How could you miss a story like that?! Right in front of your noses! It practically bit you on the seats of your pants! There's no excuse!
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
TARKANIAN
A screenplay character in The Great Muppet Caper (1981).
- lines
- 9
- words
- 115
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 1.9%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 4 / 27
Sample dialogue
How could you miss a story like that?! Right in front of your noses! It practically bit you on the seats of your pants! There's no excuse!
scene 3, source scene 4 — INT. EDITOR'S OFFICE - PAY 4.Oh, yeah. The hat.
scene 4, source scene 5 — INT. CITY ROOM - DAY 5.Qh, yeah. Now I see it. But, that's no excuse for blowing the
scene 3, source scene 4 — INT. EDITOR'S OFFICE - PAY 4.{continued) And get that thing off the ceiling. . -
scene 3, source scene 4 — INT. EDITOR'S OFFICE - PAY 4.Oh, is that all?
scene 4, source scene 5 — INT. CITY ROOM - DAY 5.
Bookends
I'll tell you what, Kermit ... since you're such a crack investigative reporter, you figure it out. .