IT'S FIVE YEARS LATER.
A couple in a clinch.
The woman is Sally at 26. She looks great, she's a
stylish-young·woman~- She•s ki--ssinga very attractive
man with·a beard, although it"s not that easy to see
him at the moment. His name is JOE.
Harry is coming down the hallway of the airline
terminal. He"s wearing a suit and tie and trenchcoat;
he has a kind of attractive-but-rumpled demeanor. He
notices the couple kissing. Goes past them. Then
stops. Backs up. Be recognizes them.
They're still kissing.
Harry comes closer, peers at the two of them from
slightly too close. It's not easy to s- either of
their faces. ·
Finally, Sally and Joe become aware that someone is
standing nearby, and they stop kissing to look at
Harry.
HARRY
Joe -- I thought it was you. Harry Burns.
JOE
Harry, Harry, how are you?
Joe holds out his hand. They shake.
HARRY
How ya doin'?
JOE
Fine, fine.
HARRY 14
I thought it was you.
· (beat)
Still with the D.A.'s office?
JOE
I ewitched over to the other side. What about you?
HARRY
I'm working for a small company political consulting.
Joe nods. Harry nods. An awkward pause. Sally just standing
there, wondering if Harry remembers her.
JOE
----- ---Oh""l!arry;-·this.isSallyAlllright~---·
Harry Burns. We used to live in
the same building.
BARRY
(ha knows he's seen her
\,__./ someplace but
he can't
remember where)
Hi.
Sally nods.
HARRY
(continuing)
Well, great to see you. See you around.
Harry starts down the long corridor for his plane.
Joe and Sally look at each other.
SALLY
Thank God he couldn't place me. I drove from college to New York with him five years ago and it was the longest night of my life.
JOE
What happened?
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14 SALLY 14
Be made a pass at me and when I
said no -- he was going with a
friend of mine, uh ••• ohGod, I
can't r-ember her name; don't
get involved with me, Joe, I"m 26
years old and I can't even remember
the name of a person I was such good
friends with that I wouldn't get
involved with her boyfriend •••
JOE
So what happened?
SALLY
Whan? JOE Be made a pass at you and you said __ no ..-- -----·· --- ·--- ·---·--·-·----
SALLY
Uhh ••.I said we can just be friends, this part I remember, and he said men and.women cou,ldn't really be friends.
Joe kisses her again.
SALLY
(continuing)
Do you think it's true?
JOE
No.
SALLY
Do you have any women friends? Just friends?
JOE
No, but I'll get one if it's important to you.
SALLY
Amanda Reese. That was her last name. Thank God.
Another kiss.
JOE
I'll miss you.
(beat)
I love you.
CON'rINtJED1 Revised 8/17/88
14 SALLY 14
(She loves
hearinq this)
You do?
JOE
Yea.
SALLY
I love you.
1S IN'r.AIRPLANE - DAY 1S
The plane is in flight, an route from Rew York to
Washington.
Sally is in a middl.e aaat in a crowded all-coach plane.
She has the Rey York Tm• on her lap, but She's
----------staringinto-the--middle~atance,~¾ittle-smile on her
face. ·
There's a KAH OH THE AISLE nezt to bar.
In the row in back of her, in the aisle seat, is
Barry. His head pops up.
Sally starts to read the newspaper. The Kan on the
Aisle looks up at Barry, who's still loorn1nqover them,
tryinq to place Sally. Barry pops down.
Sally starts to read again.
Barry pops up again. Popa back down.
The S'l'EWARDESScomes down the aisle with the drink
cart, asks Sally for her drink order.
SALLY
Do you have Bloody Kary mix?
STEWARDESS
Yea.
She starts to pour.
SALLY
No wait. Here's what I want. Regular tomato juice, not too much ice, and fill it up about three quarters, and
then add a splash of the Bloody Kary
mix. Just a splash.
(CON'rINUED)
CONTINUED: Revised 8/15/88
15 Harry's head starts to rise again. 15
SALLY
(continuing)
And a little piece of lime, but on the side.
