Well, well, well. Looks like I have you right-- All I’m seeing is a wall. Should I turn it? You turn it. Turn it around. Is this the volume? WELL WHICH ONE IS THE VOLUME? IT’S NOT WORKING! OH THERE IT GOES! Can you hear me? How about now? How about now? How about NOW?

The Lego Movie (2014)
THE BLACK FALCON
A screenplay character in The Lego Movie (2014).
- lines
- 36
- words
- 618
- scenes
- 10
- dialogue
- 6.6%
- avg words / line
- 17
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 55
Sample dialogue
Well, well, well. Looks like I have you right-- All I’m seeing is a wall. Should I turn it? You turn it. Turn it around. Is this the volume? WELL WHICH ONE IS THE VOLUME? IT’S NOT WORKING! OH THERE IT GOES! Can you hear me? How about now? How about now? How about NOW?
scene 77 — INT. KRAZY KASTLE, CONFERENCE ROOMLook down there.
scene 99 — INT. SUPERBRICK - CONTINUOUSThere’s nothing you can do, dude. I already have the ideas. My builders are putting the finishing touches right now. What are you going to show up here in the next twenty four hours and stop me? You just gave me the only hope you had! You see this?
scene 77 — INT. KRAZY KASTLE, CONFERENCE ROOMCrush them! Stomp on them before they get any more ideas!
scene 112 — EXT. LEGOPOLIS - CONTINUOUSEvery MasterBuilder in the world is in this tank, having their ideas extracted. Now, with the ideas of the Chosen One, I can finally build the best Kraglethingy in the world, freeze everything, and make the universe exactly how I like it forever.
scene 77 — INT. KRAZY KASTLE, CONFERENCE ROOM
Bookends
No!