You get what you pay for, Chipeska! Five Christmases I've given my heart — my soul — ray love to these kids, and now what?Now youflip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and happens to work with a real midget!Lemme tellyou something: nobody caresl Nobody comes here for the elf, Santa's the attraction1 Ido BurlIves songs; does this schmoe even play guitar?
Bad Santa (2003)
HARRISON
A screenplay character in Bad Santa (2003).
- lines
- 3
- words
- 69
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 23
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 65
Sample dialogue
You get what you pay for, Chipeska! Five Christmases I've given my heart — my soul — ray love to these kids, and now what?Now youflip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and happens to work with a real midget!Lemme tellyou something: nobody caresl Nobody comes here for the elf, Santa's the attraction1 Ido BurlIves songs; does this schmoe even play guitar?
scene 33 — INT. CHAMBERLAIN'S - MAIN FLOOR - DAYAw, forget itI
scene 33 — INT. CHAMBERLAIN'S - MAIN FLOOR - DAY
Bookends
Aw, forget itI