Oh, Westinghouse! Look at the built-up wax on these shoes. This is quality leather. I want the wax stripped, and I want them creamed and buffed with a soft chamois, and I want them now. Chopchop.
Caddyshack (1980)
SMAILS
A screenplay character in Caddyshack (1980).
- lines
- 87
- words
- 1,147
- scenes
- 22
- dialogue
- 8.3%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 150
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
His eyes go wide, his face turns bright red and his mouth goes up and down but no sound comes out. He grabs a golf club leaning up again s t -the wall and charges at Danny. Danny drops the cognac and ci gar and gr abs for his under- pants. Srnails swings at him with the golf club but Danny dod ges and Smails wipes out a shelf of his own gol f trophies. Danny bounds across the bed trying to put on his underpants as he runs. Smails swings again but Danny catches his foot in his underwear and falls. Smails club whizzes over his head and knocks out one of the columns of his four-poster. The canopy falls down on Lacey and the Jud ge. Danny goes hopping across the room st i ll hobbled by hi s jock ey shorts and escape s into the bathroom.
scene 57 — INT. THE MASTERBEDROOMI demand satisfaction.
scene 84 — INT. CLUB OFFICEWell, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
scene 31 — EXT. FIRST TEE - LATERI want the entire pool scrubbed; sterilized and disinfected.
scene 67 — EXT. DOORTO WOMEN'S LOCKERROOMDo they know the tenns of this match? ... LOU
scene 102 — EXT. THE FIRS T TEE
Bookends
He takes his precious antique putter and slams it over his knee with an audible crunch of a breaking legbone, does a take to the CAMERA and goes dow"'!l.