The only reason I hired you two jerks in the first place was because your old man was a friend of mine.

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
TARKANTIAN
A screenplay character in The Great Muppet Caper (1981).
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Sample dialogue
The only reason I hired you two jerks in the first place was because your old man was a friend of mine.
scene 3, source scene 4 — INT. EDITOR'S OFFICE - PAY 4.