUNIOR HIGH ~ DAY

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Outside the junior high, all hell's breaking lose. Some auys are running for their lives as cars of seniors take off after them. Some boys make it to their parent's car or a school bus just ahead of the seniors. Mitch, Tommy, and Carl all jump in Pentico's idling car.

{CONTINUED}

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20 CONTINUED:

| aDAM HIRSH is carrying iots of books and is lagging behind chem , a mic.

. CARL Hurry up Hirsh or we're gonna leave | your ass!

Hirsh makes it to the car and they speed off. Unfortunately, as they are pulling ouc of the parking loc, chey pull up right next F to the car with O’Bannion, Benny and Hudson in it. Almose

Simulcaneously as they are spotted, they all duck down in their i seats in total horrer,

MITCH
Shic: Thactc’s them. Let‘’s gece out . of here.

3 O’Bannion can barely contain himself at the gight of che entire carload.

0‘ BANNION | Shoowee: Oucks on the pond!

\ Pentico manages to pull out ahead of them but the chase is on.

_ :

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EXT: JUNIOR HIGH - DAY

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In contrast, the senior girls sgaem much more organized and ; orderly as they load up three trucks with nervous and giggling , freshman girls. Before getting in, the seniors put pacifiers in their mouths. With the trucks almost full, Jodi happens to notice Sabrina standing nearby.

JoDrI : Who are you?

} SABRINA

(looks around) Un, nobody... I mean I wasn't on the list.

i ; JODI Get in.

back of one of che trucks. Jodi gives her a pacifier while Freshman Girls #1 and #4 look a little miffed chat Sabrina made the cut somehow.

I Sabrina looks a little hesitanc at first but goon gets in the

21

EXT: SUBURBAN STREET - DAY

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o In hot pursuit, the carload of seniors are right behind Fentico’s 7 car, honking and waving their boards in the air.

* (CONTINUED)

The nervous freshmen sit in Pentico’s car like caged animals.

CARL
Pentico! Lose chose ass-wipes!

_ PENTICO I'm Crying, man!

He takes a quick Curn that the seniors miss. 3ur, instead of

backing up or turning around, Hudson trenches through the yard <2 a corner +or and 1s soon right behind Pentico’s car again.

EXT; SUBURBAN STREET - DAY

Inside Pentico’s car, Mitch anxiously has his hand on th ‘handle. The car suddenly slows down. ° @ door

PENTICO

You better haul agg man... TOMMY

Good Luck.

22

EXT: MITCH’S HOUSE - DAY

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Mitch suddenly leaps out of the car, runs to his front door and vanishes. The seniors don’c know what to think,

_ Q'BANNION Tnose little fuckers! Fuck! That wags Kerr!

BENNY
Damn !

O’ BANNION That’s bullshit!

23

EXT: CARL'S HOUSE - DAY

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When Cari jumps out near his house, O'Bannion is out of the car and right behind him. He quickly overtakes him and is goon standing between Cari and his front door, paddle in hand.

O’ BANNION . Nice try, freshman,.. And just for being so brave, I'm only going to give you three licks.

Just as he starts getting his board ready, the front door opens and CARL’S MOM is standing there with a shotgun.

(CONTINUED |

—_—iO eo

25,

CARL’S MOM I don'c think so, you creep...

Carl is horrified and embarrassed ac his mother’s behavior.

CARL
Mooom:
CARL'S MOM
Get in the house, Cari.
(co O’Sannion)
Now get the hell off my property.

O’Bannion is slightly shocked but soon amused ac all this and just slowly backs away with his hands up in che air a little.

’ , O’ BANNION {extreme sarcasm) Sorry. ma‘am. Jugt making sure your son got home safely. You two have & pleasant afternoon. Oh. and Carl, I'll be Seeing you around.

He smiles at Carl like ‘I'm going cto kill you when I get the chance* and walks off.

24

EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

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The freshman girls are in a circle with the senior girls walking around them. The attitude of the senior girls varias from fun-

loving to sadistic. Darla seems to have assumed the role of tyrannical drill instructor.

DARLA
You disgusting little freshmen sluta... AIR-RAID!

The freshmen girls are on their stomachs immediately. DARLA That wags pitiful! On your feat, you lazy little bitches! As soon as they are all up, she yells again.

DARLA
Air-raid!

They drop again. DARLA ; How did you punks ever make it out of junior high? (more}

(CONTINUED }

y

CONTINUED :

DARLA (Conc'd)
The fucure of our high school is doomed with losers like you no- counts coming in. Now, let's try it one more time...

Most don't know exactly what she wants and don't get up very quickly.

DARLA
That means GET UP you worthless little bicches!

They all get up immediately.

DARLA
' ALr-rald!

They all are on the pavement quicker than ever.

DARLA
Well. we tried, we gave you a chance. But because you little prick teases can't quite follow 1nstructions, we'fe going to have to try something else.

She signals to several of the others who bring over ‘the supplies.” Soon th are dumping rounds of flour, syrup, ketchup, and vegetable oil all over them. Occasionally one will crack an @gg over gomaone’s head. Meanwhile, in the crowd of amused

onlookars, Tony and Mike analyze the procaedings as they sip slushes.

TONY
...What’s fascinating is the way net only the school, but the entire community supports all this or at least turns their heads. I mean, they apparently have permission to use this parking lot, no parents seem to mind...
MIKE
And actually, the freshmen girls are even made to feel privileged to be participating.
TONY
As are the freshmen guys who the geniors want to bust the most. It's the ultimate stamp of approval.

~~ 27.

26 CONTINUED: (2)

Back in the pack of girls, the seniors have now paired off wisn ; ; the girls and are humiliating them individually. Shavonne walks

Freshman Girl #1 over to Pink, who's standing there with Don and some of the others.

SHAVONNE
Propose co Mr. Floyd.

7 Freshman Girl #1 gets down on her knees.

; ; FRESHMAN GIRL ¢€1 | will you marry me?

PINK
{smiling) Well, I dunno... what'll you do for l me ?

7 . FRESHMAN GIRL #1 Anything you wanc.

PINK
Anything?

A FRESHMAN GIRL #1 Anything.

Don whispers something in Pink’s ear. They both laugh a bit. DON He wants to know if you swallow or g$pit? She’s not even gure what he’s talking about.

FRESHMAN GIRL #1 i Unh, whatever you like.

PINK
Okay, I guess [‘ll marry you.

\ While Freshman Girl #4 ia pushing an egg across the parking lot

with her nose, Darla is giving Freshman Girl #3 a hard time. She pokes her in the breasts.

| DARLA

What are these?

FRESHMAN GIRL #3

Uhhh... well... —_ A bit confused, she looks at Darla’s rather flat chest. “ FRESHMAN GIRL #3

Maybe you wouldn’t know...

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CONTINUED: (3)

DARLA
Air-raid smarcass!

She doas.

DARLA
Get up!

When she toes, Darla pokes her again even harder.

DARLA
They're scill here. Keep air- raiding ‘cill 2 gee cired!

She hits the pavement again while a little farther away a small group of freshmen are made to Sing “Flaming Mamie* cto the crowd.

FRESHMEN CHORUS
"I'ma flamin’ Mamie, I‘m a bedtime baby. I’m the hottest Little monma in town..."
DARLA
Now sing “Seniors”!
FRESHMEN CHORUS
‘Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o-r-s, Seniors, seniors, $-e@-N-i-o-r-s, They're the geniors of 8.H.S. They're the seniors and they're the best, Seniors, seniors, s-e-n-i-o- r-S...”
25

EXT: FIELD NEAR DAIRY QUEEN ~- DAY

source 26

We suddenly SEE the goings on from a great distance, through

binoculars. Then we SEE the freshman Geek #2 hand the binoculars over to Geek #1, whe quickly zeros in on the action. They are in a field that overlooks the parking lot. .

GEEK #2 ; ; Man, they're really getting it! Terri is pushing 4 peanut across the parking Lot with her nose.

GEEK #1 Ha! Jill just got an egg cracked over her butt...

They both chuckle. Suddenly, Benny and Hudson appear behind them.

{CONTINUED )

a _ 29,

27 CONTINUED:

BENNY
Hold it right chere you little fuck- i . wads!

They freeze, terrified. HUDSON

' What are you guys doing up here? Spying on your classmates?

BENNY
; What grade you in? GEEK #2 Going into &th, gir. Y , __. BENNY Bulishie! You're freshmen... ' + : GEEK #1 ‘| No it's erue. HUDSON ' Then why che fuck are you up here — in the weeds? i GEEK #1

The only reason we're up here is we didn‘e want co be mistaken for

freshmen...

BENNY

, You'ra lying... bend over. . GEEK #2

t On man...

HUDSON
1 You don't want to get buated? Tell ' us Something useful. Where are all 1 you Little rats gonna be hiding ; tonight? GEEK #2

\ Uh, there's a party tonight at the |! Catholic ree room.

HUDSON
We alrea know that shit, that's

gasy. Tell ua something we don't know, Like where we can gat Kerr.

The two Geeks look at each other but aren't sure what to say.

30,

CONTINUED: (2) SENNY Tnac’s ic. Bend over and kiss ycur asses goodbye.

GEEK 42
de know where Mizch is going to be.

Benny and Hudson look at each other like ‘bingo.*

HUDSON
Well maybe now you're talkin' a little bic. BENNY Where? | GEEK #1 ‘ You won't bust us? BENNY Tell us and I mighe cut you some slack, GEEK #1 You won't bust us?. HUDSON

Tell me where [ can find Kerr tonight and [ won't bust you.

They both hesicate a bit at the chought of informing, but Geek #1 finally gives in.

; GEEK 61 He‘a pitching in the § o'clock game.

. BENNY Well, well, what do you know.

GEEK #2 We can go now?

Geek #1 starts to move away but is quickly cut off by Benny.

BENNY
Now hold on a second, just hold on a little bic there.

(mock seriousness)

Someching you guys said disturbs me a little. Lect me gec this straight- maybe I'ma little slow...

(more}

CONTINUED: (3)

_ BENNY (Cont'd) Okay, first you guys lie to us, your Seniors, thac you're nor _ freshmen, and then you nare ona good friend of yours.:. is thae right?

Sensing a no-win situation, they give no response.

BENNY
(getting madder}

I think there's only one ching I hate more in this world than a liar and that's someone who would totally rip-off a friend.

(instructional) Assume the angle.

GEEK #1 You guys said you wouldn't bust us!

HUDSON
I said I wouldn'c bust you...
BENNY
I didn't promise shit. Grab your ankles!

They both reluctantly and nervously bend over and brace themselves for pain.

BENNY
And as they say, this is going to hurt you & lot more than it's going to hurt me.

He gives them each a major whack.

HUDSON
Air-raid!

They both hit the ground and chen gec up for another whack of Senny‘s heard

26

EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

source 27

Back at che parking lot, Tony and Mike continue to contemplate all that's going on around them, enjoying it at the same time.

TONY
...-l believe it's because we don't have a significant rival high school within 30 miles of us... t{more)

CONTINUED :

TONY {Cont'd) You know, most schools have a cross- town rival or the nexe town over is the mutually agreed upon “evil ocher* in which one can project ali hostility and blame.

MIKE
...S0 it's like we've declared war on ourselves... faeding off our own.

TONY

Exactiy - under the guise of an initiation ritual.

Just then, Jodi brings Sabrina over to propose to Tony. shyly gets down on her knees in front of him.

SABRINA
Will you marry me?

Sabrina

Tony seems a litcle awkward at firse but soon gets in the swing of the game. .

.

TONY
{to Mike) What am I supposed co say here?
(mocking himself)
So, uhhh, what'll ya give me?
SABRINA
Anything you wanc.
TONY
Define anything.
SABRINA
Whatever you want.
TONY
Think of the possibilities...

There seems to be an attraction between them. Since Jodi has wandered off, Tony gestures for her to stand up.

TONY
So really, what's your name?

; SABRINA Sabrina. TONY I'm Tony. Anthony, actually. This is Mike.

{ CONTINUED)

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CONTINUED: (2)

MIKE
Hey.

rm SABRINA Hi.

Jodi wanders back over.

JODI
So what's going on over here, social hour? I'm supposed to be Being a bitch right now. {to Sabrina) — Back to the pit, kid.

Sabrina glances back ac Tony ag she's being marched away. Tony kind of waves bye cto her and she sore of waves back in a shy but

“slightly teasing manner.

. MIKE Am I mistaken or did you just catch & bit of a rap with that young thing. (sarcastic) You stud...

TONY
{mock cocky) — Well, you know how it is.
MIKE
I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all chat shit off her.

(raalizing)

Ie‘s finall happening. - . we're seniors. ey‘ll now be all kinds of younger girls who think we’re cool just by virtue of our age and senior status.

TONY
I guess if’s some sore of a compensation for all these tortuous years of neglect. You have to admit, despite our accomplishments in other areas, we don’t have a | whole lot to show for ourselves in che female category.

Mike sees an opportunity to build his case for them going out

later chat night.

CONTINUED: (3)

MIKE

Yeah and it's pretcy cough when you never want to puc yourself in a position of MAYBE something mhappening. MAYBE if we left the poker table one weekend night and did something else, MAYBE something would have che opportunity of happening. And then you might jusc experience something a little more gangiple than an Abraham Lincoln

ream...

TONY
And MAYBE if you wouldn’t set the dialectic up in such simple and confrontational terms, just MAYBE I could do it and not feel bullied into it. Yau could use a Thomas Jefferson dream.
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EXT: DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT - DAY

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On the other side of the parking lot, O’Bannion comes walking over to where Benny, Hudson, Don and some others are swapping their first round of senior-guy bonding stories.

