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Bad Santa (2003)
WILLIE
A screenplay character in Bad Santa (2003).
- lines
- 244
- words
- 1,932
- scenes
- 51
- dialogue
- 36%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 101
source review flagged 25 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
You shittin' me?l He doesn't have fucking friends 1 Not even an imaginary one! Unless he got ditched by him! He's just a fuckin' misfit! Lives with his grandma who sits drooling in front of the TV! Every once in a while she gets up to play soccer with her tits! What, .she's gon' rat me out? She don't know her ass from last Tuesday!
scene 62 — INT. SAGUARO SQUARE MALL - FOOD COURT - NIGHTFuck is that?
scene 36 — INT. CHAMBERLAIN'S - WINTER WONDERLAND - DAY...'cause it's the last fuckin' thing you're gonna see beforeIknock your head off and sh—
scene 41 — EXT. SAGUARO SQUARE MALL - PARKING LOT - NIGHTWhat're you, fuckin' Sigmund Sawed- Off Freud? The shrunken fuckin' shrink?
scene 62 — INT. SAGUARO SQUARE MALL - FOOD COURT - NIGHTWhaddya you care what 1 think, anyway?
scene 94 — INT. THE KID'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING
Bookends
They are gonna make me a sensitivity counselor so that tragedies like this will never again embarrass the whole fucking department. Whatever.