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Mallrats (1995)
BRODIE
A screenplay character in Mallrats (1995).
- lines
- 193
- words
- 2,347
- scenes
- 27
- dialogue
- 35%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 78
source review flagged 6 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story: he was ona Plane tc New Mexico, when all of a sudden, zne hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So my cousin decides it's ail over, and he whips it out and starts beating it right there.
scene 41, source scene 42 — INT. ONSTAGEI do not.
scene 5, source scene 6 — INT. BRODIE'S ROOM - DAYLeave?! We just go here!
scene 16, source scene 17 — INT. HALL ~ DAYCan you beiieve it? All I said was that the Easter Bunny at the Menio Park Mall was more convincing, and he jusc jumped the railing and knocked me down.
scene 29, source scene 30 — INT. MALL - FOOD COURTYou know, what's with that? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love.
scene 33, source scene 34 — INT. MALL - THE SECOND FLOOR RAILING - DAY
Bookends
I mean, I can't guarantee she's going to like you, but...