HUDSON
.«.Man, Benny wore their butts ouc. Oh lord did he bust their ass...

The others laugh.

O’BANNION . Did you hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass?

DON
No! Who?
O' BANNION
That guy I went after. What’s thac little fucker’s name... Carl something.
HUDSON
Carli Burne.
Q' BANNION
Yeah, that's it. Burns. The door went flying open and his old lady’s standing there with a fuckin’ shotgun. I said whooah bitch.

CONTINUED :

The others laugh.

O' BANNION

tT can't wait t2 He‘s dead meat.

find shac f:cker,

He simulates swinging his board and giving a big whack to

and here’s one for your mother,

someone. O’ SANNION motherfucker. Laughter.

28

EXT: CAR WASH - LATER AF

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TERNOON

The trucks full of freshmen go through an automatic car wash,

Cleaning off the girls. through.

29

EXT: DARLA‘S TRUCK - DAY

source 30

The freshmen girls are being driven home.

They sing ‘S~-e-n-i-o-r-3" as they go

truck, Jodi sits with Sabrina and some of the other freshmen.

JOoprI Do you have ab

ig sister yet?

SABRINA
No. I really don't know anyone. Me and my mom just moved here about

$ixX Months ago. JODI

What does your mom do?

SABRINA
{a litcla uncomfortable)

Semething to do

with a hotel. Her

and my dad got divorced and we

moved.

JODI

Which house is it?

Sabrina locks out at the neighborhood.

SABRINA

This one here.

In the back of Darla’s

—_—_—_——

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EXT: NEAR SASRINA‘'S HOUSE - DAY

source 31

The truck pulls up in front of geveral houses.

JODI
I know it's kind of corny, bee £ das supposed to have a littie Sister by now. wWhac do you think?

Sabrina smiles.

SABRINA
Yeah sure.

JODI ; And me and some friends are going CO a party conight. Wanna come?

. SABRINA Yeah, that sounds fun.

JODT

We'll probably be by around 8:30, Is that cool?

SABRINA
Yeah. .

The truck drives off and Sabrina begins to walk up che driveway. She watches the truck disappear into the distance and then veers around the house to a small trailer out back.

31

INT: SASRINA‘'S HOUSE - DAY

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Inside, sheé passes her MOM on the way cto her room. Her mother wears a maid's dress and sits watching TV with a drink in her

hand and a cigarette burning. She doesn‘t seem to notice that Sabrina is wet and dishevelled.

SABRINA‘’S MOM Hi honey...

SABRINA
Hi.

Sabrina walks to her room.

32

EXT: PICKFORD‘'S HOUSE - DAY

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Pink knocks on Pickford's front door while his parents are. loading up the family station wagon. His mother notices him.

PICKFORD’S MOM Are you looking for Keith?

i 3§

CONTINUED :

PINK
Yeah, is he hera?
PICKFOROD'S MOM
Go on in. I think he's here.
33

INT: PICKFORD'S HOUSE - DAY

source 34

Pink lets himself in and walks down the hall. He comes -5 Pickford's door and knocks. The door cracks a bit and we see Pickford's paranoid glance. Sseing Pink, he opens the door. They do one of their patented slow, cool handshakes as he enters his room of rock star posters, centerfolds, and surrealistic prints. Michelle sits in a bean-bag chair with headphones on.

; PICKFORD Piiink... PINK My man...

Pickford goes back over to the door and locks it by sticking an ice pick in a hole -in che frame that acts like a dead-bolt. He then goes over to his bottom drawer and removes it completely.

In the space below the bottom drawer, he pulls out his stash. He grabs 4 pre-rolled joint off his Frisbee tray and lights it up after he hands Pink a full bag.

PICKFORD
A sample of the goods?
FINK
cool...

He takes a hit and passes it back.

PICKFORD
Fifteen bucks...

As Pink hands over gome cash, there's a sudden knock at the door. He panics, quickly handing the joint back to Pickford, who tries to remain calm as he quietly but quickly starts putting everything away.

PICKFORD
Who is it?

PICKFORD’S MOM (0.S.} Keith, I think you nead to come out ere.

PICKFORD
What is it?

{CONTINUED }

CONTINUED :

PICKFORD'S MCM ;0.5S.) There's someone here thac says he needs to talk to you.

PICKFORD
what about? whois it?

He finishes putcing everything away and even gives a lictle quick Spray Of gome air freshener. Then chere's a loud knock at the door and his facher's voice rings out.

PICKFORD’S DAD {0.5.) Keith! Open the door.

Pickford pulls out the ice pick lock and opens the door. At che last minuc@ Pink remembers he has a bag of pot in his hand and stuffs ic down che frone of his pancs.

PICKFORD
Who's out there?:

PICKFORD’S DAD, a rather large man semi-fasnhionably dressed in a leisure suit type outfit, steps into the room.

PICKFORD’S DAD Did you order some kegs of beer?

Suppressing a panic, Pickford walks over to his window and looks out.

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EXT: PICKFORD’S HOUSE - DAY

source 35

We see Pickford’s P.O.V. out the window. There is a guy unloading kegs from his Liquor truck.

PICKFORD
(under his breath)
Mother fucker... {co father) That guy said I had something to do with those kegs?
35

EXT: PICKFORD‘’S HOUSE -: DAY

source 36

Outside, Pickford walks right yp to him. Oblivious co the Situation, the delivery guy pulls cut some paperwork.

DELIVERY GUY
Are you the right Mr. Pickford?

Pickford is so angry he is practically chewing his Ceeth.

OO

CONTINUED :

PICKFORD
(low voice} aren't you a little early?

The dei:very guy looks at the paperwork.

DELIVERY GUY
Oh, hour and a half aarly. I'm trying-to get off early today so I chought I‘d swing by and see if anyone was here.

Pickford glances around and notices his parencs are now watching their inceraction.

PICKFORD ; .. 56, I guess you got the wrong . house...

The Delivery guy finally catches on when Pickford motions with his eyes to his parents.

DELIVERY GUY
Yeah, okay. Sorry for the inconvenience. Wrong Mr. Pickford altogether...

He starts loading the kegs back up and Pickford walks up the driveway .

PICKFORD’S DAD {serious} Were you going cto have a party here tonight, son?

PICKFORD
No. I don't know WHAT chac was all about. PICKFORD’S DAD
(to Pink)
Do you know anything about a party here?
PINK
I haven't heard anything...

His father looks at both of the young men fer an extended moment and then over at che kegs being loaded up. He looks back at them and then makes a decision, shaking his head.

PICKFORD’S DAD Start unpacking - we're not going chis weekend.

CONTINUED: (2) He walks away.

PICKFORD‘S MOM Frank!

Pickford sees chere is little he can do at this pointe and 7 stands there, practically in shock. P Juse

PICKFORD
{low voice) I can’t believe what jusc happened...
PINK
Bummer. Let's cruise.

SERIES OF SHOTS

As the sun goes down and the music cranks up, we see various early evening accivicy:

A) The lights going on at the Sonic drive-thru as a car cruises through.

B) The lights going on ac the baseball fields where games are being played. Mitch is pitching in his game.

C} As they prepare for the evening, Jodi goes over to Shavonne and wich a pair of pliers helps zip up her almost physically impossible tight jeans.

E} O’Bannion, Benny, and Hudson popping the top on some beers as they drive around.

F} Pink, Pickford, and Slater pass a joint and watch Michelle in the process of painting the Ronald McDonald statue black, white, and red of an unspecified dasign. Pink takes off.

G) Tony setting out chips around the poker table while Mike makes a phone call and Royce straightens up portraits of Washington, Lincoln, and Kennedy that hang on Tony’s living room wall.

H) At the baseball field, seniors with their boards begin to cengregate by che dugout fence while Mitch pitches.

I} Freshman Girls #1-#4 taking turns blow drying their hair, practicing dancing, and doing tongue exercises.

J) Jodi, Kaye and Shavonne picking up Sabrina as she sits on che curb waiting.

K) Stoners #1 and #2 knocking on Pickford's door with the three foot long bong in their hand. When Pickford’s father opens the door, they look at nim, then at each other, and practically sprint away.

o . 41. , 38 ExT: BASEBALL FIELD - NIGHT

Tommy, Che caccher, approaches tne mound co talk co Mitch who looks past the dugout and sees the intimidating line of seniors lined up with their boards,

TOMMY
Hey, don't worry about those guys,.. Let's juse get this last 7 guy out. } i MITCH ; Yeah, easy for your ass to say. ' TOMMY There's nothing you can do abouc ac. - MITCH How'd they all know I was going to ht be here? a TOMMY . Hey, forgat them. You're pitching a good game. { joking) ; - Just cause you're not golng to be

able to sit down the rese of che summer, don‘t let it affect your | concentration.

| | MITCH i Up yours... |

| Tommy smiles and runs back to che plate while Carl, che | shortstop, comes to the mound. CARL Hey Mitch. Can you do the rest of

+; us a favor and leave through the J , gate in center field. Thac will draw tham all out there and che

reset of us can get away. [I mean,

they’ re going to get you anyway.

MITCH
Get out of here.
CARL
But if you survive, try co make it | to the party, okay? Then I think we're all camping out behind Tommy’s house.

fo O’BANNION yy , Hey Kerr! Quit stalling!

{CONTINUED}

' 39

CONTINUED :

BENNY
Hope you got more chan a jock strap on under your uniform, Kerr!

Tommy runs back to his posicion and Mitch winds up and pitches. Strike two.

0’ BANNION Don't choke now, Kerr! If you don't get chis guy out we're really going to wear you out!

Mitch chrows strike three to end the game. amidst che hoopla, he just stands chere not knowing where to go. Eventually he gets :s the line where the two teams walk down a row telling each other “good gama* but glances over at the group of seniors who are now shadowing him. After his last *good game,* in which one of the ‘guyS on the other team says ‘good luck,* he picks up his stuff near the dugout, barely looks around, and then slowly walks toward the center field gate. The seniors quickly head that way.

36

EXT: BASEBALL FIELD - NIGHT

source 37

Later, past the centerfield‘ fence, the seniors are Like a group of wild animals feeding. They cake turns giving Mitch licks as he leans against a car. When they are through, they get in cheir cars and trucks and cake off.

Pink walks up as the last guy, Hudson, is giving Mitch licks.

HUDSON
You next, Plnk?
PINK
Yeah.

He borrows Hudson's board and stands behind Mitch, who looks up at Pink wondering if he’s going to bust him. His eyes ara completely red and watery.

HUDSON
Hey you heard Pickford‘s party got busted.., PINK Yeah. “HUDSON

Total rip-off, man. His old man found out. Someone narc’ed.

Pink pulls the board back all the way Like he is going to hit Mitch hard but bluffs and stops an inch from his rear end.

He then gives him the si:shcesce tap and hands the board back -o H Hudson. HUDSON Sut hey man, we got a coupla sixers and a few dubes... you with us? PINK I‘li prebably cateh up with you later. HULCSON

Later, man. Hudson cakes off to catch up wich che others.

PINK
Hey man, you need a ride?

Mitch seems surprised at his friendliness and then looks around

a bic.

MITCH
Yeah, I chink averyone left me.

He wipes his nose and eyes on his sleeve and is still holding

back tears.

37

INT: FLOYD'S TRUCK ~ NIGHT

source 38

A litele later, Pink and Mitch are driving along.

PINK
...L. ramember they caught my ass after Baseball practice. Actually, it's best to get a lot at one time. After about 10, your burt gets so

numb you might as well get it over with.

MITCH
Yean...
PINK .
I had some cool seniors, though. They'd bust the hell out of you then take you out, get you drunk... stuff like thac.
MITCH
Cool.

{CONTINUED}

PINK
Since che party isn't happening, me and some other guys will probably end up riding around. Want us to cruise by and get you?
MITCH
Think ic’s safe?
PINK
Yeah, should be. After you get it bad, even the guys that haven'c busted you yet will give you a few days. it'd be a cool move to go out and let ‘am know it doesn’t bother you that much,
38

EXT: MITCH‘S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 39

They pull up cto Mitch’s house where he gets out,

PINK
Be by in an hour and @ half or SO... .
MITCH
Cool. Thanks for the ride, man. PINK

Sure. Hey, put some ice on ict for about an hour. Afcer that it’ll be

nothing a few beers can't take care of.

Pink speeds off.

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INT: MAIN ORAG - NIGHT

source 40

Inside Jodi‘s car, the girls are jammin' to che Isley Brother's "Fight the Power.* Jodi is driving and checking out everyone they drive past. Kaye is in the passenger seat while Sabrina sits in che back just kind of checking everything out. A carload of girls, driven by Julie, pulls up beside them,

JULIE
{to Kaye and Jodi) Did you guys know che party was cancelled?
KAYE
Yeah.

4s.

JULIE
Nobody told us anything! we rust

went by there and his facher yelied ¥ ac ug.

They drive away and are soon replaced by a carload of guys, PAR GUY #1, PARTY GUY #2, and an aggressive jerk we will come to how later ag CLINT. Tha driver, Parcy Guy #1, quickly checks them

out and makes extended eye conract with Sabrina before driving off.

PARTY GUY #1

I Like the one in the back seac best.

They pull away but Sabrina is perked up a bic.

SABRINA
What did he say?

Kay? and Jodi decide co give Sabrina a hard time.

JOor Who, chac gy? I_chink he said something like, °The one in the back seat looks like a dyke!‘

They boch howl with Laughter.

