What the hell is he doing here?
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
EINHORN
A screenplay character in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994).
- lines
- 49
- words
- 545
- scenes
- 9
- dialogue
- 7.3%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 84
Sample dialogue
First, people buy lottery tickets every day. It's a habit. It doesn't prove a thing. Second, the dog wasn't suffering from canine trauma, he was suffering from bladder trauma. Sergeant Neilson found a piss stain as big as Lake Huron near the bed. And third, the blood on the railing. Simple. He doesn't jump far enough and whacks his head. A fact confirmed by the paramedics who found cuts on his scalp, with traces of a white chalky substance. i.e. plaster from the balcony.
scene 60 — EXT. PODACTER'S BALCONY - CONTWhat is it?
scene 94 — INT. EINHORN'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS ACTIONAs of now, the game is going on as scheduled.
scene 92 — EXT. POLICE STATION - LATER THAT DAYI'll be here if you ever want a real woman.
scene 94 — INT. EINHORN'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS ACTIONVinnie! Roc! Get in here!
scene 127 — INT. IRONWORKS FACTORY - FACTORY
Bookends
Shoot him. Shoot him, now!!