Al notices Judge Smails staring coldly at him from the next table.
Caddyshack (1980)
CZERNAK
A screenplay character in Caddyshack (1980).
- lines
- 86
- words
- 882
- scenes
- 17
- dialogue
- 6.4%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 76
source review flagged 5 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
I'm kidding, I m kidding! You're too serious, buddy. Listen, life's a laugh. When I was your age people were standing in bread lines, the stockbrokers were divin' out the windows and you couldn't get a job if your life depended on it. Did I care? Not in the least. I learned quick - if you want something take it. Everybody who was ever anybody did the same thing. Look at the Indians, for Christ sake!
scene 78 — EXT. PARKING LOTOh, yeah, sure.
scene 31 — EXT. FIRST TEE - LATEROkay, you can owe me. ' SMAILS I owe you nothing!
scene 31 — EXT. FIRST TEE - LATERWhere's the rearview mirror?
scene 50 — EXT. PARKINGLOTOh -- well, then a team match for twenty -- you can have Doctor Frankenputs, I'll take Ty here.
scene 84 — INT. CLUB OFFICE
Bookends
Double or nothin' he makes it-- Eighty-thousand bucks.