Next time, I get the bed.
Clerks (1994)
DANTE
A screenplay character in Clerks (1994).
- lines
- 589
- words
- 4,553
- scenes
- 33
- dialogue
- 31%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 56
source review flagged 27 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddam steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex- girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
scene 60 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. NIGHTSure. Go ahead.
scene 18 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYMaybe we should soap your hand or something.
scene 34 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYDoes anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?
scene 47 — EXT: CONVENIENCE STORE. NIGHTShe went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out.
scene 54 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. NIGHT
Bookends
Oh. I'm sorry, we're closed.