No, dude, show ‘em.

The Hangover (2009)
DOUG
A screenplay character in The Hangover (2009).
- lines
- 31
- words
- 362
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 4.0%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 49
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Little toast: to Tracy, the coolest, kindest, most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. I can’t believe she let me come this weekend -- much less agreed to spend the rest of her life with me. I think both will prove to be massive errors of judgement on her part.
scene 13 — EXT. MANDALAY BAY ROOFTOP -- NIGHTWhat is it?
scene 5 — EXT. THE 10 FREEWAY -- DAYYeah, man, count me in.
scene 5 — EXT. THE 10 FREEWAY -- DAYYeah, what happened, Stuey?! You used to be able to drink us all under the table!
scene 13 — EXT. MANDALAY BAY ROOFTOP -- NIGHTVick: you shaved Alan’s eyebrows off the night before graduation!
scene 13 — EXT. MANDALAY BAY ROOFTOP -- NIGHT
Bookends
That said, let's not get too stupid tonight, okay? I’m going on my honeymoon in 24 hours...