The SIX MERCENARIES gathered around the ship’s HOLD are known
as THE EXPENDABLES.
BARNEY ROSS: Group leader and strategist. In his day a record
holder for his blinding speed and accuracy with COMBAT
PISTOLS.
HALE CAESAR: Long Barrel Weapon Specialist, especially
custom, one of a kind, full-auto shotguns. Well-adjusted,
pleasant, outspoken, but ruthless in battle, friends with
BARNEY for 10 years.
LEE CHRISTMAS: Former SAS and a savant with anything that has
a blade.
YING YANG: Thoughtful, deadly and a master at ‘close quarter
combat.’ He’s a man who’s always meditating on how he should
live his life.
TOLL ROAD: His imposing size and battle scarred appearance
belie his special DEMOLITION SKILLS and calm intellect.
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When all else fails, he simply employs his brutal but
brilliant fighting capabilities to shatter every bone in an
opponent’s body. He wears special GLOVES with protruding
STUDS and METAL KNEE PADS.
GUNNAR JENSEN: A big combat veteran who’s an expert in
PRECISION SNIPING, but the years of stress, isolation and
cynicism have spiraled him downwards into an unwinnable war
of substance abuse and untamable mood swings.
All of these men possess a matching EXPENDABLES LOGO TATTOO.
YANG
has a LASER DOT from his rifle centered on the LEADER’S
CHEST, as BARNEY addresses the THIEF.
BARNEY
There’s the money - Free the hostages.
Unimpressed, the PIRATE LEADER looks at the LASER DOT on his
chest, then runs his fingers through the BEAM. He motions to
another PIRATE who retrieves the BAG. The LEADER looks
inside.
LEADER
(hard)
How much in there?
BARNEY
Three million.
LEADER
You wait too long! Now it’s five!!
BARNEY
Last time - Free the hostages.
LEADER
Five million!!
Wired to the gills, GUNNAR barges forward roughly shoving
YANG aside.
GUNNAR
Move!
CHRISTMAS
What the hell ya doin’?
GUNNAR looks at Barney, eyes glazed. He raises his powerful
RIFLE.
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LEADER
We want our money! Now!
GUNNAR
- Warnin’ shot!!
BARNEY
No!!
GUNNAR pulls the trigger sending a heavy grained bullet into
center of the LEADER’S face.
The film goes into SLOW MOTION. The PIRATE LEADER’S head is
completely gone. The stunned PIRATES stare in horror as the
LEADER’S body still remains upright. The EXPENDABLES exchange
anxious looks. They know the scene is milliseconds away from
chaos.
GUNNAR
(simply)
...Little low. *
With that the PIRATE LEADER’S body crumbles to a heap and the
battle is on!
CHRISTMAS and HALE CAESAR toss TWO M-18 SMOKE GRENADES from
above and the Room is instantly enveloped into a billowing
hell as the PIRATE’S gunfire ricochet everywhere.
HOSTAGES duck against the wall seeking safety.
BARNEY
No firing till you’re down!
CHRISTMAS and YANG leap over the side and rappel into the
billowing SMOKE.
HALE CAESAR
(to Gunnar)
Get the exit.
GUNNAR
Who made you God? *
GUNNAR takes off as TOLL ROAD and BARNEY quickly rappel over
the side into the thickening protective smoke.
TWO PIRATES come charging up the stairs, out of the smoke
HALE CAESAR appears at the top of the stairs, his shotgun
leveled.
BOOOM!
He blows both pirates into chop meat.
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Another PIRATE is fleeing up the steel steps and is blasted
back by HALE CAESAR. Through the fading HAZE of the grenade
smoke, HALE CAESAR moves into the BOWELS of the SHIP’S HOLD.
GUNNAR steps into view, his wild eyes craving the battle.
20 YING YANG
He leaps out from behind a CARGO STACK and catches a PIRATE
with a savage kick from his STEEL TIPPED BOOTS, then sprays a
SECOND PIRATE with his MACHINE GUN.
20A PIRATES
In the shadowy ‘hold,’ the PIRATES are panicking and firing
wildly. BULLETS ricochet off the SHIP’S STEEL SIDE with
deafening reverberations.
20B HALE CAESAR is hit in the PROTECTIVE VEST. He fires his SEGA
SHOTGUN and obliterates STACKS of CARGO that the assaulting
PIRATE hides behind.
21 CHRISTMAS
leaps from cover and heaves a KNIFE at a PIRATE who is
reloading, then fires his WEAPON three times at a PIRATE who
dives safely behind a CARGO STACK. The PIRATE now fires at
BARNEY. TOLL ROAD suddenly appears behind the PIRATE and
snaps his NECK.
22 BARNEY ROSS
BARNEY ducks then spins out and with amazing economy he fires
off eight shots with his .45, hitting TWO ARMED PIRATES,
then, speed loads and fires off SIX more at another PIRATE
sprinting to an ambush location in less than 3 seconds. The
PIRATE is blown off his feet.
22A YANG
steps from his concealment and kicks one PIRATE with his
STEEL TIPPED BOOTS and blows two more away as he rolls to
safety.
22AA CHRISTMAS
cuts down THREE PIRATES who fire from the top of CARGO
STACKS.
HALE CAESAR’S
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ferocious SHOTGUN blasts TWO MORE PIRATES ten feet back.
22B GUNNAR
Without any regard for his own safety, he walks insanely
forward as a pair of PIRATE’S BULLETS tear off the STACKED
CARGO near his head. He blasts the PIRATE away with his HUGE
PISTOL.