SABRINA
No he didn‘c!
KAYE
Yeah, you‘re right, he actually gaid: .

(mock drawl} . *Looks Like the one in the back seat could suck the chroma off a trailer hitch.’

They both shriek wich laughter again. SABRINA Yeah, that’s exactly what he said.

40

INT: TONY’S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 41

The guys are in the middle of a hand, but, as usual, are more focused on their conversation than on winning another quarter.

MIKE _ .. I’m just saying, once you’re labeled, chat’s it.

(more)

(CONTINUED }

a6.

MIKE ‘Cone'd) High school kids don’t seam to be able to comprehend multifaceted *, personalities...

__ TONY Sounds like sour grapes to me...

ROYCE
(to Mike)
So how have you been labeled?
(to Tony} Who’s play 15 it?
MIKE
Tony's.
ROYCE
Then go already.

Tony pulls out a pocket calculator and punches in some numbers before deciding to throw in a couple of chips while Mike continues.

MIKE
You know, just like Tony... the slightly wimpy, slightly nerdy type. Women are the worst when it comes to that. Ask any high school girl what qualities she looks for in a guy and she’ll say, ‘oh, that he’s intelligent, sangicive, has a good sense of humor.‘ But thac nexc day that same girl will be walking down the hall getting felrc- up some brain-dead gorilla linebacker.

Mike folds.

TONY ; The only way to compete is to start a rumor you‘re hung like a horse or something.

After Royce toases in a few chips, Tony reveals his winning hand and scoops up the poc.

MIKE
What am I even still doing here? TONY {to Mike) | Whac did Cynthia say when you talked to her earlier?

47,

CONTINUED: (2)

MIKE
She's going to come by here and we’re goLng to go by that Parcy . You guys can Stay here all aignc, play cards, and chen go home and yank it as always.
TONY
For the record, [I never said = was opposed to going out anywhere...
ROYCE
Me either...
MIKE
well then good - it’s decided.

Royce starts dealing the next hand.

ROYCE
Five card drool.
(to Mike)
Your brief derogatory allusion to masturbation made me remember a thought I had the other day in reference to that subject.

Tony and Mike lower their cards and look around at each other like *‘thia should be interesting.”

ROYCE
Isn‘t it funny how everybody does it bute if someone happens co catch you...

Mike and Tony exchange glances as if Royce speaks from personal experience. ;

ROYCE
(continuing)
-you get created like some kind of Sicko.
TONY
But it’s like practice for the real world. The same principle ig at work in polities..
MIKE
Policics is the real world?

eb

“a4

CONTINUED: (3)

TONY

{continuing) ..-For example, all che stuff Kennedy did was okay because he didn’t geet caught. burt Tricky-Dick got nabbed and they made him pay or it.

Royce and Mike kind of look at Tony like they're wondering which Side he’s on.

TONY
Not that I minded him paying for it, of course. [In face, I gotta go Cake a Nixon right now.

He gets up from tha table and walks to the bathroom.

41

EXT: MITCH'S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 42

Reving up in front of Mitch’s house is a jacked-up Nova driven by BOBBY WOODERSON. Slater sits in the passenger seat and Pink is in the back seat. The car honks a few times impatiently before Mitch appears and heada toward the car.

42

INT WOODERSON‘S CAR - NIGHT

source 43

Mitch hops in the back seat of the car and they get going. MITCH {to Pink) Whose wheels?

PINK
You know Bobby?
WOODERSON
(to Mitch)
Hey man.

_ MITCH How’s it going?

Already seemingly atoned, Slater turns to Mitch.

SLATER i. Say man, you got a joint?

Mitch looks over at Pink and then back ac Slater.

MITCH
Nahhn. Not on ma.

a a nd

ee eS

4?

CONTINUED :

SLATER
It’d be A LOT cooler if you did.
43

EXT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

source 44

They pull up into the Emporium parking lot and all gee cut.

SLATER
...That stoner Pickford’s in there. I KNOW he's got some weed.

Mitch looks a bit in awe of the whole setting as they walk up to the door.

MITCH
’ Sure [f’m safe in this place?
PINK
It‘ll be fine, just play it cool if anybody starts messin’ with you.

INT; EMPORIUM ~ NIGHT .

They walk in the Emporium at the apex of the night's activity. Every pool table and the all rows of foosball tables are occupied as Dylan’s “Hurricane” rages on the multi-speaker stereo jukebox. Everyone else is milling around talking or watching others play but continually looking around to see who's coming and going. Much of the room's focus is on the main table where ELVIS SPIVEY is playing. Woodersgon heads over co Elvis’ cable while Pink and Mitch follow Slater over to the foosball table where Pickford is playing and several others, including Michelle, are hanging out. Pickford slams home a ‘pull shot’ and chen looks up from the table with a confident, cocky attitude.

PICKFORD
Slater, Pink, happnin’?
SLATER
Prickford... You winnin’?

__ PICKFORD Am I winnin’'? You know better than to ask me such a question...

He pops the ball back into play and almost immediately banks a shot in for a score.

PICKFORD
(continuing) | Toyin’ wich che chillren...

(CONTINUED }

- -_—-

CONTINUED :

SLATER
Bummer about your party...
PICKFORD
What can I say? Much abuse. I[t‘s beyond me - the delivery guy bricked. Dead issue. So where you boys comin‘ from?
PINK
Ridin’ around with Wooderson.
SLATER
Say man, f= waa hopin’ to score a dube or two from you.

He pucs che ball into play.

PICKFORD.
After I school this boy, I’ll be ready to take a reefer break myself...

He cockily swats the ball back and forth all over the table between his various men and then does a goalie “toa shot* the

length of the table for the score.

PICKFORD .
I amaze myself sometimes on this table. . {eo Pink)

Hey man, you need to see the finished product.

{to Slater and Michelle) Let’s go drive it around front.

Pickford and Slater head outside while Pink and Mitch lag behind

because Pink stops briefly to talk to Julie.

PINK
Julie...
JULIE
Hey...
PINK
(gestures)

You know Mitch?

JULIE

Oh yeah, I just heard about you. Are you all right?

a3

CONTINUED: (2}

MITCH
Yeah. Whac kind o€ scuff did you . hear? . JULIE You know... usual repores. MITCH Geeze. JULIE

Well, I’m in che process of making my way across the room so maybe I’ll sea you guys Later.

‘ PINK All right. Later.

MITCH
Bye.

She gives Mitch a sore of double-cake as she walks away. Mitch watches her walk across the room and then interace wich a group of older guys. As Mitch and Pink stare gravitating toward the front door, she looks over at him again. Pink stops at the pool cable where Don is in 4 game and gestures for him to come outside.

44

EXT: EMPORIUM PARKING LOT - NIGHT

source 45

Pickford, Slater, and Michelle drive the truck into che parking lot. A large object covered with the tarp rides in the bed of the truck. Pickford pulls right up front and then turns so as to best display the contents in tha back to the people standing around. Everyone's curiosity is piqued as Pickford gets out of the truck and hops in the back for the unveiling.

PICKFORD
You guys ready?

The crowd responds favorably and at the right moment, he and Slater jerk away the tarp. Unveiled is the Ronald McDonald statue recently transformed into Gene Simmons of KISS with the properly painted face, black outfit and menacing grin. Everyone howls in approval. They soon get out of the truck and mix into the crowd,

While Mitch kind of stands against the wall, Slater, Pickford, and Pink are sitting on the hood of Pickford’s car. Don walks over to Pink.

DON
Who painted that?

(CONTINUED }

48 CONTINUED:

PINK
Michelle, mostly. te DON cool.
(a beac}

Oh hey man, they're onto us.

Someone was Listening to the police band and said they heard che cops are lookin’ for Ronald.

PINK
Really? Shit.

; DON Yeah, they said that it was two

‘ young Caucasian males in a pick-up truck.

PINK .
Somebody must have ripped ug off.

Slater looks over at Don.

_ SLATER Hey, Pickford’s got a dube we're about to go burn...You with us?

DON
Ten- four on burning gome weed.

{to Pickford) You driving?

PICKFORD
I reckon...

They' start to get in the car as Slater looks over at Mitch.

SLATER
You cool, man?

Mitch doesn't quite know what he’s getting at.

MITCH
Like how? SLATER Man, are you cool? MITCH

I guess so...

Slater hops off the car and goes over co the others while Pink walks over to Mitch.

{CONTINUED }

48 CONTINUED: (2)

_ PINK , He was just asking if you gee high. : MITCH Like smoke pot? PINK MITCH {a bear) I never have... but...

Don and Slater stare to pile into Pickford’s car. Pickford

\ \ Oh. t | kisses Michelle goodbye before she walks toward the Emporium.

PINK
(toe Mitcn)
| It‘s no big deal, really: You ' usually don‘t even get high the ; first few times. I. PICKFORD. a Pink, you with us? \ } PINK h

I think If‘ll hang here for a bit. Catch up with you later.

PICKFORD
i whatever, man. i (to others)

. Let's rock and roll...

Pink and Mitch head back inside. Pickford gets behind che wheel \ but Slacer suddenly ramembers something.

SLATER
Oh hey, wait up.

He quickly runs back over to Wooderson's car, reaches into his tape box, and pulls out ZZ Top's *Fandango!* As he walks back across the parking lot, wea hear the live introduction to the \ firat song on the album, ‘Thunderbird.

SERIES OF SHOTS

A) We see che 8-track tape in the deck and as we hear the words:

ZZ TOP
om “Get high everybody get high. Get

high everybody get high. Get high everybody get high. {more}

{CONTINUED}

° 49

CONTINUED: (3)

ZZ TOP {Canc'd) Gee high everybody get high. Have you heard? What’s the word? Iss Thunderbird...”

B) The same guys riding around, taking hits from che joint.

C) Mitch standing next to Pink and Wooderson watching a pool game. He takes a big gulp of beer noc far froma sign chat says “Te is illegal for minors under che age of 18 to consume alcohol on these premises.’

D) Jodi, Kaye, and Sabrina at the Sonic. As Jodi spikes their cokes wath some rum, Shavonne gets out of another car and gets in Wit them.

£) Tony winning a big hand at the poker table.

45

EXT: MAIN DRAG - NIGHT

source 46

When we return to the car with Pickford, Oon, and Slacer, they are engaged in a high-speed game of *cat and mouse* with a carload of girls. They dart, in and around other cars and dangerously weave in and out of traffic just to keep up with or lose the other car.

DON
Let's cruise by the 8th grade party, wa might get a sitting duck Or two.

Ac a traffic light, they see they are next cto Shavonne, Sabrina, Jodi, and Kaye.

Hey man, coll down your window. Watch me catch a quick rap.

{te girls)

Hey, what's happnin'?

SHAVONNE
What are you guys up to?
SLATER
Oh, a liccle weed...
JODI
We heard there might be a beer-bust later.

PICKFORD

Cool. The light changes. {CONTINUED}

$s.

SHAVCONNE
Well, I guess we‘ll seé you guys one place or che ocher.
SLATER
Check YOU later.

DON

Later.

{te Siater) Why area you always such a fuckin' dork?

{imitating him) See YOU lacer. They don’t want te hear chat shic.

SLATER
Well chey don’t want to hear anything, man - all the women our age are little prudes, anyway. Ie's like they all got together and Said ‘let's forget our biclogical urges.” Just to spite us. The women in the classes ahead of us were wild. Our class - worthless. I bat other high schools aren‘t this bad...
PICKFORD
Sounds like somebody hasn‘t gotten past the sniffin‘’ butt stage lately.
SLATER
I‘m telling you man, I can't wait to get to college.
DON . .
I‘m gonna stay gettin’ it.
PICKFORD
Really. Walker said in their dorm room they got this list of girls they can call up at any time and they'll come over and fuck.

The guys become almost giddy at the thought.

46

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

source 50

As they. approach the party, they pull up next to O’Bannion’s car where he. Benny, and Hudson are already staking it out.

(CONTINUED }

CONTINUED : DON Hey man, any Luck? 0’ BANNION They gotta come out sometime. DON Really. BENNY

Dollar! Got a beer over here with your name on ic.

DON
I might hop in with them for a while. . PICKFORD Lacer.

Don gets out. walks over, and gets in with chem ag Slater and Pickford drive away.

47

EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

source 48

Pickford pulls pasc rather slowly. Two younger boys, SMARTASS #1 and #2, Sit on the sidewalk smoking a cigarettra.

PICKFORD
What grade you boys in?

SMARTASS #1 8th.

SMARTASS $2— _ {correcting him) GOing into 8th.

PICKFORD
_ finginuating) There wouldn't ba any 8th graders going into 9th inside now would there?

The smart-asses they are finally emerge. #1 slowly takas the

cigarette from #2, takes a drag, and then calmly flicks the ashes off.

SMARTASS #1 I don’t know, it‘s not our day to keep up with then...

At this, Pickford jumps out of the car and runs around co the two boys. He has a board with him.

S7.

48

INT: REC. CENTER - NIGHT

source 49

Carl and Tommy are looking at che goings on outside.

CARL
Shit - we're surrounded.

; TOMMY Right after they leave might be a good time to get out of here. You ready to go?

They look back outside as Pickford, after making a seemingly friendly gesture of putting a hand on each of the boys shoulders, suddenly knocks their heads together. He hops back in the car and peels out.

CARL
‘ Let‘s get outta here.
TOMMY
Where's loverboy?

