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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)
CLARK
A screenplay character in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989).
- lines
- 219
- words
- 2,322
- scenes
- 82
- dialogue
- 34%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 55
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
You know, kids, years ago, people couldn't go out and buy their ornaments. They had to make them from things around the old prairie homestead. Colored balls of mud, wood shavings, bits of yarn and string, ox horns, donkey tails, prairie dog whiskers. I'11l get the lights up and then I'll give you a hand.
scene 54, source scene 55 — INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHTThere it is!
scene 38, source scene 39 — EXT. CHRISTMAS TREE FARM 48Sure I do. How did that happen?
scene 65, source scene 66 — INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - LINGERIE DEPARTMENT - CLOSEUP - 69Boy, you scared me. No. I'm not Santa Claus. I wish I was.
scene 209, source scene 210 — INT. KITCHENI can't believe it.
scene 256, source scene 257 — INT. FOYER —
Bookends
I did it!