Smells like somebody shit in his cereal.

Chasing Amy (1997)
JAY
A screenplay character in Chasing Amy (1997).
- lines
- 31
- words
- 490
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 5.0%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 59
Sample dialogue
That's 'cause I got this tubby bitch playing her greatest hits tape in my ear all the time. You should see him: she Stans singing 'You Don't Bring Me Rowers•, this faggot stans crying like a little girl with a skinned knee and shit It's embarrasing. I got the only muscle in the world with a weakness for ballads.
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...You're scaring me.
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...Kick her to the curb. Girls get to be too much trouble, there's always the 'band of the hand'.
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...Well what's it like then?
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...Just tell your fucking story so we can get out of here and smoke this.
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...
Bookends
'Snootchie-bootchies•. Who talks like that? That's baby-talk.