If there's anything even remotely resembling that kind of trouble, you can prepare to be busy six nights a week hosting the Lotto drawing on Public Access for the rest of your career.

Mallrats (1995)
EXEC 2
A screenplay character in Mallrats (1995).
- lines
- 5
- words
- 81
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 0.8%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 33
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
If there's anything even remotely resembling that kind of trouble, you can prepare to be busy six nights a week hosting the Lotto drawing on Public Access for the rest of your career.
scene 47 — INT. HALL - 3ACKSTAGE PREP ROOM - DAYHi. I'm Bentley Garrison, with the network. Me and Mason here thought you were hysterical, just hilarious.
scene 77 — JUST: ONCE?Svenning, the show was a piece of shit. Unoriginal, uninspired. The only thing that saved it was this guy here.
scene 77 — JUST: ONCE?
Bookends
Hi. I'm Bentley Garrison, with the network. Me and Mason here thought you were hysterical, just hilarious.