Hey Indy. Uch. Who built this place? Must have been a bunch of lazy hippies, sitting around a table agreeing with each other.

The Lego Movie (2014)
BLACK FALCON
A screenplay character in The Lego Movie (2014).
- lines
- 41
- words
- 656
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 7.0%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 49
Sample dialogue
Perfect! Wonderful. Don’t move an inch. You see how hard it is for me? I have to make all these plans and rules and enforce them on people. It’s whack-a-mole. I get one thing perfect, and then another thing gets messed up. Ay ay ay I get so tired!
scene 44, source scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTBehold, the Kragle!
scene 44, source scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTHere is your typical family. You there. Move your arm a little higher. A little higher... NO NO NO that’s too high!!! Ugh you are all PATHETIC LOSERS!
scene 44, source scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTSo the whole world will be exactly how I want.
scene 44, source scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTOh, don’t worry, dear. You’ll do what I want regardless. I’ll simply use my very special electromagnetic machine to extract your thoughts and steal your ideas like I’ve done for all the other imprisoned MasterBuilders.
scene 44, source scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHT
Bookends
Whoa. That was weird.