They walk back through the party where the dance floor is filled with junior high kids who've been dancing very slow to Olivia Newton John's ‘I Honestly Love You." The song changes to Bread's *Make It With You’ and most of the dancers simply resume their dancing in che same “hugging’ fashion. Not. seeing their friend, they walk back co an adjacent room chat is filled with piles of kids making out.

TOMMY
Hey Hirsh! Wherever the hell you are...

Hirsh and Freshman Girl #2 look up.

HIRSH
What?
TOMMY
Let's go, man.

Hirsh slowly gets up and walks over to them and calks in a low tone 3o she can‘t hear.

HIRSH
Why do we have te go now? ['m juse getting started...
TOMMY
‘Cause they're looking for our asses. They're circling the place like buzzards but they just left. te might be our best ahot at making it out of here alive.

{CONTINUED )

Co . Sa. 52 CONTINUED:

CARL
Plus ic‘s time to ditch this place anyway .
HIRSH
“ell maybe I'M having a good time...
CARL
Well then maybe YOU aren't camping out with us later.

| 53 EXT: JUNIOR HIGH PARTY - NIGHT

Tommy, Carl, and Hirsh get to the frone door and cautiously look |: gu. They slowly walk past the chaperone who's wacching che cor.

CHAPERONE
Tf£ you leave you can’t come back...

CARL

Jen Good. ee TOMMY

We're never coming back.

HIRSH
Man, I had my hand up her shire - I was getting there.
CARL
Getting there? ‘ ‘ {to Tommy) . You hear that? He was “getting there’.
(to Hirsh)
Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you did ‘get there‘ a

so don't worry about it. HIRSH _ ' Just ‘cause you guys were striking out. TOMMY

Grow up. boy. That was our last junior high party We're freshmen e

now. We're in the big time... (smiles) — Where all the girls put out. Your — days of lying around pulling tongue

o all night are over.

49

EXT: SACK STREET - NIGHT

source 50

As chey turn the corner and continue walking down the street :hey notice they are being trailed in che distance by a car with ics lights off. They say nothing but glance nervously at each other.

Suddenty the Lights come on and she car is after them.

CARL
Shit...
TOMMY
Scatter!

They take off in separate directions. The car happens co follow in Hirsh‘s direction before O’Bannion jumps our and physical!y runs him down.

O’ BANNTION Where you runnin‘ to boy? We ain‘t gonna hurt you... Tell you whac, you just grab onto chac fence and start counting the stars. You might be seaing some new ones up there pretty quick...

He laughs sadiscically. Still nervous, but resigned co his fate, Hirsh does as he says. He bends over a little and O’Bannion gives him the first big whack. Act a safe distance, Carl and Tommy watch Hirsh gec busted.

CARL
{low voice) Bastards...

Hirsh continues to get busted in the distance.

50

EXT: BACK STREET - NIGHT

source 51

Riding around, Jodi, Shavonne, Kaye and Sabrina stop by where Hirsh is getting it.

JODI
Take it easy on the boy why don't ya...

Don comes over to the car as Jodi and Shavonne get out of the car.

DON
Ladies...

' JODI Hey. Who's this one?

- -—

—=

DON

Adam Hirsh... caught him coming out of the junior high party.

O'Bannion, finally through with Hirsh, starts toward the car. As Hirsh Degins to walk away all the wnile re-adjusting his underwear, O‘Bannion grabs a beer and tosses it to him.

O'‘ BANNION Hey punk, have another present!

Hirsh catches it, and keeps walking, slowly and painfully, taking short breaths and trying not to cry too much.

QO’ BANNION This fuckin' sucks! Lasc fuckin' day of school and no party, no fuckin’ nochin.'

SHAVONNE

You guys goc any more beer? DON Thac’s the ONE thing thac IS going

on.

Don walks over to the car, opens the trunk which is basically one large ice chest, and pulls out several beers. He hands a beer to each of the girls. He doesn’t recognize Sabrina but gives her a flircacious smile as he hands her a beer.

DON
Hey. _ SABRINA {smiles} Hl.

An anonymous car speeds by.

VOICE FROM CAR
Fuck her, I did!

They peel out as O’Bannion almost instantaneously takea a step toward them and grabs his crotch.

©’ BANNION Suck me! .

51

INT: TONY'S CAR IN SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

source 52

In Tony's dad‘s car, Cynthia has joinad che poker crowd aga they

drive around. They don’t say much at first.

——- = ——_——_ Fe

—- =

ROYCE
{to Cynthia) Fairly uneventful, huh?
ROYCE
(to Tony, continuing)
Tell her your theory about -how President Ford's old football head injuries are effeccing the economy.
TONY
Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission?
MIKE
Okay, I have a confession to make. You know how for the last year or go I talked about going to law school so I could be an A.C.L.U. lawyer or ba in a position where I could help people who are getting fucked over? Well, as I was standing in line act che post office after school yesterday, the sudden realization hit me that I don‘t want to do that. I mean it sounds good, but I really have to confront the fact that I don't much like the people I've heen talking about helping in the future. I don't think I like people very much, eriod. I mean you guys are okay, ut I'm just trying to be honest about being a misganthrope.

Royce kind of rolis his eyes.

TONY
{co the others} I think I gotta go take another Nixon.
ROYCE
Up here anywhere.

The car pulls up near a black nightclub called ‘Elizabeth‘s Soul

TONY
I can’t believe your bailing out on us, Royce. Just think of how you could be cruising around endlessly all night from the Sonic to the Emporium back to the Sonic and then to the Emporium.

} 4

CONTINUED: {2)

CYNTHTA
Okay, we get the poinc.
TONY
{sarcastic} Or maybe we’ll catch some freshman and bust them with our paddles.

: ROYCE A little too WASPy for my caste. {smiles} Drop me off here, man. Tony keeps driving and is soon right in front of the club. The guys milling around in front check ouc this car of white people. Royce ducks down a little.

ROYCE
Shit, Pull up farther. Tony finally snaps to Royce’s dilemma and pulls up a ways.
TONY
Oh... . s

Royce is a bit amused at all this by the time he gets out of the car.

ROYCE
What are you trying to do, get me killed?

He walks away toward che club.

52

EXT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

source 53

Jodi, Sabrina, Shavonne and Kaye are standing outside talking.

JODI
{to Shavonne) ...L’m not at all surprised you have 4 crush on Don. He‘s an idiot.
(to others)
You know what he did in clasa the other day? The teacher handed back che finals... He always has this system where he cheats off the person next to him and pays them five dollars if he makes an A, four dollars for a B, three dollars for ac, you know. Well, he gets back his tast and he had made a D. {more}

Cn ; 63.

' $7 CONTINUED:

7 JONI (Cone ' a}

' He was so mad at the che guy he had t cheated off of. He said:

(imitating him , why didn'c you cell me you were stupid?

They all laugh.

1 JOOI sy Can you believe we're seniors?

| KAYE ; Not at all. Even during the

‘ freshmanizing this afternoon. [ft 1 Gidn'c feel right.

JODI
| Yeah, like we were imposters or 1 something.

Kaye leans on che wall.

KAYE .
oa Ie‘s like, our seniors - now THEY \ were seniors. Nina, Dralane, Kim Cook... that was the real ching. Us, I don’e know about.

| JODI

| Really. It feels to me like we bo, just graduated from junior high. i

Toe KAYE

| It was at the senior’s graduation the other night, seeing them all in

t a bunch... this weird panic passed

over me. I thought of just this.

1! town, then all the high schoola in

. the state, then the whole country.

Millions of us chat will graduate

| next year and chen be flooded into

i colleges and then the real world.

{4 It’s like they’1l be too many of

: us. At gome point it can't grow

' anymore, it just goes bust. And

' then there won't be room for any of us. JODT ; I always wonder what other kids around che country our age are a doing or what they're like.

CONTINUED: (2)

SHAVCNNE
Or do you ever think Like, what‘s the guy I’m going to marry doing righe now?
KAYE
{to Shavenne) The guy you're going to marry is probably just going inte prison.
SHAVONNE
Right.

A Trans Am pulls up.

SHAVONNE
\ Oh, chat's that guy Stacy's been talking about. He's like 26 or something. Her mom doesn't know anything about it.
JODI
She says chey'’ve been working up to it lately...

STACY WOODWARD kisses the OLDER GUY goodbye and gets out of his

car. He checks out the pack of girls before driving off. Stacy walks over to them with 4 big grin on her face.

SHAVONNE
You did it! IZ can cell! You lose it, you litcle slut...

Giddy with excitement, they all laugh as she kind of hugs Shavonne.

STACY
I can't believe it... I‘11 remember the last two hours of my life forever.
SHAVONNE
Two hours? Dees that include a step at the Sonic?
JODI
{low voice) What was ic like?
STACY
(smiling) — I don‘t know, kinda hurt a litecle...

CONTINUED: (3)

SHAVCNNE
What was IT Like?
STACY
Kinda big.

They all let out a bit of a shrill.

STACY
{continuing} I think he said we're going to do it again next week.

Wooderson, Pink, and Mitch walk oue of the Emporium. JOOI ‘ Hey Pink, you heard anything more abouc a beer-bust? Pink gesturags to Woodergon.

PINK
Talk to this man here.
WOODERSON
Patience, people, patience,

Wooderson keeps walking while Mitch gravitates over to Sabrina.

SABRINA
What are you doing here? MITCH

I was going to ask you che same thing. .

They both kind of chuckle at their sudden cool status of hanging out with the older crowd.

SABRINA

T heard you got busced... MITCH SABRINA

Tney just got Adam, toa. ‘MITCH

Really? How bad? SABRINA

Bad.

(CONTINUED }

$7

CONTINUED: {4}

MITCE
Man. So what nave you guys been doing?

SABRINA

Just riding around, moscly. I didn‘t realize chat it’s Jodi that’s your big sister.

MITCH
Uh, yeah... Jodi comes walking over. JODI You guys talking about me over here?
(co Mitch)
So I heard they got you. MITCH Uh, yeah. JODI

I can’t believe it - I asked them to take it easy on you.

MITCH
Great - no wonder.

STREET ~ NIGHT

Hirsh, Tommy and Carl walk down a dark street with a few bucketa full of stuff. :

CARL
ito Tommy) ...Face it, boy. you hadn’t had pussy since pussy had you.
TOMMY
Yeah, right. {imatating Hirsh) Well I had my hand up 4 girl’s shirt once... I was really ‘gettin’ there!*

Carl and Tommy laugh.

. | HIRSH .

Kissa my butt, Lawson. I wish I still was at that party instead of listening to your stupid strategy that got me busted.

{CONTINUED}

5a

So

$7.

CONTINUED :

CARL
You got busted because you couldn’t get away.

Cari reaches down and picks up a large empty Jack Daniels botrle.

HIRSH
You ery to cut-run O’Bannion. ['m going to be laughing my ass of€ when it's your turn - when he’s bustin’ your ass.

TO IT heard lasc year, when they caughc about ten freshmen act one cime, O‘Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made ‘em eat ict.

HIRSH
I mean, that’s bullshit, right? The idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years ina row? Is that legal?

Carl suddenly tosses the bottle straight up in the air above them. They all look at each ocher for an extended momenc and then cake off running.

TOMMY
Goddamn you Surns!

The bottle comes crashing down right behind them.

53

EXT: EMPORIUM PARKING LOT - NIGHT

source 54

O'Bannion‘s truck drives up at the Emporium and lets Don out. He walks over to where Wooderson is leaning on a wall drinking a beer while the rest of the guys, Pickford, Pink, Slater, and Mitch are all hanging out near Pickford‘s car a few feet away. Don walks up to Wooderson.

DON
Woodergon, boy. TI haven’t geen you in a while. Whatcha been up to?
WOODERSON
Same old ahict... Workin' for the city. Been chinking about gettin’ back in school.

DON: Back to the J.c.?

(CONTINUED}

AQODERSON
Maybe. Thac's where all che girls are. {a beac)

But on the ocher hand I really juse as soon be workin' and makin' money than spending it listening co some arpenic thac doesn't know what che hell he's talking abouc. At least you got some change in your pocket.

DON
Really... WOODERSON {to Mitch) ; You're a@ freshman, right? MITCH Yeah. WOODER SON Who are the finest girls your age? DON

Wooderson boy, you’re going to end up in jail.

The others laugh 4 bit and Weodergon goes along.

WOODERSON
Thac'a what's so great about high school girls: I get older buc they stay the same age.
PICKFORD
{to Pink) Hey Pink, you haven’c seen ‘em yet.

He opens the door, sits down, and cranks up his stereo,

PICKFORD
I just got these new Craig Powerplays... quad.
PINK
Bad-ass.

PICKFORD ; Anyone up for another spin?

PINK
Sure.

Don quickly decides he’s ready Co go.

CONTINUED: (2)

DON
Shetgun... PINK
(co Mitch!)
What do you think? MITCH

Yeah, whac the hell.

As Don goes to get in the passenger side door, he finds Slacer momentarily sitting in his geact.

DON
Someone's gonna have to be Larering my seat, man.
SLATER
I'm going back inside, man. don't worry.

WOODERSON

Yeah. ma too. You boys have fun.

They walk to the Emporium door while the guys start to climb in Pickford’s car. He revs it up while Pink and Mitch gece in che back. Mitch is a bit squeezed at first because there is a bowling ball in his seat. He holds ict up and inquires.

MITCH
Whose is this?
PICKFORD
I don’t know. It was in the car when I first got it.

Pickford... you driving in to get Aerosmith tickets tomorrow morning?