HARRY
The University of Chicago, right?
SALLY
Yes.
Harry pops down.
He pops right back up.
HARRY
Did you look this good at the
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SALLY
No.
HARRY
(he's being mischievous here)
Did we ever--?
Reaction from Man on Aisle. *
SALLY
(laughing1_she can't believe him)
No, no. Jesus. ..
(to Man on Aisle)
We drove from Chicago to New York the day after graduation.
The Man on the Aisle has been listening and watching
all this.
MAN ON THE AISLE
(with some irritation)
Would you two like to sit together?
Before Sally can object.
HARRY
Great.
Harry and the Man on the Aisle change seats and Harry
sits down next to Sally.
HARRY
15 You were a friend of •..oh jeez. 15
He can't remember her name.
SALLY
Amanda's. I can't believe you can't r-amber her name.
HARRY
What do you mean? I can r-ember. Amanda. Right? Amanda Rice.
SALLY
Reese.
HARRY
Reese, right. That's what I said. Whatever happened to her?
- ------------------------------------SALLY
I have no idea.
HARRY
You have no idea? You were a good * friend of hers. We didn't make it because you were such good friends.
SALLY
You went with her.
HARRY
was it worth it? Thia sacrifice for·a friend you haven't even kept in touch with?
SALLY
Harry, you may not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice.
HARRY
Fair enough, fair enough.
After a beat:
HARRY
You were going to be a gymnast.
SALLY
A journalist.
HARRY
That's what I said. So, did you ••• ?
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15 SALLY 15
I"m a journalist. I work at the Hews,
• BARRY
Great. And you're with Joe.
That's 91"9at--
(beat)
You guys have been together - what?
- three weeks?
SALLY
A month. Bev do you know?
BARRY
You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone ...to_ theairport__ ----at -the Ditglnninq-o. a relationship.
SALLY
Why?
BARRY
Because eventually thinqs move on and you don't take someone to the airport, and I never wanted anyone to be able to aay to me, how come you never take me to the airport anymore.
SALLY
It's amazing. You look like a normal
' person but actually you're the angel
of death.
BARRY
Are you qoing to marry him?
SALLY
We've only known each other a month. Besides, neither one of us is looking to get married right now.
BARRY
I"m getting married.
SALLY
You are?
CONTINUED.: Revised 8/22/88
15 HARRY 15
(matter-of-
factly).
Yep.
SALLY
Ism. are? •
HARRY
Yep.
SALLY
Who is she?
HARRY
Belen Billson. She's a lawyer. She's keeping her name.
SALLY
- --·-·-------------------·--- .-- - --(alwc:••"htir----------··-.. .... .--··---.
head)
You're getting married.
Smiles.
HARRY
What's so funny about it?
SALLY
It's just so optimistic of you.
HARRY
You'd be amazed what falling madly in love can do for you.
SALLY
That'• wonderful, Barry. It's nice to see you embracing life in this manner.
HARRY
Besides, you just get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.
SALLY
What whole thing?
HARRY
The whole life-of-a-single-guy thing, you know, you meet someone, you have the safe lunch, where you
(MORE)
CONTINUED: Revised 8/17/88
15 BARRY (CON'l'"D) 15
decide you like each other enough
to move on to dinner, you go
dancing, you do the white man•a
overbite, then you go back to her
place, you have aex, and the minute
you finish, you know what qoea
through your head?
(Sally ahakea her head no)
Bow long do I have to lie here and
hold her before I can get up and go
home? Ia 30 aeconda enough?
SALLY
That's what you"re tb1nking? Ia that true?
BARRY
Yeah. All -n think that. Bow
-- -----------long ao-you-Ilka to-be heicf- -.
afterwards? Al.l night, right?
That's the probl-. Somewhere
between 30 seconds and all night ia
your_ problem•.
SALLY
I don't have a problem.
BARRY
Yea you do.
The PI.IGB'rAffERI>Alrrannounces that everyone should
fasten aeatbelta in preparation for landing in
Waahington, o.c.