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Clerks (1994)
SUITED MAN
A screenplay character in Clerks (1994).
- lines
- 11
- words
- 230
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.6%
- avg words / line
- 21
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 71
Sample dialogue
An angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at Quick Stop Convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. Division of taxation calls the State Board of Health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. You say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours. It's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.
scene 49 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYHere you go.
scene 49 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYCan I have your name please?
scene 49 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYFor violation of New Jersey Statute Section Two A, number one-seventy slash fifty-one: Any person who sells or makes available tobacco or tobacco-related products to persons under the age of eighteen is regarded as disorderly.
scene 49 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYThe due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law. Failure to remit before the due date will result in a charge of criminal negligence, and a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.
scene 49 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY
Bookends
The due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law. Failure to remit before the due date will result in a charge of criminal negligence, and a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.