That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be... A LOOSER!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
ACE
A screenplay character in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994).
- lines
- 313
- words
- 3,239
- scenes
- 61
- dialogue
- 43%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 65
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Sample dialogue
Ladies and gentlemen, my esteemed colleague Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal minds can be wrong, from time to time. But, if I have been mistaken... if the lieutenant is indeed a woman... then my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!!!
scene 131 — INT. IRONWORKS FACTORY - DAYCops drain it?
scene 26 — EXT. SNOWFLAKE'S TANK - MOMENTS LATEROkay then, try to remember the sixties.
scene 31 — INT. BASEMENT - NIGHTWell... Hypothetically speaking, say they all left you and went to the Pigskin Sports Bar. How would they have gotten there from here?
scene 69 — EXT. BILBO'S GAS STATION - CONTLois Einhorn... holy shit balls.
scene 106 — INT. STORAGE ROOM - CONTINUOUS ACTION
Bookends
REE HEE HEE HEELYYY?!!!