Hey Indy. Uch. Who built this place? Must have been a bunch of lazy hippies, sitting around a table agreeing with each other.

The Lego Movie (2014)
BLACK FALCON
A screenplay character in The Lego Movie (2014).
- lines
- 41
- words
- 656
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 7.0%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 49
Sample dialogue
Perfect! Wonderful. Don’t move an inch. You see how hard it is for me? I have to make all these plans and rules and enforce them on people. It’s whack-a-mole. I get one thing perfect, and then another thing gets messed up. Ay ay ay I get so tired!
scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTBehold, the Kragle!
scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTHere is your typical family. You there. Move your arm a little higher. A little higher... NO NO NO that’s too high!!! Ugh you are all PATHETIC LOSERS!
scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTSo the whole world will be exactly how I want.
scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHTOh, don’t worry, dear. You’ll do what I want regardless. I’ll simply use my very special electromagnetic machine to extract your thoughts and steal your ideas like I’ve done for all the other imprisoned MasterBuilders.
scene 45 — INT. EMPURA TOWER, THE BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - NIGHT
Bookends
Whoa. That was weird.