The house looks real swell, Clark.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)
EDDIE
A screenplay character in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989).
- lines
- 58
- words
- 810
- scenes
- 24
- dialogue
- 12%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 61
Sample dialogue
Cute, isn't he? Only problem is, he's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. A word of warning, though. If he does start on you, you best let him finish.
scene 177, source scene 178 — INT. LIVING ROOM - CLARK AND EDDIEClark? You surprised?
scene 175, source scene 176 — EXT. HOUSESnots! Get outta there! Go to the kitchen and get something to eat!
scene 177, source scene 178 — INT. LIVING ROOM - CLARK AND EDDIEI couldn't do that, Clark.
scene 217, source scene 218 — INT. TOY STORE - DAY 188You know, Clark, if somebody hadda got hit with that thing, it coulda put an eye out.
scene 244, source scene 245 — INT. FOYER - LATER | R231
Bookends
I appreciate that, Clark.