PICKFORD
Unless I end up getting so waisted conighe f£ can't.
PINK
If you do, can you get m@ two tickets? Pink hands Pickford thirty dollars. PICKFORD This should buy me a bag of Colombian.

70,

CONTINUED: [(3)

PINK
Yeah righc.
54

EXT: SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD- NIGHT

source 55

They pass around the joint and a few beers as they tam to 22 Top. Mitch takes his firse puffs without much fanfare. From che passenger seat, Don mischievously motions Pickford cro pull over.

DON
Hey, pull up to these crash cans.

The car slows down and pulls over next to a few crash cans that are sitting on the corner of somebody’s front yard. Don leans far out the window and picks up a big metal can.

DON
Stay near chis side and gun it.

The car creeps along for a little while then peels out. Ac cop speed, Don releases the trash can and it completely obliterates a mailbox chat was in a frone yard. The sheer visceral chrill 3£ it all has the carload in an excited state.

PICKFORD
Whocaah: Man!

: PINK Shit-yeah!

Almost immediately, Pink rolls the back window down and leans out.

PINK
Let's get one of those over there.

The car pulls over and he grabs an old beat-up metal trash can.

PINK
Floor chac motherfucker!

The car races off. He catches a large wooden designer-cype mailbox dead~on. They whoop it up even more.

DON
Awwright!

“PICKFORD Heeeyuuuu!

DON
(to Mitch) ; You should throw that bowling ball out = .

(CONTINUED }

—_— eee ee

MITCH
Think?
PICKFORD
Yeah, lose it. It doesn’c fic anyone’s hand, anyway.

Mitch grabs the ball and apprehensively leans ouc the window.

MITCH

okay.

Pickford floors the accelerator and the car is flying. Not ceally aiming act anything, Mitch tosses the ball into che air.

In a slow motion shot, the ball crashes through the windshield of a car parked on the street. The guys seem more shocked than

thrilled at first ~ perhaps at the sheer extent of the property ‘damage.

PINK
Shit man... someone's car.

Mitch looks back at the broken windshield with a mixture of fear

and shame. The others start enjoying ic when it becomes apparenc chey’ve gotten away. .

DON
Aww, fuck ‘am anyway.
PICKFORD
Man, chat howling ball said “hooff* co that damn windshield.
PINK
Some poor slob’s going to come out co his car tomorrow morning, on his way to work and...

They all start howling.

DON
Strike!

More laughter. Having officially copped all of chem, Mitch goes along with the victory celebration.

DON
Hey man, we're out of beer. We need a Quick and Easy stop.
55

EXT: QUICK & EASY ~ NIGHT

source 56

The car pulls into the parking loc.

» 61

—_- =

72,

DON
We're also ouc of cash. Hey, pull up over there, heading ouc chat

way. PICKFORD

What, you’re going to sreal ic? DON

I got it all staked out. [r'l! be easy. I just need someone to be look-out.

PICKFORD
Oh come on man. you're gonna get us in trouble.
DON
{to Mitch)

C'mon. TI need you to stand by the door.

(to Pickford) Have it runnin’ and ready to go. Mitch hesitates a bit but is’ soon walking wich Den up to the store,

56

EXT: QUICK & EASY - NIGHT

source 57

Don and Mitch get up near the store.

MITCH
I don’t know about all this, man. DON Just gtand up here and act like a look-out.
(whispers)

I'm really going to pay for it bue let’s fuck with them.

Mitch grins briefly and then tries to act serious ag Don enters the store. He looks back at Pickford backing the car up and then back inside at how Don is doing. He sees Don bolting for the

front door. He pulls the door open and then they sprint to the waiting car.

DON
(to Mitch) . Hurry up man! Get in!

But just as they hop in the car, a middle-aged guy walks up to the driver’s side and points a pistol at Pickford’s head.

(CONTINUED }

PISTCL GUY

Don't move or I'll shoor the shic out of ya!

Pickford doesn't know what to be more panicked abouc, the gun ar Ris head or the robbery in progress.

PICKFORD
{to Don) Don, give the beer back...
DON
Don't worry about the beer, man, I really paid for it.

Pickford flashes him a quick quizzical look that soon turns into a panic once more.

PISTOL GUY
You busted my mailbox, didn’ya?
PICKFORD
T don’t know what you're talking about man, bute... -
PISTOL GUY
Tamperin’ with mailboxes is a felony offense. I done called the po-lica. I think you boys need to get out of the car, nice and slow.
PICKFORD
{to others) . Mhadda we do?
PISTOL GUY
I said get the fuck cut of the car... now!

Don has get che beer near the gear shift in such a way that it

‘can‘t be seen by the guy with the gun. He slowly is shifting the

car into gear.

PICKFORD
(reasoning)
What, you're going to shoot us for something YOU think we did?
PISTOL GUY
I don'e chink, ~ know. I seen you.

CONTINUED: (2)

PSCKFORD

; (reasoning) Sir, I'm still noe quite sure what you're talking about bue you had cetter put that gun away before you

ec in some big trouble. There’s

aws against this kind of behavior you know.

PISTOL GUY
I got witnesses. When che po-lice

get here we'll just let chem figure ac all ouc.

The tension has built to a peak.

. PINK tunder Ais breach} Just go man, before the cops show. What's he gonna do, shoot us?

PICKFORD

No, he's going to shooc ME,

{to Pistol) It's like this: the smart money Says you probably won't murder - and it would be murder - someone over an alleged tampered-with mailbox... :

Don suddenly pulls Pickford down at the same time he stomps on top of his foot.

Duck! men

They. all duck as the car peels out. As Pickford regains the wheel, che guy shoots in their direction.

MITCH
Motherfucker’s shooting at us!
BON
Go! Loge chat son-of-a-bitch!

The car turns at a corner and hauls.

57

INT: SUBURBAN NEIGBORHOOD - NIGHT

source 58

Tony, Mike and Cynthia are riding around. MIKE (sarcastic voice) I need mea ah brewski...

a 75, 63 CONTINUED:

TONY
Neeeell..,

* CYNTHIA Actually, my next door neighbor has a refrigerator full of beer. And his garage is always wide open.

MIKE
Hitorgn .
CYNTHIA
I’ve always wanted to sceal some, I just have never been a big beer ! drinker. I don‘ec know, it’s the ' Casce - call me weird,

_ TONY _ quick) weird.

MIKE
Well, the crue Dionysian way would oy be to steal the beer and spend che resc of che evening drinking it. —, [I think thac’s what everyone in this car needs... some good ‘ol worthwhile visceral experience.

t . CYNTHIA Like what?

MIKE
Getting so drunk you throw up. A ' . lictle sexual activity...

Cynthia impersonates some brutish guy. CYNTHTA

You're right - I’m gonna git drunk and aither git laid or git inna

fight... l MIKE Seriously. You have to be up for t anything.

_ CYNTHIA But do you ever feel like everything we've been taught and everything we do is just at che service of our future selves.

TONY
It‘s like it‘s all preparation...
(CONTINUED }

&3

CONTINUED: {2}

CYNTHIA
Yeah, but what are we preparing ourselves for?
MIKE
Death.
TONY
Life of the party...
CYNTHIA
But chat‘s valid - if we're all going to die anyway. shouldn'c we enjoy ourselves now? I'd like to quic creating the present like some minor, insignificant preamble to something else...
58

EXT: NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 59

Soon Mike and Cynthia sneak up to the garage, go inside, and then run out with a couple of six-packsa. They hop in che car and Tony

drives away, but not before signaling his turn.

59

INT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

source 60

The guys are standing near the featured pool table where Elvis i in a big game with a hustler from out of town. Pickford is

recalling the gun incident to Wooderson and Hudson.

PICKFORD
T was inches away from gectcing my head blown off.
(points at Don)
And Evil Knieval here jusce chrows the car in gear and floors ic.
DON
{to Pickford) ; What? Did you get shot? Oid we have to wait around for the cops to bust us? No,
PICKFORD
Buc it was ME who he had the gun on, not you. Te was ME who was going to get his brains splattered.

. DON Don’t worry, if that idiot would have pulled the trigger, he would have had US co deal with.

“a - 7.

65 CONTINUED:

PINK
(amused)
That’s right, what are you complaining abouc?
WOODERSON
(to orhers} They're up to seventy-five a game...

After his turn, Elvis walks over co the pack of chem.

: OCN {co Elvis} Elvis, you takin’ this guy's money?

‘ ELVIS Workin’ on it. How ‘hout one of you going and getcing me a gixer of Schlicz.

He reaches in his pocket, pulls out a small roll of bills. peels of€ a five, and then looks over at Mitch.

(Cm ELVIS {to Mitch) Across tha street ‘ac che Quick...

He hands him the money while che others look on. Mitch hesitates a lictle ac first bue chen gets going after Elvis gives hima confidence nod before ha returns to the pool cable.

. 66 INT: QUICK & EASY - NIGHT

Mitch overcomes any nervousness and walks in with a calm, ‘ confident manner. He quickly gelects the 3ix pack out of the refrigerator and on the way Coward the register grabs a stick of beef jerky. He approaches che CLERK like he's done this 4 hundred times before.

MITCH
(to Clerk)
How's ic going conight?

He laya the beer and the beef jerky on the councer and puts the five on top of them.

CLERK
Tt'll be going a lot betcer when I get off in a couple of hours.

om —_ MITCH ; I hear chat...

— eee

78,

The clerk only chen scrucinizes Micch a ilirecle. CLERK You're eighteen, right? _ MITCH (quickly)

On yeah... just graduated. The clerk bags it up and gives him change.

CLERK .
So you off co college in che fall?
MITCH
Still not sure. [{'m working right now for the city... thinking about hanging onto the job for a while. Ie's money in my pocket...
CLERK
I near chac...

He bags up che beer and hands it to Miteh who heads for the door.

MITCH
Take it easy...
60

EXT: QUICK AND EASY - NIGHT

source 61

Mitch exits the store, takes a few steps, and chen breaks into a big grin. Just chen his 8th grade buddies call out to him from the shadows.

; TOMMY Micch!

He looks surprised to sea them and walks over near Pentico's idling car.

MITCH
What are you guys doing?
TOMMY
What's in there?

He gestures to Mitch's bag. Mitch plays it cool.

MITCH.
A sixer of Sehlitz. {to Carl}

And hey man, you OWE me one for going out through centerfield.

{CONTINUED}

~~

—- a ‘- hy, 69

oo

CARL
Yeah, yeah, they busted the hell out of Hirsh, too.
MITCH
I heard.
PENTICO
{tO Hirsh) Tell him whac we're doing.
HIRSH
(to Mitch)
ts that bastard O'Bannion over there?
61

EXT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT |

source 62

Mitch walks up outside the Emporium, past a group of girls thac includes Julie. They all know why he went over there and seem a bit surprised (and impressed) by his succegs.

JULIE : They sold it 6 you?

MITCH
(casual)
‘Course...
62

INT: EMPORIUM - NIGHT

source 63

He walks back in and all is a bit quiet around the pool cable. Elvis calls a pocket on the eightball and lines up a complicated bank shot. Everyone glances nervously at each other as he proceeds with confidence. Elvis banks the eight perfectly and as the ball drops in the side pocket, the place erupts. After a little hand-slapping congratulations, the losers pay up. Mitch gets an opening and takes Elvis his beer.

ELVIS
‘Salright...

He grabs the beer and tosses one to Wooderson. Mitch begins to

dig through his pocket.

MITCH
I got your change... ELVIS Forget about it... What’s your name

again?

§9 CONTINUED:

; MITCH Mitch... Kerr.

ELVIS
A beer?

Taken slightly aback at che offer, Mitch hesi i : ' v@sicates only brief! in accepting this gesture from che cooles i iv front of everyone else, no less. Kes che beer eng eeseat

4 He tak hn ’ ott the top in one mocion. es the beer and twists ELVIS (to Wooderson) Wooderson... How ‘bout that buse ac ‘the moon tower? Here's most of the firsc keg.

.

He takes Wooderson‘s hat off and dro

. PS a twenty init. W starts walking around the Emporium t Y 5 ooderson

aking donations.

WOODERSON
Keg fund for the bust...

Julie and Stacy each drop a dollar into the hat and then Stacy — whispers something in Wooderson's ear while she and Julie look

over at Mitch. An older man wanders into the Emporium as if looking for someone.

JULIE
Oh my god... Isn’t that Rene’s father? STACY

How embarrassing... I would DIE if ry father ever did something like that.

JULIE
-At lease’ she’s not here I don‘t think. Jee-zus.

Micch walks over to the front door and glances out. He looks back at O’Bannion one more time and then steps outside the door. He waves his arms to the guys across the screet and chen quickly steps back inside. Mitch then walks over cto Julie and Stacy and , Slowly escorts them closer to O’Bannion‘’s table. On the way over, he whispers something in Julie‘’s ear.

JULIE
(loudly)

They’re busting Carl Surns out back?

O'Bannion suddenly looks up from his game. He motions to a friend standing near him.

—_— ——

| 81. ‘CONTINUED: (2)

QO’ BANNION Hére, cake over for me. (to others) “" Can‘c believe ic. Ger your

Soards...

He walks outside as several follow. Signals to Mitch to come over. and Stacy and walks over.

' From across the room, Don Mitch excuses himself from Julie

DON
Hey man, that Julie chick likes you. MITCH Think so? ‘ DON Yeah.
MITCH
She's a fox. —
DON
T‘ll tell you though. Play ic cool, man. TI£ she geta the impression you like her too much, she'll be off with someone alse before you know it.
MITCH
Really?

