All goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said. "The big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church-goer.

Chasing Amy (1997)
HOLDEN
A screenplay character in Chasing Amy (1997).
- lines
- 63
- words
- 477
- scenes
- 22
- dialogue
- 4.9%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 57
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
I'm just having a problem with all of it. 1 can't get it out of my head, these visuals of her doing all this shit. And I don't know why I can't Jet it go. Because I'm crazy about her, you know? I look at this girl, I see the future. I see kids. J see grand-kids.
scene 51 — GET HIGH CONSTANTLY. SPEAKING OF WHICH...Where is she?
scene 10 — INT HER-STORY - NIGHTUsten to me • I'm not going. You're going to have to do this one by yourself.
scene 27 — ALYSSAWhy me? You know? Why now?
scene 43 — INT HOLDEN'S BEDROOM- NIGHTThere's a world offucking difference between typical high school sex and three guys at once! They fucking used you!
scene 48 — SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND, HOLDEN?
Bookends
A month ago. I did a really small run. Self-financed. Only about five hundred issues.