Do I have a "kick me" sign on my back, son?
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
FERN
A screenplay character in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994).
- lines
- 4
- words
- 32
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 0.4%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 6 / 11
Sample dialogue
Do I have a "kick me" sign on my back, son?
scene 69 — EXT. BILBO'S GAS STATION - CONTCan't get anything done around here...
scene 70 — INT. BILBO'S GAS STATION - CONTThey all left me... all of them!
scene 69 — EXT. BILBO'S GAS STATION - CONTTwo miles down and take the first left.
scene 69 — EXT. BILBO'S GAS STATION - CONT
Bookends
Can't get anything done around here...