DON

Yeah. You got to play, it right. Like if she asks you to ride out there with har, don’t do it. Juste tell her you have a ride and, you know, just say...

{extra casual} “Maybe I’ll sea you out there a lictle later.°

(almest apologetic) I know that sounds stupid but that’s how it works.

63

EXT: PARKING LOT BEMIND EMPORIUM

source 64

O'Bannion and company arrive out back to find Carl standing chere

with Hudson and Benny, about to be busted.

CONTZNUED:

0’ BANNION Shoowwee! We got another... ~ (co Hudson and Benny!) uemme go first on this one, okay?

HUDSON
Okay, whatever.
O' BANNISON
Thanks. .
(to Car)
So we meet again... _ {to others) This little fucker’s mom pulled a shotgun on my ass this afternoon! {to Carl} You had any licks yet?
CARL
No...

©’ BANNION (to others) All right! Another cherry... (to Carl} Now I think you should puc your hands up against the wall chere...

Carl slowly obliges.

O' BANNION
You muse be one dumb freshman son- of-a-bitch to be out tonighe somewhere where you'd get caughc. T thought I was going-to have to spend 4ll summer hunting you down but then you show up out of nowhere like a litcle lost puppy dog.

He positions himself behind and to the side of Carl and gets ready to give him his firse lick.

O' BANNION
I‘d like to dedicate this firse lick to your mother... fucker.

Just as he’s drawing back hig board, at the height of his | gadistic glee, O’Bannion catches a solid drop of paint on his arm. He holds his swing in mid-arc, dumbfounded. As he staras at the drop, he gets another drop on the head. Confused but curious, he looks upward just in time co see the source of his atunning and thorough drenching in white paint and ocher junk from above. In che confusion and O’Bannion‘’s general heiplessaness, Carl sprints to Pentico's waiting car chat has pulled up. He jumps in and they peel out.

o~_

: 72 i!

} | \ I or, | 73

a3.

64

EXT: ALLEY SEHIND EMPORIUM - NIGHT

source 65

The car quickly makes the block and heads down an alley where :: picks up Hirsh and Tommy who've climbed down from che roof-top. Afcer jumping in the Car and driving away, che freshman guys are absoliitely ecstatic: laughing, screaming and “slapping ten" with each other. Pure victory.

65

EXT: EMPORIUM PARKING LOT

source 66

Back behind che Emporium, O’Bannion is cursing everyone.

O’ BANNION ...And you lazy fucks didn’t de shit: How ‘bout some back-up, you numb-nut cowards! You even Tet thac little fucker get away - . didn't even go after them! Pitiful!

Physically humiliated and embarrassed, he walks over to his car. On the way, he suddenly smashes his board againse the street, ¢racking 1t into many pieces. He throws the piece that is lefe in his hand as far as he can and leaves the rest on the ground. He gets in his car and speeds off. Only then do the others look at each other and howl with.laughter.

66

INT: TONY’S CAR AT SONIC - NIGHT

source 67

A waitress brings their order out to the car on a tray thac she hangs on the driver side window. Tony starts examining the gaods and passing them ouc.

TONY
.. Let's see, tater-tots with cheese, onion rings, burger with mustard, tater-tots with no cheese, a cherry coke... I can’t believe I'm doing this. I always swore I‘d never ba here and here I am sorting tater tots...
CYNTHIA
So beer bust at the moon tower?
TONY
Are we going?

As they talk, Mike stares out che window at the cars going by on che main drag. Suddenly he perks up.

MIKE
. Whooah! You guys see that?

a

CO
'

84,

TONY -AND CYNTHIA
Where? what?

_ MIKE

A woman in .that car chat just drove by pulled up her shire and flashed her tics in this direction.

TONY
(excited)
No sir... MIKE Yes Sir.

A couple of cars take off after the drive-by car.

MIKE
See, those cars are chasing her. TONY , Wow... CYNTHIA

I wish I was one of chose people who could do something like chac. You know, that spontaneous.

TONY ’ Don’t lec us discourage you.

MIKE
See, now THAT’S visceral activity.
67

EXT: ROAD TO MOON TOWER - NIGHT

source 68

As Kiss’ ‘Rock and Roll All Night’ plays in the background, we SEE many cars and the different groups partying as they drive out of town to the moon tower. Thay seem to be lead by the “Ronald McDonald/Gene Simmons’ truck driven by and Don, Pink, and Mitch.

68

EXT: BEER SUST AT MOON TOWER - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING

source 69

The cars drive down the dark road to the clearing near the moon tower that serves as the central gathering place. Most cars park on the periphery but Wooderson, Senny, Don and a few ochers stand next te a truck that is alone in the center with a keg of baer sitting on its tailgate. The *°McDonald/Simmons’ statue stands right behind che keg. Two speakers have been placed up on the truck's cab and are blaring music from a tape deck. Some clever sorts have now wired up ‘Ronald/Gene’s* stomach speaker to Che truck's CB‘s P.A. system where if you talk into the mic, it comes out of his stomach behind che keg.

(CONTINUED }

a5.

Kaye, Jodi, and a few others walk up as Sabrina lags a little

behind. They pass a group of guys scanding around with cans of beer, buc not drinking. A guy who was in a car earlier, Party Guy #1, gestures for Sabrina co come nelp chem ouc a bic.

PARTY GUY #1 Hey, we're doing hot-shots... when I get this can up to my mouth, say

go, okay? Sabrina is a liccie unsure but goes along.

SABRINA
Okay...

He opens che bottom side of the beer with a can opener and chen puts his mouth over che opening and his finger on che pop-cop of the can. The ochers are already in this position. He looks at her and indicates to say the word.

SABRINA
Ready, sec, GO!

They all almost simultaneously pop their tops and practically inhale their beers. One finishes slightly ahead of che cthers

and tosses his beer can to che ground. e winner. Sabrina wanderg into the crowd.

69

EXT: BEER BUST ROAD ~ NIGHT

source 70

Cynthia, Mike and Tony walk up as Mike seems cto smell someching. . MIKE ; Hmmn. Someone's cokin‘ some reefer...

Clint overhears Mike's observation. To show off to his immediace crowd, he hands them back the joinc and approaches Mike.

CLINT
Hey, just a second. What did you say?
MIKE
when?

-CLINT

Jusc then as you walked past, what did you say?

MIKE
Abouc what?

a6.

CLIN? You said “Someone's cokin‘ some reefer,* . MIKE i might have said something abourc smelling some marijuana... an ebservation. CLINT

Well I‘M che one smoking marijuana, motherfucker. You got 4 problem with chac?

MIKE
No, I don'c have a problem with chac,

CLINT

Then why did you say thac, man. So I’m a fuckin’ pot-head, what’s it to you?

(pushas Mike) Huh?

(pushes again) Huh?

Pink seea che jam Mike ig in and comes over to help him otc.

PINK
{co Cline) Ie‘s all right man, he's okay.

Clint calms down a little and glowly heads back over co his group. As Mike re-joins Tony and Cynthia and they begin to walk away, Cline sore of points back at him.

CLINT
Okay geek, I’1ll be watching out for your ass...

Mike just turns and keeps walking.

MIKE
Great, just what I need. The Cro- Magnon man shadowing me.
TONY
You mean getting your face punched in ian‘t on your list of worthwhile visceral experiences?

As they walk, chey pags a drunk girl, SUSAN SUMNER heavily making out with a guy. When she’s not kissing him, she’s taking big gulps of beer.

aes wo:

a7,

70

EXT: MOON TOWER ~ NIGHT

source 71

Pink, Mitch. Slacer and Pickford are abl climbing & tower ladder. g “ip the moon

PINK
{to Mitch) > Can‘t believe you've never been ouc here.
MITCH
Never have. Why do they call it the moon tower, anyway?
PINK
In the 20's they buile it to - simulate the light of a full moon. SO it's like the people around here \ have a full moon every night of the year,
PICKFORD
And they haven't repaired anything Since the twenties so be careful, some of the gteps are about to give.
SLATER
This place used to be off limits. Some drunk freshman fell off the top about ten years ago and smashed his skull on a crossbeam.
SLATER
It’s a cool view though... Good piace to coke... They get to a rather small platform at the top. The view on one side i139 the city and on che other the country. They stare out at the city and back down at the others below.
PINK
Look at this whole fucking town. It‘s completely dead. All those idiots that go off to their Llitrle boring jobs and then drive home to their litcle cubby holes cto watch T.V. and await death,

PICKFORD

If you're noc careful, that could be any of us in a few years.

PINK
Not me, man.

8a.

Slater Cires up a joint as Slater scares off and Fer: in a differenc way. ponders sociecy

o—.

SLATER
Think how many people out chere are fucking at this very minute.

Mitcn just stares down at all the people at the beer-bust. cow below the tape is being changed cto something else. Some scream out their suggestions and objections.

RANDOM VOICES
ZZ Top! Nugent! Free Bird!
SLATER
(shouting down} Zepplin!

; RANDOM VOICE Captain and Tenille!

WOODERSON
Fuck you!
71

EXT: NEAR PARKED CARS - NIGHT

source 72

Tony, Mike and Cynthia ara leaning against one of the cars.

: TONY ; Sacco and Vansatti.

ohey att laugh a Little and Mike gets an urge to be a little more public.

MIKE
Yeah. tyella} . Sacco and Vangetti!

This is drowned out by 4 new song, cranked up all the way. Mike’s tone suddenly changes.

MIKE
{to others) I‘m going to get that guy. CYNTHIA What guy? MIKE

Tnac asshole on the way in, Clint - the super-dominant male.

ag.

78 CONTINUED :

TONY
(laughing)
I wouldn‘t suggest that.

MIKE

fights at places like this naver get past 4 punch or cwo before ic’s broken up, right? There's this almost matural instinct to not upaet the herd too much. So, I just have to be sure to get one good punch in and then play

defense, CYNTHIA why are you even thinking like this? MIKE

At first, you’re relieved to get away from the situation, but now there’s a level of humiliation setting in that I can cell is going co be with me a long time. This could be yet another experience that conctributea to me being a litcle ineffectual nothing the rest of-my life. I have tha conscious ability to rebel against thar. I£ nothing else, it’ll set an example and a tone for my genior year. It‘s like when you go into prison. They say walk right up to the baddest dude in the whole place and punch him right in the nose in ront of everyone. He might beat the crap out of you, but nobody will ever fuck with you because who wants to get punched in the face even one time? You gotta prove you're one of those who’s not afraid to...

He doubles up his fist and punches his other hand in the palm with a loud pop.

CYNTHTA
Great.

Sabrina wanders by Tony and after they make eye contact, she boldly goes up to him.

SABRINA
Do you remember ma?

CONTINUED: (2)

TONY
Only if this afterncon’s offer still stands.

_ SABRINA {flirting sack) Un, what am I supposed to say? Anything you want...

TONY
That‘s whac I want to hear.

They don’t quite know what to say next but Tony has subtly made room for her to stand next to him while they lean on the car.

Cynthia looks at Sabrina and then back at Mike like “Who's chis untruder?* She seems more irricated that Tony has perked up ac

Sabrina‘s presence.

SABRINA
Do you know what time it is?
(changes mind)
No, don't tell me. [c'll ruin the rest of my night.

Cynthia and Mike decide to walk around.

72

EXT: BEER SUST - NEAR KEG - NIGHT

source 73

Cynthia and Mike are slowly walking coward the keg.

CYNTHIA
Why'd we even come here? I always feel a little out of place at things like this.
MIKE
Yeah, it’s amazing. On one level I don’t give a shit about anything in the entire world buc that hagn’t taken away a kind of shyness. You’d think you could blow off caring if people accepted you or not.
CYNTHTA
Yeah. {& beat) . I can’t believe he’s flirting with that little freshman.

She happens to say this in earshot of Darla, who comes over to them when she hears the magic word.

a1.

DARLA
Cid you say freshman?

_ CYNTHIA Yeah, right over there.

she points at Sabrina across the way.

DARLA
Hinem ,
MIKE
(co Darla)
No trouble chough, okay?

Darla keeps looking ac Sabrina while she wanders back co her pack

‘o£ friends. Mike and Cynthia continue.

MIKE
(continuing)
You can’t blame him, though. He doesn’t even know you like him. Ie’s kind of difficule,
CYNTHIA
I know it. I hate this, lat’s nor evan talk about ic. EXT: BASE OF TOWER - NIGHT

Afcer climbing down from the moon cower, Mitch, Slater, Pickford and Pink run into Julie, Stacy and some of their friends.

PICKFORD
Cottonmouth man, I need some beer!

Julie wanders over to Mitch.

MITCH
Hey. You want to go over and get a beer?
JULIE
Sure. Did you ride out here with them?

They all start making their way coward the keg.

MITCH
Yeah. How ‘bout you, you got a car?

92,

SULIE
Uh-huh.
(pointing)
That blue Camaro.
MITCH
cool.

They walk by an even more drunk Susan and a difference guy, Parcy Guy #1, as they are getting in the back seat of a car. A few £ Party Guy #1i’s friends are kind of milling around che car.

STACY
{to Julie) Susan's drunk again,

. JULTE God, every time...

Mitch locks back at the car as they walk away.

73

EXT: BEER BUST ~ NEAR KEG

source 74

Pink walks over to where Senny and Don are standing.

DON
Pilink. PINK Okay, so here‘s che story: if we

ever gec busted, we cell them we found it down by the river.

DON
Yeah. Right ac the boctom of that main path.
PINK
When did we find it?
DON
Early this evening, as it was getting dark.
BENNY
Juat don’t be driving around town with it standing up in the back unless you wane the cops all over your ass.

