I thought that place was supposed to be opened at eleven o'clock? It's twenty after!
Clerks (1994)
IMPATIENT CUSTOMER
A screenplay character in Clerks (1994).
- lines
- 11
- words
- 171
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 1.2%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 32
Sample dialogue
It's not like it's a demanding job. I'd like to get paid to sit on my ass and watch TV. The other day I walked in there and that sonofabitch was sleeping.
scene 22 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYYou calling me a liar?
scene 22 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYI got no more time to bullshit around waiting for that sonofabitch. You make sure this gets back. The number's eight-twelve- Wynarski. And I wanted to get a damn movie, too.
scene 22 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYHey-did you see a set of keys lying around here?
scene 25 — EXT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYSuch a wiseass. But go ahead. Crack wise. That's why you're jockeying a register in some fucking local convenience store instead of doing an honest day's work.
scene 22 — INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY
Bookends
Hey, did you see a set of keys lying around here somewhere?