. . . So I'11 be staying in Phoenix now, telling the police how screwed-up they are which is not a bad job as jobs go. They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon so I'll see you when I come over to fuck Mrs. Santa's sister in the Jacuzzi. Until then, don't take no shit from nobody. Leastof allyourself. Anyways...see ya soon...

Bad Santa (2003)
WILLIE (V.O., CONT'D}
A screenplay character in Bad Santa (2003).
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