You'll be looking at a nice fat Christmas bonus this year, huh? .
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)
BILL
A screenplay character in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989).
- lines
- 13
- words
- 200
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 2.9%
- avg words / line
- 15
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 59
Sample dialogue
I guess you're the last true family man. Me? Christmas is a big pain in the ass. I get a sore face from smiling for five days at people I hate. I had the perfect holiday last year. Piled the kids in the car, drove by my Sister's house, blew the horn, and threw the gifts on the lawn.
scene 63, source scene 66 — INT. BUILDING - COFFEE STATIONYou're putting in a pool?
scene 63, source scene 66 — INT. BUILDING - COFFEE STATIONClark. Nice to see you. Get back to work. Bill exits. CLARK That’s Bill, sir. My name's Clark. FRANK Who asked? CLARK Pardon me. FRANK
scene 64, source scene 65 — INT. OFFICE - CORRIDOR - CLOSEUP - FEET 67If it's not already at your place, it has to be on its way. Don't worry about it.
scene 201, source scene 202 — INT. CLARK'S OFFICE AL52I just talked to my son. He said a messenger brought a company envelope to the house. I guess that's it. Nothing like waiting until the last minute. Did you get yours?
scene 201, source scene 202 — INT. CLARK'S OFFICE AL52
Bookends
Don't sweat it. It'll come. Merry Christmas.