22C CHRISTMAS
is out of AMMO, but sees TWO PIRATES and with insane speed,
he whips out a pair of THROWING KNIVES and impales the
thieves. A THIRD PIRATE tries to behead him from behind with
a MACHETE. CHRISTMAS dodges the blow and crushes the man’s
THROAT with a lethal blow.
22CC PIRATE
drops his empty WEAPON and whips out his MACHETE and
anxiously moves forward.
22CCC TOLL ROAD
A STUDDED FIST slams into the PIRATE’S CHEST. The man
attempts to raise the MACHETE, but TOLL ROAD grabs the man
behind his NECK, and crushes the PIRATE’S HEAD against his
STUDDED KNEE, and blows another PIRATE away with his
REMINGTON MODEL 870 MCS ‘breach weapon.’
22D BARNEY
swings around a CARGO STACK and catches TWO PIRATES broadside
with his .45.
22E GUNNAR’S
Drugged eyes are as wide as portholes as he snaps around the
corner and catches CHRISTMAS dead in his sights. Though ten
feet away, GUNNAR is aiming right between his teammate’s
eyes.
CHRISTMAS
What’re you doing?!
GUNNAR fires missing CHRISTMAS’ HEAD by an inch, but catching
a PIRATE, who is taking aim twenty feet away. CHRISTMAS
glares at GUNNAR and rapidly moves off.
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CHRISTMAS
(low)
Crazy bastard!
GUNNAR sees a PIRATE behind BARNEY and blows him away.
Turning, he finds himself face to face with a LONG HAIRED
PIRATE who shoots him point blank in the CHEST. GUNNAR
recoils, then with incredible rage, fights the pain and with
python-like speed, grabs the LONG HAIRED PIRATE by the
throat.
GUNNAR
Got ya!
22F CHRISTMAS
Heaves another KNIFE at a PIRATE who runs between the CARGO
STACKS.
22FF HALE CAESAR
sees ANOTHER PIRATE fleeing up the steps and fires twice. The
PIRATE tumbles down the stairs.
22G SHIP’S HOLD
From above we see the majority of the smoke has funneled out.
22H PIRATES
THREE PIRATES dash to a new location while shooting wildly at
BARNEY.
22HH YANG
suddenly leaps into view, kicking one in the gut, the other
across the jaw, and plugs the third with his PISTOL.
25 TOLL ROAD
His thick hand lashes out and seizes a PIRATE by the throat
who is firing at CHRISTMAS. He heaves him forward, back hands
another PIRATE with is SHOTGUN then fires his weapon at
another PIRATE who ducks to safety.
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25A HALE CAESAR
approaches from the opposite direction and drives his ELBOW
squarely into his FOREHEAD, then pulling out a huge dagger-
like KNIFE aptly called ‘The Arkansas Toothpick,’ parries
another PIRATE’S MACHETE and with a stupendous elbow to the
forehead, crushes him to the SHIP’S FLOOR.
26 CHRISTMAS
Clearing his way around the CARGO, he sees EIGHT PIRATES
snatch up the BOUND HOSTAGES, using them as a shield. A very
tall PIRATE has one of the hostages by the hair, a KNIFE at
his throat.
TALL PIRATE
(insanely)
We kill them! We kill them!
BARNEY sees what CHRISTMAS sees. HALE CAESAR drifts into view
and blocking the steps, likewise TOLL ROAD, YANG joins in
from the opposite angle. They are all blocking the stairway
EXIT.
TALL PIRATE
Drop the weapons!
The PIRATES have weapons pointed at the HOSTAGES’ heads. The
MERCENARIES look toward BARNEY, who remains stone faced.
TALL PIRATE
We kill them all! I don’t care!
BARNEY lowers his PISTOLS to the ground, likewise the TWO
OTHER MEN. While rising, he glances at CHRISTMAS, who has
also lowered his COMPACT RIFLE.
CHRISTMAS
Got the four on the left.
BARNEY
(secretly to Christmas)
Take the two on the right, I got the rest.
CHRISTMAS never removes his eyes from the PIRATE LEADER.
CHRISTMAS
(low)
...You’re not that fast anymore.
BARNEY
Only thing faster is light.
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PIRATE
Bring the money here now!
The MONEY rests near HALE CAESAR. He eyes BARNEY.
HALE CAESAR *
(eyeing the pirate) *
...Boomlay, boom. *
A fellow pirate starts forward.
TALL PIRATE
(in Somalian)
Kill them -
Like a blur BARNEY quick-draws a custom built SIX SHOOTER
from the small of his back as CHRISTMAS’ whips out TWO
THROWING KNIVES hidden behind his shoulders with blinding
speed, then whips out TWO MORE fastened to either side of his
leg. It’s hard to tell which is faster, BARNEY’S BULLETS or
CHRISTMAS’ KNIVES, but EIGHT DEAD PIRATES hit the ground.
Stone-faced BARNEY moves forward and begins cutting the
HOSTAGES loose. *
CHRISTMAS
(teasingly)
Call it a tie. *
TOLL ROAD
(to Christmas and Barney)
Call it narcissistic.
YANG
This place smells, let’s go!
ONE HOSTAGE begins to profusely thank BARNEY. BARNEY’S
unimpressed.
CHRISTMAS’ attention is drawn upward.
CHRISTMAS
What the hell is he doin’?!
Overhead is GUNNAR, wrapping the repelling rope around the
semi-conscious LONG HAIRED PIRATE’S neck.
BARNEY
Whatta ya doin’? *
GUNNAR
I’m killin’ killers! *
BARNEY
Let ‘im go!
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YANG
(to Gunnar)
This is no good.
(sprints away)