DON ; Man, screw the cops in this town.

{CONTINUED}

Bi

a2

SENNY
(to Pink} And I can smell thar reefer on you a mile away, boy. Coach Clements is right - you've been ruan:ng with that bad crowd again.

; DON ACCitude adjustmenc...

. _ . BENNY Priorities...

PINK
I juste want to know who narced on me. <f mean why else would he \ Single me out? [t's noe like I'm the only athlete in our school that parties.
DON
Ahhh, don’t worry abouc it. Fuck what those coaches think.

Don gets that mischievous look on his face as he looks over at all the people in line for the keg.

DON
Check this out. ' (yells) Cops!

In a panic, they all either toss their beers or walk away quickly from the keg.

DON
Amateurs.

Don laughs ag he walks over to che keg and pours himself a beer. We suddenly HEAR someone off in the woods in another direction throwing up. Everyone kind of laughs at this anonymous person’s misery.

74

EXT: NEAR CARS - NIGHT

source 75

Cynthia and Mike are back near Tony and Sabrina leaning against a car and talking. .

MIKE
...r just think ic‘s important to rebel against all those petty faars like pain or even death.

(more)

{CONTINUED )

82 CONTINUED:

; . They all

Although Sabrina,

Mike gets

MIKE (Cone ’d)}
T€ you can get to thac point where you are noc only not afraid of death but perhaps even embracing ic, chen there is no longer any bad. Everything then goes beyond judgemenc - good/evil, right/wrong - ic's all bullshic.
CYNTHIA
From your perspective maybe, but certainly you're not implying thac this xs valid thinking for everyone.
MIKE
T‘m noe everyone and of course my perspective - Cor better and worse it’s the only one I’ve gor.
CYNTHIA
So if there is no absolute morality, judgement, or anything else, would you push che button that would start a global therme- nuclear war if you could?
MIKE .
I'm not sure, depends on my mood at the cime. laugh a little. Cynthia rolls her eyes.
CYNTHIA
Great...

Tony, seams to have been paying more attention to he finally jumps in the conversation.

TONY
Let’s just say we’re thankful the button to the nuclear holocaust is in the hands of policiciana worried about re-election and not someone like you going through an existential crisis.

&@ lictle ancsy and begins to walk away.

MIKE
Whatever... Me and my existential crisis are going to go walk around. Later. Much.

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por

9§.

75

EXT: AT TRUCK - NIGHT

source 76

Near another truck with a stereo going, Pickford, Michelle, Pink Slacer, Stoner #2, and Stacy sit in a circle on che ground ; passing 4 reefer and listening to Neil Young’s ‘Afcer The

Goldrush.* No one says anything for a while but then Stoner #1 and Slater start in.

STONER #1 This song is abouc aliens Landing.

SLATER
Of course, man. This country was Founded by people who worshipped aliens - George Washington and chem. They were all a part of some cule chat was way inco chat.

STONER #1 George toked weed too, man. He grew it at Mt. Vernon.

STACY
Suuure.
SLATER
Really man, it's true. He choughe it would be a good cash crop for the southern states. The man was

a visionary... And here we are tokin’ co his vision 200 years later.

Slater does a little saluce with the joint before passing ic.

76

EXT: NEAR CARS - NIGHT

source 77

Kaye, Cynthia, Jodi and Pink are standing around talking.

KAYE
.».26°S like all our decisions have been made for us. What are our true options? We can ride around, stand here and talk. There's gotta be something interesting going on somewhere else... It’s just that wa're stuck in bum-fuck-ville.

JODI ; And it‘s all so generic. {a beat)

I wish I was Like Italian or Black or gomething... anyching to noe feel like I stepped ouc of che Brady Bunch.

{CONTINUED )

-_—<—

- —

SINK
So what is it more of, the place we're stuck in or the cime period we'te stuck in? Maybe noching’s going on anywhere. Maybe nothing's EVER gone on anywhere.
KAYE
..-b raally liked Tony’s last column about this decade. What wags chat one line? “The uncertainties of the 60’s have been sold out for

she certainty of boredom in the O’s...”

CYNTHIA

Yeah, [’m working on this every- other~-decade theory: Okay, the 50’s were boring, the sixties rocked, and the 70‘s3 obviously suck, so maybe the 90's are going to be cool.

(optimistic) I figure we'll be in our twenties and hey, it can‘t get any worse.

Pink walks around over to Tony.

PINK
Tony, real quick. I don’t want to be sports aditor. I‘d rather write features, editorials, anything but sports.

TONY : You're all wa have. Juste be editor and I’ll let you write whatever else you want.

PINK
I just, you know... enough of my life has been spent on sports already. Jodi walks around over to Pink.
JODI
Let's go get another beer.

PINK

Okay,

Pink and Jodi just kind of smile and walk away.

77

EXT: OTHER SIDE CF KEG - NISHT

source 78

Mike stands at a distance observing the sar Susan is in as the door opens and Party Guy #1 gets suc. Several of the guy‘’s drunk friends are practically standing in line to make out with her. Another guy is soon kissing her ard feeling her large breasts. Suddenly Benny walks over to them and sort. of breaks ic up.

BENNY
I don't think you boys should be taking advantage of Susan when She's drunk.
(lower)
We all did that when we were younger and it wasn't very nice.

PARTY GUY #1 Greac, whem it's our turn we have ‘ someone like you keeping us in ine. ;

BENNY
Hey fuck you, man. Seriously, you guys get lost. Get going before you get hurt.

AS the guys disperse, Susan: stumbles over to the rear car door, Opens it, and sits down.

BENNY
{eco Susan)

You gonna he all right? SUSAN

Ohhhh, God, I drank too much. I think I’m startin’ to not feal so good. :

Apparently more interested in intimidating the guys than actually helping Sugan out, Benny soon walks away. As soon as the coast is clear, Mike walks over near her. She is looking down and is barely conscious.

MIKE
You okay?
SUSAN
(mumbling)
Guys are fucking bastards...

She looks up at him, studies him for a second, then gestures for him to come closer.

SUSAN
C'mere. What's your name?

{CONTINUED )

‘ 85

Ee)

MIKE
Mike.
SUSAN
Se I «now you?

MIKE

Yeah, I think so. [ know you.

She grabs his hand and pulls him closer to her. SlUtsng right nexc co her in the back seac.

SUSAN

You’re kind of cute. Do you like me?

' MIKE 5ure,

She slowly pulls him down on top of her,

78

EXT: WOODS - NIGHT

source 79

Jodi leads Pink into the woods.

Soon ne is

They are both kind of laughing.

Suddenly Jodi stops, turns around, and ia face-to-face with Pink. She kind of smiles and then puts an arm around his neck and Starts kissing him. He willingly goes along. Soon they break.

JODI.
Shavonne was right. PINK What? JODI

She said you‘re the kind that always waits for the girl cto make the first move.

PINK
Whact’s that suppoged to mean?

JOor Well it's true, it just worked for me. I was testing you.

PI
Ic's easier.

Why, did I pass or fail?

JobDrI I don’t know.

(CONTINUED }

She comea closer co him and they scart kissing again. Ls Jodi backs away and looks right at Pink. He Seems to be enjoying che situation and quickly turns to the side. grabs something our of his- pocket and puts it in Ris mouch. de then cooly, in an almost Bogartish manner, turns co her with a joint dangling from the side of his mouth. Jodi laughs but seems to be going for something else.

JOD
SO how would you define yourself; more of a jock, a stoner, ora smart guy Like Tony and Mike.

Sne takes the joine out of his mouth.

PINK
‘ what, you can only de one Ching? Hey, I'm just trying co get by as painlessly as possible. What is thia, a ‘let’s analyze Randy’ sesgion? How do you define yourself?
JODI .
Ben‘t get all mad. Just a few thoughts,

They start kissing again.

JODI
(continuing)
Se, Randy, don’t you have a girlfriend or something.

PINK ; TI don’t know, here and there.

This is not really what Jodi wancs to hear and she kind of backs off and thinks about it a little.

JODI
So, in relation to me, chat would mean I‘m here right now, and there as goon as I‘m out of your sight.
PINK
Whatever...

Jodi starts walking back to the bust and Pink follows.

PINK
Gimme my joint back.

aa

L900.

79

INT: SACK SEAT OF PARKED CAR - NISHT

source 80

In the back seat of the car, Susan and Mike are kissing wildly. Soon her breasts are out of her shire and Mike is all over them. rf not quite sure what to do, he makes up for any lack of experience with enthusiasm and curiosity,

Suddenly Susan becomes coherent and pushes him off her.

SUSAN
Scop!
(pushes him)
You fucker!

Mike is surprised at her sudden rage and moves away a little. She then kicks at him.

SUSAN
All you bastards are the same: All you want 18 one thing! {kicks again) Well fuck ALL of you!

She kicks one more time as he gets up and out of the car. He looks back and she sort of shoots che finger at him buc hardly seemg focused on him at all. He moves away from che car but watches her try to button her shire back up while she starts

crying.

80

EXT: OTHER SIDE OF KEG - NIGHT

source 81

Julie and Mitch are getting pretty cosy standing against a tree when they are interrupced.

DON
Kerr!

Mitch looks around and sees Don standing across the way with Benny, Hudson and a few others. Jodi and Pink come out of the woods and kind of smile at each other as they part. She holds up the joint and he juste waves her off as if to say “keep it.” As she keeps walking, he falls in with his crowd.

BENNY
That's right, YOU, freshman.
DON
C'mere boy! We need to have a word with you.

Mitch looks a bit nervous and then looks over at Julie.

MITCH
I guess I better go see what they want.

{CONTINUED}

ag

L131.
CONTINUED ; JULIE Yeah, you probably should, ° MITCH Shic. I'll be back... maybe.

By the time Mitch gets over to them, cheir tone has ligh to a good-natured ribbing session. ghtened up

DON
Look at him, a lictle Casanova,

Mitch grins a little. STNK

He's got that littie shit eatin’ . grin on...

DON
Whac‘d I tell you, huh?
PINK
Not bad for a little freshman. MITCH {humeored) Whatever, man. BENNY

1 juse want Co know are you gonna be fuckin’ her later or are you gonna be a litctle wimp?

Mitch dishes it back to them.

MITCH
How do you know I haven’t already?

They all laugh.

BENNY
Shit, boy, ger out of here... DON Son, I think it's past your bedtime...
PINK
You should catch a ride with her if you can... Tall her we left you and you don’t have any other way.
MITCH
Yeah, see what happens.

~~ 88 CONTINUED: (2) PINK You better get back co her, boy. : MITCH Yeah. You guys cake it easy. ; DON We want a full report in che | morning. , 89 EXT: EDGE OF WOODS - NIGHT Kaye and Jodi are standing off to the side, caking ic all in. i! JODI . I feel like walking and smoking this joine. KAYE Yeah, good idea. {a beac) Check out Shavonne... Her and Don‘s little mating ritual unfolding

o before us. .

They look across the way to see Don walking away from Shavonne as | she follows. He chen stops and twists his way into her arms momentarily. before they break and walk farcher into che woods.

JODI
\ Do you ever just see people and ; think of us as simply produces of luse and sex? Ac the momenc of

, 0 . conception we were all che farchesc ching from our parent’s mind... KAYE

, And most of the kids in our generation are mistakes, anyway.

JODI
| Yeah, and I guesa ic wasn’c legal ! to abort us so they were stuck.

, Mitch and Julie come walking by. Jodi motions for them co come over. They do.

JODZ
Ia chat a beer in your hand, lLictle brother? Have you had more than one of chose tonight? fo MITCH , Yeah, yeah, who's counting?

(CONTINUED }

$0

JODI
I guess I better get used to me and my lictle brother being at the same social functions. What time are you supposed to be home?

Mitch is acting cool but in an amused, up-beat manner.

MITCH
Oh, an hour or two ago...

Jopr Don’t chink for a second Mom won't be waiting up for you when you ger home, no matter what Elme,

Mitch and Julie start walking away.

MITCH
Juse do me a Favor and don‘ec ask her to take 1C easy on me.

He looks at Julie and then past her where he catches syes with Sabrina, who’s in mid-flirty conversation with Tony. They experience a big moment of recognition and smile and shrug at each other as if to say “this is the life, but this is crazy.’

81

EXT: NEAR PARKED CARS ~ NIGHT

source 82

Tony and Sabrina continue talking.

TONY
..-Isn’t it someone's theory chat our entire personalities are formed py the time we're seven or 30? That's kind of depressing, actually, think of all the stuff we're gtuck with by default.

Jodi and Kaye walk by them on their way down che road.

JODrI (smiling) Hey quy9...

TONY & SABRINA Hey...

JODI

We're going to take off for a bit. You okay?

CONTINUED :

TONY
{to Sabrina) ve I can give you a ride.
SABRINA
Okay. So I’ll either see you later or catch a ride with Tony.

JOoT Okay, cool. SABRINA Bye. (to Tony}

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Certain things stick with

' you forever. Like when I was in second grade, in order to get words right on a spelling test, we used to make up sentences where the first lerrer in each word strands for a letter. Like arithmetic was “A rae in the house might eat the lce cream,” and geography was “George eats old gray rats and paints houses yellow.”

Tony laughs.

SABRINA
I'll probably be ageventy years old and when I go to write one of those words, one of those stupid sentences will still go through my head every single time.

they both laugh a bit. Darla suddenly walks up to Sabrina and ony. .

DARLA
{to Sabrina) Air-raid! They both seem kind of surprised, and Sabrina looks up at Tony. DARLA {even meaner} I said air-raid freshman! Tension mounts considerably and Tony feels a litcle confronted.
TONY
What for? C'mon.

{ CONTINUED)

-* “> mn

CONTINUED: (2)

DARLA
This is between me and her and she better be on that ground in five seconds.

Everybody just kind of stands there.

TONY
She doesn‘c have to because she’s with me.

DARLA

; {co Sabrina) Air-raid or its your ass!

TONY
; {to Sabrina) Don‘e do Le.

Sabrina still says nothing but looks at both of them, sort of weighing the aggressor against che protector. A little unsure of what to do, sha still doesn't air-raid.

DARLA
That's it you little freshman bitch! I'm never going to forgec this. I‘m going to make the nexc year of your life hell!

Darla storms off while Sabrina and Tony just kind of look at each other like ‘what was that?" Mike walks over to chem.

MIKE
Yeah, don’t air-raid for that bitch. I hate shit Like thac. It’s like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends...

He does 4 re-enactment by pushing Tony.

MIKE
(continuing)

Huh? (pushes again) Huh, motherfucker?

TONY
Okay, okay.

Mike suddenly sees Clint raising hell in the keg iine. Ags ifé led by some wild instinct, he starcs to walk over to him.

MIKE
The dominant male monkey will get his comeuppance.

(CONTINUED }

$2

CONTINUED: {3)

Clint‘s back is to Mike when he walks up to him. He hel et beer in his hand and kind of glances around with a slight. a Sees quizzical look on his face. He soon focuses on Clint and pours his emtire beer over Clint’s head. As a stunned Clint whirls around, Mike quickly drops the empcry cup and punches Cline a fairly good one in the face. Unfortunately for Mike, Cline recovers rather quickly, grabs Mike‘’s shirt with one hand, and Starts punching him with the other.

EAT: NEAR PARKED CARS - NIGHT

Tony can’c believe what’s happening and starts to run over to the scene of the fight.

TONY
(to Sabrina)
' Shit, he really did it, I can't believe it. .
82

EXT: OTHER SIDE OF KEG - NIGHT

source 83

Pink and Benny see the commotion and almost instinctively run over to the fighe. ‘

83

EXT: FIGHT SCENE ~- NIGHT

source 84

As Tony, Pink, and Benny arrive to try to help break it up, they are shielded from the fight by a large wall of people circled around che nucleus of the fight. Contradictory to Mike’s plan, no one in the immediate vicinity seems Co want to break up the fight. Worse still, by being such eager spectators, they are actively shielding out those who want to help Mike.

; PINK Move it!

Pink, Benny, and Tony (by following their lead) aggressively push their way through the crowd. Finally, as Mike continues to ger the holy shit beat ouc of him, the guys break through and pull Clint off Mike.

84

EXT: WOODS - NIGHT

source 85

Jodi and Kaye are walking through the woods smoking a joint when they come across an old cemetery. Thay walk through it. looking at headstones. In the distance, we HEAR cars and trucks starting up and leaving the beer bust sight,

Kaye is soon staring at a grave and seems Car, far away in her thoughts. Jodi senses this and says nothing. Kaye suddenly turns and starts walking out of the cemecery.

(CONTINUED }

37,

Jodi follows as they head off farther down che road.

85

EXT: FOOTBALL FIELD - NIGHT

source 86

Pink, Benny, and Hudson are walking around roaring drunk on ¢ football field. They do imitations of their coaches in canteng. authoritacive/aggressive voices.. .

PINK
Don't you get up: Don't you quit! You're wearing Hornet green!

_ SENNY ; Stick him: Stick him! TI wane you on him like stink on shic!

HUDSON
Pitch man, pitch man, that's yo’ itch man! TI want you to knock his ignts out! Put him in dreamland!
BENNY
You don't want to hit him. Hell, my grandmother hits harder chan that. ‘Course she is 6§'4*°/ 250.

Pink assumes 4 mock~-serious pose as he walks nearer the others like a coach at halftime.

PINK

People, we can't get out Chere and play for ya. And IF I COULD. we wouldn't win by two points, we'd win by twenty-two points.

{a beat) ; And have you ever noticed, it's these same fools that are always

(imitative voice) People, these are the best years of your life. They told me thac when I was your age and [ didn't believe it then, but now I see they were telling the truth. If I only knew then what I know now...

(normal) ; I juste want to go, yeah, if you're a dumb-fuck, ic just mighe be the best yeara of your life.

BENNY
Really.

F oa : 95 i 3§ I ‘Ge

9a i

PINK
Tf at any poinc in che future I start thinking of these as the best years of my life, remind me co kill myself.

Suddenly a quick police bleep is heard and a squad and puts a light on them. ° Guad car pulls up

COP #1

Hey! You chree! Get up here!

86

EXT: FOOTBALL FIELO PARKING LOT - NIGHT

source 87

As they walk up co the cops, they see chem looking through hed of che truck ac the Ronald/Gene statue. 9 ugh che

COP #1 _ fexcited) This you boys’ truck?

COP #2 Looks like Ronald got a face-lift.

87

EXT: CUL DE SAC - DAWN

source 88

Julie's car.is parked at the turn-around of a desolate road. Mitch and Julie lie on a blanket in the grass not far from the car as the early morning radio plays. They are making out ina big way. They eventually roll over and then both stare up at the Clouds going by in the pre-dawn sky.

88

EXT: BEER BUST SITE ~ DAWN

source 89

Kaye and Jodi wander back to the beer bust site. Everyone seems to have vacated although there are still a few empry cars there. Tt seems to be getting lighter outside.

KAYE
We gocta see che gun rise from up there.

They walk over to the moon cower and start climbing.

89

EXT: DON’S HOUSE - DAWN

source 90

Snavonne pulls up in front of Don's house co drop him off. They continue what seema to have been a long make-out session but before they can get very far, chey HEAR the bleep of a police car behind them.

(CONTINUED }

CONTINUED : Shit... DON Don gets Out as Cop #1 approaches him, COP #1

Good morning mister Dollar. You had a busy night?

Don says nothing but notices Pink in the hack seat looking kind of glum.

COP #2 You ready to go for a ride?

He Opens che door for Don as he gecs in the back of the car.

COP #1 Absolurely no talking between you two.

90

EXT: MOON TOWER - DAWN

source 91

They are soon looking our ac the horizon, awaiting the sun. Kaye has a distant expression and occasionally looks down.

KAYE .
IT can't stop thinking about this tombstone I saw back there. This girl was only 19 when she died. 1948 tro 1967. It's juse sad.
JODI
Sucks... But you can‘e let stuff like that bether you.

KAYE oo But it‘s like who's even thinking about her right now?

JODI
I don’t know. People that knew her. You‘re thinking of her.

KAYE ; Because there’s a rock in the ground with her name on it.

They both stare out at the horizon.

JODI
I don’t think anyone can ever really know anyone else.

; 110. 100 CONTINUED:

She looks back down where all che people were gathered earlier.

KAYE
~ What's going to happen :2 all of us? I mean, everyone that was here tonight... within a year or so, we'll all be scattered and most of us will never see each ocher again...

JoDI Yeah, probably.

Kaye's attencion switches when she notices something in the

distance. KAYE ' Do you see che lights over there? JODI Where? _ KAYE Flickering, past that big house way up there on the laft... 1t sort of Sparkles on and off, {a beat) What IS that? JOoot

I don't have my contracts in. Jodi rubs her eyes a little as Kaye grows a lictie anxious.

KAYE
You HAVE to see than...

Jodi rubs her eyes again and looks. Kaye stands right next to her and puts their heads near each other so she's sure she's looking in tha right place.

JODI
A flickering light?
KAYE
Yeah. Here, lat me try.

She gently rubs Jodi’s closed eyes.

Joort I should be able to ame it...

KAYE
You have cto.

_

id1

LLL.

CONTINUED : (2} There's an extended, almost dramatiz= moment.

JOOI
(excited)
=r see it!

a

They both feel elated and hug each other.

91

EXT: RIVER - DAWN

source 92

Cop #1 and Don walk down che path toward che river.

DON
It was kind of dark, but I believe we walked down here...

Don acts like he‘s Crying to remember how they found the statue. Of course he's trying to think what exactly Pink might have told the officers. Soon they are by the creek's edge.

COP #1 ' So where exactly was the object when you boys made this miraculous discovery?

Don looks around a bit for where Ronald might have been. He points to a slight clearing at the end of the path.

DON
He was laying somewhere in this area.

The cop saems a bit perplexed that their stories seem to match so ar. >

_ COP #L Okay, quick: when you found him was he face up or down?

Don answers as if he clearly remembers.

DON
Face up. Positive.

The officer looks at him, definitely frustrated and slightly disgusted.

COP #1 Let's go.

Act the police car, ha opens the door for Don. He and Pink both sit there noe fully aware of their fate.

: 102

92

EXT: OON’S HOUSE - DAWN

source 93

They pull up in front of Don's house and Cop #1 angrily curns <> on. .

oo

COP #1 You are ome lucky little prick. {to Pink} You too. Ger lost. COP #2

(eo both of them) Now we don't want to hear abouc you two getting in any more trouble.

DON
{garcastic} Oh, no sir.

The police drive off. Once they‘re at a safe distance, Don a Pink kind of look at each other in amazement. nd

PINK
Face up?
DON
Face up! Yes! ‘

They give each other “ten* in this clear victory over the system. As they stand out in che early morning street, Pickford's car drives by and stops.

PICKFORD
Happnin’ boys?

Pink and Don walk over to the car.

PINK
Hey man, you guys goin’ to get the tickets?

PICKFORD

Want to go? We're on our way right now. I'm catching my third wind...

Don looks in the car and sees Slacer asleep in che back.

DON
That Slater?
PICKFORD
Yeah, he’s totally passed out bur when he wakes up he’d ba pisged if we didn’t take him along.
PINK
{to Don) ‘ Wanna go? DON I’m ouc of ic, man, but go ahead. PIZKFORD

Well bros, we gotta be getrin.’ That line’s getting longer every second.

PINK
ito Pickford) Maybe I[’‘ll cruise down chere with . you guys.

He hops in the car.

DON
Later... You guys be careful.

. PINK Later.

Before Pickford throws the car in gear and speeds away, he holds up Aerosmith’s “Toys in the Attic’ tape and gives a thumbs up.

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EXT: SABRINA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

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While the rest of the car waits on him, Tony walks Sabrina up the driveway. Avoiding walking all the way to the trailer out back, she stops near the front deor to the houge.

SABRINA
My mom might be waiting up, so you probably shouldn't be standing

there I open the door. TONY You were supposed to be home at what time? SABRINA

I think she said twalve or twaelve- thirty. I’m probably grounded all summer,

TONY
{jokingly} ; So, you want to go out... this fall sometime?

She smiles then seams a little nervous.

SABRINA
Well, chanks for the ride, and . breakfase and everything...
TONY
Yeah, after you've been drinkin beer all night it‘s kind of good to eat a bunch of pancakes and syrup.

They both stand there a little awkwardly, knowing it is time for che good night kiss. Tony hag a sudden thought and looks around a bic.

TONY
I smell my coin collection.

He quickly realizes this out-of-the-blue statement could not possibiy make any sense and attempts to clarify.

TONY
The oil-based cleaner I used to use on my coin collection when I was nine years old...
(Gives up} . Anyway...

He leans over and kisses her. As he backs away a bit she pulls him coward her and they have 4 major session. Thay finally parc; he‘s in @ bit of a daze while she smiles a bit.

SABRINA
Bye.
TONY
(gestures to house)
Good luck... you know, with the parencal units and all.

He gets in the car and drives off.

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INT: TONY'S CAR OUTSIDE SABRINA’S - NIGHT

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Inside che car, they ride hima little.

CYNTHIA
Parental units?

Bruised and swollen, Mike ls leaning against che window but has not completely lost his sense of humor {although he can barely open his eyes).

MIKE
(sarcastic)
You pull that tongue?

)

L115.

CONTINUED: 104 CYNTHIA .

SO all in all, did chis bea

playing cards conight?

- TONY Hmmm. Though — didn‘c win the money I would have ac the poker Cable, it’s okay because you guys paid for mosc cf che breakfast.

MIKE
Just one quescion - how does she race with Lincoln? -

They drive off.

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INT: MITCH'S HOUSE ~ DAWN 105

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Micch walka into hia houge, thinking of his evening and smiling. MITCH'S MOTHER is standing there and ha momentarily gets an “obedient son’ expression on his face. As if she’s been

preparing for hours, she’s not mad but rather reasonable when she confronts him.

MITCH'S MOTHER

Okay, this is your one. Your sister told me everything go I've decided to make this deal with you. I’m going co try to be open-minded, but next cime you come in at sunrise, we're going to have some trouble.

Mitch kind of shrugs hia shoulders and raises his hands as if to say ‘okay, good.” He continues on to his room, slips off his shoes and walks over to his bed. Not quite finished, his mother nokes her head in hia room.

MITCH’S MOTHER (continuing) go what, are you drunk? And who's that girl in che Camaro that gave you a ride?

Mitch just lays down on che bed, grins slightly. and slowly closes his eyes.

DISSOLVE TO:
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EXT: HIGHWAY ~ PAW 106

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“- Pickford, Michelle, Pink and a recently~awakened Slater are

Speeding down the early morning highway , Pickford drives while Slater and Michelle finish rolling a joine in the back seat, They fire it up while Pink turns UB the volume on the stereo ang then stares our at the empty road ahead,

THE END